hahaha
i got a boner in my history class once, then my nose started running so i asked my teacher for a tissue and he's like "why dont you get it yourself"
"well, uh, you really wanna know?"
"yes"
"ok, well, i have a bit of a raging boner right now and my nose is runny"
"..."
and the class dies laughing and im called "boner boy" for the rest of the year