Omegle, funny conversations. Post them here.

[Thorax]

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You: Hey!
Stranger: hey!
Stranger: how are you?
You: Good, you?
Stranger: i'm fine.
You: That's good
Stranger: where you from ?
You: The Omegle Chat System has detected a violation of code: "Attempting to solicit love from minors". This chat log has been saved by the Omegle Chat System. Your IP has been recorded and has been reported to the Federal Bureau of Investigation. Please call your local FBI office and refer case number "46643-56" for more information.

Stranger: woooh what's that for information?
You: What?
You: You didn't say anything for a while
Stranger: The Omegle Chat System has detected a violation of code: "Attempting to solicit love from minors". This chat log has been saved by the Omegle Chat System. Your IP has been recorded and has been reported to the Federal Bureau of Investigation. Please call your local FBI office and refer case number "46643-56" for more information.

If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
Stranger: that.
Stranger: strange
You: IDK, I don't have that on mine...
Stranger: me too.
You: Oh.
You: Why'd you post it?

Stranger: but, where you from ?
You: The Omegle Chat System has detected a violation of code: "Attempting to solicit love from minors". This chat log has been saved by the Omegle Chat System. Your IP has been recorded and has been reported to the Federal Bureau of Investigation. Please call your local FBI office and refer case number "46643-56" for more information.

Stranger: you send it to me.
You: Send what?
Stranger: twice times
You: Twice that message?
Stranger: yes.
Stranger: uuuhm.. strange...
You: Woww
You: That's crazy
You: Where are you from?
You: Wow
You: It popped up on mien
You: mine*
Stranger: netherlands you?
You: US
Stranger: hm,, my uncle lives in california
You: Nice
You: I live in Michigan
Stranger: okay :O
Stranger: how old are you?
You: The Omegle Chat System has detected a violation of code: "Attempting to solicit love from minors". This chat log has been saved by the Omegle Chat System. Your IP has been recorded and has been reported to the Federal Bureau of Investigation. Please call your local FBI office and refer case number "46643-56" for more information.

You: Hello?
Stranger: yes
You: You said ok, then stopped talking
Stranger: it;s crazy..
You: What is?
Stranger: i say; how old are you?
You: The Omegle Chat System has detected a violation of code: "Attempting to solicit love from minors". This chat log has been saved by the Omegle Chat System. Your IP has been recorded and has been reported to the Federal Bureau of Investigation. Please call your local FBI office and refer case number "46643-56" for more information.

Stranger:  i say; how old are you?
You: The Omegle Chat System has detected a violation of code: "Attempting to solicit love from minors". This chat log has been saved by the Omegle Chat System. Your IP has been recorded and has been reported to the Federal Bureau of Investigation. Please call your local FBI office and refer case number "46643-56" for more information.

Stranger: everytime i type.. there comes a message..
You: What's it say?
Stranger: what i send to you.
You: Oh
You: That is strange
Stranger: buut, how old are you?
You: The Omegle Chat System has detected a violation of code: "Attempting to solicit love from minors". This chat log has been saved by the Omegle Chat System. Your IP has been recorded and has been reported to the Federal Bureau of Investigation. Please call your local FBI office and refer case number "46643-56" for more information.

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[Moriarty]

A person gave a good idea, wanna hear it, SURE YOU DO!
Stranger: its also fun to pretend to be a completly serious chick, & convince them that ur interested in them...

[Hiiro3293]

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Stranger: hii
You: hii
Stranger: asl?
You: 9/m/usa
Stranger: 14/m/holland ;)
Stranger: your very young xD
You: my momy sed i shuld not go on this site
You: but shes meen
You: so i go on it anyway
Stranger: aww okay
Stranger: why dont go on this site ?"?:P
You: she ses that meen creeps are on it
You: watever a creeps is
Stranger: thats true
You: wats a peedo
Stranger: ah a creepfil he rapes little children ;)
Stranger: but im just a boy
Stranger: cya m8
You: wats rape
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i have funnier, from a copy...


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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: 9/m/cali
Stranger: 9 ha
Stranger: you are a little child
You: yea
Stranger: child
You: my mommy told me i wasn't supposed to come on this site
You: but i do it anyway
You: she says there are peedos on this site
You: whats a peedo?
Stranger: yeah. you should listen to your mommy ha. you shoul drink your milk and sleep
You: I DONt WANa
You: anbyway whats a peedo?
You: i still get breast fed...
Stranger: dont ya know that
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Stranger: are u a female
You: get that through your thick skull, yes im a female
Stranger: ur mean
Stranger: i like that
Stranger: yell at me somemore
You: DON't BE a friend YOU forgetIN NUMBSKULL OF stuff
Stranger: so hot
Stranger: so hot
You: i know
Stranger: where u live
You: california
Stranger: cool deal, i been there once
You: orly
Stranger: near barstow
Stranger: think thats how u spell it
You: cyber?
Stranger: no im human, not cyborg
You: ...
You: ill start
You: i fart slowly into your star fish
Stranger: k
You: I shove... ok JK im a 12 year old boy who is laughing his loving ass off because of you
Stranger: cool, im 24 at work making 42 dollars an hour
You: cool

[Thorax]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Let's play hangman
You: Ok
Stranger: _ _ _  _ _ _ _
You: E
Stranger: _ _ E _ _ _ E
You: A
Stranger: _ _ E _ A _E
You: R
Stranger: nope.
You: S
Stranger: nope.
You: T
Stranger: T_E _A_E
You: I
Stranger: nope
You: N
Stranger: no
Stranger: that's
Stranger: four
Stranger: I think that means you have one left?
Stranger: or two
You: two
You: 1 body
You: 2 arms
You: 2 legs
You: 1 head
You: 6
Stranger: k
You: 2 left
You: Hmmm
Stranger: T_E  _A_E
You: U
Stranger: nope
You: Drat
You: Hmm
You: B?
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: THE GAME

[jirue]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: ohai
Stranger: asl?
You: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: if you say ASL i'm going to punch your face in
Stranger: ok
Stranger: m/f
You: :-\
You: m.
Stranger: cool im f
You: GIRLS DONT EXIST ON THE INTERNET
You: LIES
You: OH MY GOD
Stranger: haha lol
You: A BLACK HOLE IS OPENING UP
You: HOLY stuff
You: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUU
You have disconnected.



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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: if you say ASL or M/F
You: or anything along thel ines of that
You: I will persannaly find you
You: kill you
You: then cut off your dad's arm
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Stranger: m or f? got msn?
You: :-\
You: m
You: no
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hiii
You: hiii
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: me 14/f/cali
You: I'm going to kill the next person who says ASL
Stranger: oh noes
You: then i'm going to eat their children
Stranger: ; <
You: and cook their paren'ts in a big pot
You: and make stew
You: and feed it to their dog!
Stranger: :<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
You: !!!!!
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there was another convo here but i forgot to copy it :(

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hoi
You: why hello
Stranger: from >?
You: A city
Stranger: Cool
Stranger: byebye
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All of those happened in a row! D:
Too many cigarettes asking ASL!! D:

[Muzzles56]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: You are a BLOB OF SLUDGE. You hate EVERYTHING. What do you do?
You: Eat everyone I hate
Stranger: You go on an EATING BINGE, eating EVERYTHING. You start getting fat.
You: =O
Stranger: You have developed an EATING DISORDER!
You: Nooooooo
Stranger: This cuases your face to contort into a =O shape beofre crying "Nooooooo!"
You: Is this leading somewhere? It is very random after all...
You: =D
Stranger: You question if this will truly lead ANYWHERE, commenting on its RANDOMNESS before making your face form a =D. If there was anyone left to see this, you re sure they would VOMIT.
You: Wow, this is EPIC
Stranger: You comment on how EPIC this EATING EVERYVENTURE is.
You: Ummmm
You: You're awesome
You: Seriously
You: <3
Stranger: After using a phrase used to GAIN TIME, you comment on the AWESOMENESS of this SITUATION, in a SERIOUS TONE. You form a LESS THAN THREE to display your AFFECTION.
You: I need to post this on some forums or something, You're too epic, Seriously, too awesome. Chuck NORRIS awesome
Stranger: DONT LEAVE YET
You: I wont
Stranger: What forums?
You: Blockland
You: =D
Stranger: Ah.
Stranger: I'm from the MS Paint Adentures Forums.
You: Sw333t
Stranger: Here's the THREAD where this ORIGINATED.
You: Ill give you link to forums
Stranger: http://www.mspaintadventures.com/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=35&t=3496&st=0&sk=t&sd=a&sid=241be85502e17e04341c11c0801dc12b
Stranger: ANYWAYS
Stranger: BACK TO BLOB'S STORY NOW
You: BLOB
Stranger: After what felt like a wall, possibly the FOURTH, being DESTROYED, BLOB regained sentinence. What now?
You: Face God in an Eat-off
You: OM NOM NOM
You: http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=73272.0
Stranger: You realizethe LOGICAL COURSE OF ACTION is to challenge god to an EAT-OFF. At first, he is HESITANT, but after calling him a PANTYWAIST, he agrees and gives ITSELF CORPOREAL FORM in a land of PURE FOOD.
You: Woo
Stranger: You let out a sound usually reserved for those who enjoy SPORTS. YOu then ealize GOD is gaining the LEAD in the EAT-OFF! WHAT TO DO!
You: Eat God
Stranger: You have realized what you must do. After distracting GOD with a timeless, "HEY, LOOK AT THAT THING!", you are able to CONSUME HIM.
Stranger: Well, everything seems fine.
Stranger: Stomachs a bit WHAAAAARG
Stranger: WWHAAAA
Stranger: WHAAAA
You: =O
Stranger: WHAAAARGAR
You: Oh noes
Stranger: You have SPONTANIOUSLY COMBUSTED.
Stranger: RESTART Y/N?
You: Nooooooo
You: Y
You: Yes, oh god, YES
Stranger: You are a SAD HOBO without any ALCOHOL living under a BRIDGE. What do you do?
You: Pretend to be the troll in that fairytale about the three goats crossing the bridge and stuff... Only to real people though
You: By the way, I've posted a link to the forum this is going to be posted on. You should post it to your forums too. Ill post it again, in case you didnt notice
You: http://www.mspaintadventures.com/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=35&t=3496&st=0&sk=t&sd=a&sid=241be85502e17e04341c11c0801dc12b

You: Whoops
You: http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=73272.0
You: Lol
Stranger: You decide the best course of action is to ACT like a REAL LIFE TROLL on a bridge! After all, you're HIDEOUS and REPULSIVE enough! The first person you come across, ACE ROCKSTEADY, seems nonplussed by your appearance at first, but...
Stranger: ACE ROCKSTEADY has SPONTANOIUSLY COMBUSTED!
You: Yay
Stranger: You are HAPPY for ACE'S DEMISE. He was kind of a richard anyways, constantly DONTAING to CHARITY and stuff. What an starfish.
Stranger: HE could of given YOU that MONEY. Speaking of which, you've taken his SINGED WALLET.
You: W00t
You: Moneh
Stranger: Wait a second. This WALLET is EMPTY! That BASTARD most of already DONATED EVERYTHING! I guess you'll have to wait for another VICTIM or think of another METHOD.
You: Another method
Stranger: You decide TROLLING people until the SPONTANIOUSLY COMBUST is going NOWHERE. You decide to use ANOTHER METHOD. But WHAT?
You: Hmmmm
You: Start a zombie apocalypse
Stranger: If you can't have ACE'S MONEY, then no one will! You summon ZOMBIE OVERLORD TED and have him give you SENTINENT ZOMBIFICATION, making you a LEVEL ONE ZOMBIE OVERLORD! You start off by BITING your HOBO BUDDIES.
You: And stealing their booze, making me a drunk zombie
Stranger: You decide to steal your ZOMBIE FRIENDS BOOZE, and by doing so DESTROYING your reason to start ZOMPOCALYPSE. You let those ZOMBIE SCAMPS of yours off to do as they so please.
You: Do I eat cookies now? MONCH MONCH MONCH
Stranger: You figure you might as well get some COOKIES. You manage to aquire some in a LOCAL BAKERY.
Stranger: Wait a minute...
Stranger: These cookies...
Stranger: ARE INFECTED WITH FIRE
Stranger: OW HOT
You: =o
Stranger: The SEARING PAIN from the INFERNAL HELLCOOKIES causes your FACE to distort into a =o SHAPE.
You: sh00p da wh00p
Stranger: The distortion allows you to FIRE YOUR RAY OF LIGHT IN PROJECTILE FORM FROM YOUR MOUTH, causing the DESTRUCTION of the LOCAL BAKERY and the PASTRY CHEF inside. He was probably a CHILD MOLESTER anyways.
You: Yay
You: Im a good evil thing
Stranger: You praise YOURSELF and your EVIL DEEDS.
Stranger: However, the GOODNESS in EVIL cannot exist, and you split into two ENTITES, GOOD HOBO and EVIL HOBO.
Stranger: Which one do you choose?
You: Evil
Stranger: You are EVIL HOBO
Stranger: PREPARE FOR THE FINAL BATTLE!
Stranger: ATTACK MAGIC ITEMS RUN LIMIT BREAK
You: =O
You: Who do I fight?
Stranger: GOOD HOBO
You: Woo
You: I use
You: Mega super uber sh00p da wh00p booze-in-a-bottle attack
Stranger: You have not yet taken enough DAMAGE to use your LIMIT BREAK!
You: I will use the hobo of all hobos from the sky from heaven from a book from cake from a video from a boox from real life from this from real life from imagination
Stranger: That is a GOOD HOBO skill to envoke HEAVEN! You can only envoke SATAN/LAWYERS!
You: I use super satan lawyer from hell and outer space
Stranger: You SUMMON SUPER SATAN: LAWYER FORM, taking up all your MP.
Stranger: He uses GIGA SUBPOENA from OUTER SPACE to attack GOOD HOBO, dealing 3/4 of his HP in DAMAGE!
You: I use fire cake ice cream cake cookie cake drink... cake
Stranger: You regain 50 MP!
Stranger: It is GOOD HOBO's TURN!
Stranger: GOOD HOBO summons ACTION POLITICIAN!
Stranger: AUTO KILL!
Stranger: GAME OVER...
You: D=
Stranger: See you in another game...

[Moriarty]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
You: im gonna kill myself
You: i have the noose
Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOO
You: set up
Stranger: PLEASE!
Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You: why not
Stranger: because, I LOVE U
You: my girl friend killed herself and so have my parents
You: im the only one left
You: :(
Stranger: don't do it
You: are you a girl
You: :o
Stranger: yeah
You: ok
You: im going to do it
Stranger: noooooooooo
You: yeeeeeeeees
Stranger: no!
You: yes
Stranger: where ar u from?
You: cali
You: im going to kill myself
Stranger: why???
Stranger: :S
You: i'll see you in another life
You: im gonna do it
Stranger: in heaven!
You: im about to do it
You: i just have to step off the box
Stranger: :O
Stranger: hey
You: and i'll be dead
Stranger: hey
Stranger: hey
Stranger: JUST TAKE CARE!!!!!!!!!!!! :P
Stranger: be happy
You: im about to step
You: im steping
Stranger: au revoir monsieur!!!!!
Stranger: see ya!
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[jirue]

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You: hai
Stranger: AAAAAAAAAAAAMERICAN?!
You: yes
Stranger: no way, which state?
You: wisconsin
Stranger: ah
Stranger: cooll
Stranger: how old r u?
Stranger: and m/f?
You: 9001
You: m
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[Spockticus]

Stranger: hi
You: Hey! Would you like to buy some Shampoo?
You: At Opahmi, you can get PREMIUM Shampoo offers for only 5.99 a month!
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[jirue]

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Stranger: Hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: level 40/orc/orgrimar
Stranger: Level 40what?
You: orc
You: i am in orgrimar
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[Spockticus]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: my mom sed not 2 tlk 2 strangers
You: am i in trouble?
Stranger: why..?
You: strangers r bad because they can hurt u!1!!!!!1
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: im not baD:d
You: r u a stranger??/
Stranger: :D*
Stranger: ya..
Stranger: where are u from?
You: OMG
You: U R ganna try to kill me because if i tell u were i live you can find me and kill me so dont1!!!1
Stranger: haahha
Stranger: hahha
Stranger: why should i kill you?
You: because ur a stranger1!
Stranger: ohh..
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This is fun

[Muzzles56]

Stranger: hi
You: Hey! Would you like to buy some Shampoo?
You: At Opahmi, you can get PREMIUM Shampoo offers for only 5.99 a month!
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You: O_o
You: WANT SOME SHAMPOOO
Stranger: ye
You: ONLY $-1
You: W00T
You: LOW PRICES ROCK
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=D

[|Shadow]

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Stranger: Hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: level 40/orc/orgrimar
Stranger: Level 40what?
You: orc
You: i am in orgrimar
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Lol'd.

[Spenny]

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Stranger: FELIPE?
You: Oh my God, is that you?
Stranger: who is "you"
You: I'm Felipe!
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[Moriarty]

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You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: If you say ASL I will rip your heart out.
Stranger: well...
You: I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN
Stranger: you are an immature guy arnt you
You: I WILL loving RIP YOUR HEART OUT AND EAT IT
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