Author Topic: Snakes  (Read 2729 times)

Whats the best way to get rid of them around my house?My mom, and sisters are terrified of snakes...there's like 2 through 4 snakes living around our house...I'm not "terrified" of them.But I just don't like them period >_< I don't take pain easily...anyway.Is there an easy, cheap, quick, way to get rid of guarder snakes[I think their guarder snakes]I cant really get a picture of a snake but I googled what they looked like and here's a picture of what the snakes kinda look like that is hanging around our house

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But, I've never had snakes in my house. I'd probably be scared half to death if I did though.


I think he means outside of his house.
The snakes are around in my yard, and a lot of times in the crack between my porch and my stone steps...they try to bite stuff a lot >_< I don't know if their poisonous or not so I'm scared a bit

Call an exterminator.


I think he means outside of his house.
I've heard of situations where snakes camped out in closets or something.

But, either way, I'd still be scared if I had a snake around my house.

Pick up a stick and hit them over the head

Cheap and quick, that's what we down down here

Also cheap way to make wasp killing spray: soap and water in a spray bottle. it really works!
« Last Edit: June 12, 2009, 08:07:49 PM by zackin5 »

Please do in order of operations:

1.Get a gun.

2.Shoot him in the head next time he comes out.

3.Take the dead body inside.

4.And if you have a dog let it eat it.

This was a joke if you didnt get it yet.

Get dressed in thick clothing, make sure you have some thick gloves and such, and kill them(?). Or you can use a stick to push them away and out of your yard.


I'm guessing you mean garter snakes. They're a common species found in North America. They're slightly venomous, but the venom is completely harmless to humans. The easiest options to get rid of them would either be to kill them or relocate them elsewhere.

I once got a boulder ish rock and threw it at a snake then jumped ontop of the rock until the snake stopped wriggling.

You guys are a bunch of pusillanimous individual's.  Learn2ranglesnakes.

Maybe, he dosent wanna be sick.
Fix'd. now my turn

You guys are a bunch of pusillanimous individual's.  Learn2ranglesnakes.
But I don't think you can rope snakes..