Author Topic: scary stories (Read 96266 times)

Riot · July 09, 2009, 05:57:51 PM

Quote from: Moriarty on July 09, 2009, 04:10:25 PM

A recent study by the National Psychiatric Institute in Boston, MA, concluded that no activity can account for the phenomenon known as nightmares. Whereas many dreams come from unconscious desires, most nightmares seem to come from an outside source independent of the individual. In fact, when subjects are asked to recall nightmares they are almost always found in the same memory section as actual physical memories, not the section where normal dreams are replayed. In other words, those aliens and creatures you see at night in your "dreams?" They're real.

wtf man D:
I had this skinny white thing follow me in a dark hallway, almost looked like the thing from penumbra.
Man i was crying and running away from it, it was telling me to slow down and turn around. D:
If you are correct then that thing that i saw exists some were D:

here is what they might look like
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2W233kzn0Vw/SZX1BnaQe1I/AAAAAAAAALU/P8ZrAC8iNMQ/s320/4bdd_Penumbra_1.jpg

Ad Bot · Advertisement

Moriarty · July 09, 2009, 07:47:55 PM

Riot, that thing, is that in a game?
What game if it is?
Oh I read your thing.

heedicalking · July 09, 2009, 08:33:01 PM

It was said that a man named Jack was once jerking off in the bathroom. He accidentally tugged to hard and ripped his snake right off. He screamed in pain as his internal organs flooded out the newly formed hole. The man went to the hospital to get himself surgically repaired. The surgeons were able to fix him all up, except. He didn't have a richard. Just bandage over what is supposed to be his richard. He played a curse on whoever did not believe this story. The curse stated that whoever did not believe would have something bad happen to them the next time they go into the bathroom. And you wonder where the term "Jacking Off" came from.

Moriarty · July 09, 2009, 08:34:31 PM

Thats not really scary, just stupid.

block dude · July 09, 2009, 09:06:52 PM

Quote from: heedicalking on July 09, 2009, 08:33:01 PM

It was said that a man named Jack was once jerking off in the bathroom. He accidentally tugged to hard and ripped his snake right off. He screamed in pain as his internal organs flooded out the newly formed hole. The man went to the hospital to get himself surgically repaired. The surgeons were able to fix him all up, except. He didn't have a richard. Just bandage over what is supposed to be his richard. He played a curse on whoever did not believe this story. The curse stated that whoever did not believe would have something bad happen to them the next time they go into the bathroom. And you wonder where the term "Jacking Off" came from.

forget now i cant piss or stuff D:<

Jimmg · July 09, 2009, 09:41:17 PM

Quote from: heedicalking on July 09, 2009, 08:33:01 PM

It was said that a man named Jack was once jerking off in the bathroom. He accidentally tugged to hard and ripped his snake right off. He screamed in pain as his internal organs flooded out the newly formed hole. The man went to the hospital to get himself surgically repaired. The surgeons were able to fix him all up, except. He didn't have a richard. Just bandage over what is supposed to be his richard. He played a curse on whoever did not believe this story. The curse stated that whoever did not believe would have something bad happen to them the next time they go into the bathroom. And you wonder where the term "Jacking Off" came from.

No.