Not cool, DQ, not cool.
K, so, I was coming back from my dad's house (I have to go back tomorrow too, dunno why I'm home) and my parents decided to meet at a gas station. My mother was running late, and there was a Dairy Queen across the street. I was in fact hungry, so I ran over (Yes, I j-walked. I know, I'm a typical badass, right?) and ordered a kid's meal (lol) and a chicken wrap. It was only $4.98 so I knew something had to be wrong. I get my food and walk out. When I get into my father's car, I take a look at my food. Here's my take on what I got: 2 loving 3 inch chicken tenders, some beat old short fries, a soda fit for the wife on "Little People, Big World", a chode chicken wrap, and a ice cream sandwich with 1/8th inch cookies filled with barely any ice cream. What the forget do they cook this in, an easy-bake-oven? It seems like they should have girl scouts running the front counter, because this food is almost as small as a 300 pound man's snake. No, it was not small due to the fact of it being a kid's meal, seeing as the chicken wrap was just as small as the other stuff.
So, have you ever got something from Dairy Queen, and it was tiny as wanksauce?
