This is a story I found in the deep archive of.. a pot.
Along time ago when people did not have iphones and even before that guy was born there were two brothers whose mother died. They were found by a she wolf but the wold ate Moggle the other baby and raised the other as her minion. When he grew up he shot her with a ray gun and said "Here I shall build a grate city to honour the gods" He did so and when he was done I was given the fountain of youth as a gift from the gods.
But, they were so happy with it that they ate ice-cream all day and night till they when POP. The clever one had sorbet instead and lived. He said "Peter... I mean Hoggle you are to build a grate city on this rock. Hoggle looked at him and said he already had, then god when away.
As the barbarians raided Hoggles grate city he knew not what to do and so hid in a big pot for so long he turned into scrolls... but he hated them to then he went off and became the book of keels. But Hoggle was poor, books dont pay much you see and so he was sad. So he tore a page from himself and wrote a store about some chick that falls in love with this guy then they die for silly reasons. And it was a smashing hit. Hoggle lived on over the years as such delightful people as Riddler and the queen of England, Until he found a game called Blockland and his life ended.
And they all lived happily ever after.
Plez replace all Hoggles with Hoogles in your mind.
