Author Topic: Erections. (Read 8533 times)

Rughugger · June 16, 2009, 08:35:43 PM

Retz gets a boner from stories of other guys getting boners. D:

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Justin K. · June 16, 2009, 08:55:29 PM

Quote from: BobSevenSevens on June 16, 2009, 07:28:29 PM

I humped my bed and got a boner

You took it right out of my mouth :P Seriously.

Littledude · June 16, 2009, 09:04:10 PM

I think my first erection had to be when I watched Batman and Robin(?) whatever the one with poison ivy and the freeze guy.
Poison ivy being the one that gave me it.

Brickman · June 16, 2009, 09:07:02 PM

Oh, my first erection was when I was 5, I was watching this one movie where this chicks flanel shirt opens a little and I somehow got an erection. Wait, why the hell did I say any of that?

Jester · June 16, 2009, 09:09:06 PM

Quote from: Brickman on June 16, 2009, 09:07:02 PM

Oh, my first erection was when I was 5, I was watching this one movie where this chicks flanel shirt opens a little and I somehow got an erection. Wait, why the hell did I say any of that?

o_o

Littledude · June 16, 2009, 09:13:14 PM

Quote from: Brickman on June 16, 2009, 09:07:02 PM

Oh, my first erection was when I was 5, I was watching this one movie where this chicks flanel shirt opens a little and I somehow got an erection. Wait, why the hell did I say any of that?

Because you chose to...
And judging by the lack of a last edit date or whatever, I'm guessing if you didn't want that to be there you didn't need to ever post it.

rawrman · June 16, 2009, 09:15:20 PM

Ya'll brothers are gay.

Builder · June 16, 2009, 09:16:09 PM

Quote from: rawrman on June 16, 2009, 09:15:20 PM

Ya'll brothers are gay.

Pffffft... your Mexican not black.

rawrman · June 16, 2009, 09:20:44 PM

Quote from: Builder on June 16, 2009, 09:16:09 PM

Pffffft... your Mexican not black.

So

oromis · June 16, 2009, 10:03:12 PM

Beds. They rock.

JD · June 16, 2009, 10:05:20 PM

Saw CapT
I mean wut

Riot · June 16, 2009, 10:09:53 PM

I get a boner from just looking at my snake D:

Block Builder · June 16, 2009, 11:06:44 PM

I saw the girls locker room and then remembered that the guys locker room has an open shower. Wtf.

.::Taboo::. · June 16, 2009, 11:16:14 PM

Food. Always gets me.

I was watching Playboy TV when I was 8. Not fapping or anything, but I knew I shouldn't watch it, and when I did, I had to push down my pants just a bit for a reason that was unknown to me.
Don't I have the most wonderful childhood memories?

tay104 · June 16, 2009, 11:16:54 PM

hahaha
i got a boner in my history class once, then my nose started running so i asked my teacher for a tissue and he's like "why dont you get it yourself"
"well, uh, you really wanna know?"
"yes"
"ok, well, i have a bit of a raging boner right now and my nose is runny"
"..."
and the class dies laughing and im called "boner boy" for the rest of the year