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[Private McDoggy]

Funny conversation.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hellllo
You: asl
Stranger: male male male
You: it it it
Stranger: monster stuff
Stranger: magic plantation
Stranger: others
Stranger: stuff
Stranger: hellomegle
Stranger: hooboo
You: askhgnanshaslhfjslhfsahawthoa beakjadf                   find the hidden message
Stranger: jews
You: no, silly
Stranger: i dunno
You: it is, hawt
Stranger: ask h gans has etc etc
Stranger: its a trap
You: do you has money
Stranger: i am sick of bee
Stranger: so i come here
Stranger: to meet bee handicaps
You: are you handicapped or something?
You: do u live in the UK
Stranger: find the hidden message
You: what message?
You: find, the, hidden, message, mess, age, hid, den.
Stranger: about reptialians
Stranger: ask a national socialist about acidic juice
Stranger: hey hey hey
Stranger: ok
Stranger: enough funny stuff
Stranger: whats the deal here?
You: i am national socialist
Stranger: thats stupid
You: nou
You: forget you
Stranger: no
Stranger: you
You: nvm
Stranger: :!DDDDD
Stranger: thats the story then eh?
You: i
You: can
You: say
Stranger: lonely national socialist loser from the UK swearing at people on the internet
You: random
You: things
You: too
Stranger: not very random
Stranger: say something smart
You: i don't live in the UK
Stranger: better yet
Stranger: disconnect
You: Why don't you disconnect?
Stranger: because your funny
Stranger: are you pretty?
Stranger: blond hair?
Stranger: blue eyes?
You: are you gay or something?
Stranger: something
Stranger: actualy i have 3 cocls
Stranger: roosters
Stranger: ok this is annoying
Stranger: see you later
You have disconnected

[Ad Bot]

[Big Brother]

This is just plain creepy.

Stranger: 형
You: inb4hi
Stranger: 사항해

Translate for me please.

[Meekl]

This is just plain creepy.

Stranger: 형
You: inb4hi
Stranger: 사항해

Translate for me please.

사형해항형사형사형해해 형

[Dr.Block]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Sup babbe
You: u doin gud?
You: yea, datz awesome
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: moi
You: sup
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I demand a refund.

[Big Brother]

Oh I figured it out, it's Korean.

EDIT:

Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: A lovey lamb?
You: No im not a loving lovey lamb

EDIT EDIT:

You: 人を締めなさい
Stranger: ok thanks
You: これを翻訳してはいけない
Stranger: chink? jap? ko ko?
You: no just japenese

[Dr.Block]

Ah, here we go:

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You: OH HOLY stuff
Stranger: wtf?
You: YES
You: OMH
You: LOOK
You: THERES A...
Stranger: loving crazy over there :D
You: YES BECAUSE I FOUND SOMETHING
You: ITS A THING
Stranger: what is that damn thin?
You: IT LOOKS LIKE A...
You: SHUT
You: I DONT KNOW
Stranger: are u crazy?
Stranger: :D
You: I WILL BE IF I DON'T FIND OUT WHAT THAT THING IS
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You: do u want it?
Stranger: world peace, yeah I do
You: no
You: i mean the other thing
Stranger: a castle? sure
You: ok
You: well
You: 'i have no castle
Stranger: aw :(
You: yes it is sad
Stranger: what do you have in life then
You: i have...
You: some rope
You: yay :D
Stranger: you can play games with that
Stranger: and kidnap people
You: really? that sounds awesome
Stranger: and ride a horse
You: a horsie?
You: :D
Stranger: a poney
You: I WANNA PONEY
Stranger: I said it first, bitch
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Stranger: hi
You: We are no strangers to love
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[jirue]

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You: JOHN JOHN JOHN JOHN JOHN FREEMAN!
You: JOHN JOHN JOHN JOHN JOHN FREEMAN!
Stranger: WOE
You: HE GOT AN EMAIL FROM HIS BROTHER THAT SAID
You: ALIENS AND MONSTERS
You: WERE ATTACKING HIS PLACE
You: JOHN JOHN JOHN JOHN JOHN FREEMAN!
You: JOHN JOHN JOHN JOHN JOHN FREEMAN!
You: HE GOT AN EMAIL FROM HIS BROTHER THAT SAID
You: ALIENS AND MONSTERS WERE ATTACKING HIS PLACE
You: GORDON FREEMANS BROTHER!
You: GORDON FREEMANS BROTHER!
You: GORDON FREEMANS BROTHER!
You: GORDON FREEMANS BROTHER!
You: ALIENS ANDM ONSTERS
You: GORDON FREEMANS BROTHER!
You: GORDON FREEMANS BROTHER!
You: GORDON FREEMANS BROTHER!
You: GORDON FREEMANS BROTHER!
You: ALIENS AND MONSTERS
You: JOHN FREEMAN GOT HIS COMPUTER SHUT DOWN
You: AND WET ON THE PLATFORM WHERE NORMAL PEOPLE CLOOOOSE
You: JOHN FREEMAN GOT HIS COMPUTER SHUT DOWN
You: AND WET ON THE PLATFORM WHERE NORMAL PEOPLE CLOOOSE
You: BIRDS AND THE SUN WERE ALMOST DOWN
You: FROM THE TOP OF THE SKY
You: TOP TOP OF THE SKY
You: BIRDS AND THE SUN WERE ALMOST DOWN
You: FROM THE TOP OF THE SKY
You: TOP TOP OF THE SKY
Stranger: :O
Stranger: SERIOUS
You: YAS
Stranger: COOL
You: ITS TIME FOR ME TO LIVE UP TO MY FAMILY NAME AND FACe
You: FULL
You: LIFE
You: CONSEQUENSES
You: ITS TIME FOR ME TO DO WHAT HAS TO BE DONE AND HELP MY BROTHER TO DEFEAT THE ENEMIES
Stranger: =o
You: BROTHER TO DEFEAT THE ENIMIES
Stranger: bye =]
You: WEPON
You: WEPON
You: WEP EP PON PON
Stranger: BOOM
You: WEPON
You: WEPON
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I was surprised how long he stayed without disconnecting :3

[|Shadow]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: love? msn yahoo? i've got pics.
You: yes
Stranger: u from?
m f?
You: uk
You: f
You: you
Stranger: spain m 20
You: hot
Stranger: may i add ya on msn?
You: yea
You: 1 sec
You: my snake is itchy

[Dr.Block]

-snip-

I thought I'd experiment a bit and rick roll someone to see their reaction:

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hiii
You: We are no strangers to love
You: you know the rules
You: and so do I!
You: theres no comitments...
Stranger: r u drunk?
You: what I', thinking of...
You: you wouldn'
You: get this from
You: ANY OTHER GUY
You: I
You: just wanna
You: tell you how Im feelin'
You: gottta make you, understand!
You: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
Stranger: fukkin rickroll
You: NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN
You: NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND, DESERT, YOU!
You: NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY!
You: NEVER GONNA SAY GOOD BYE!
Stranger: att du orkar
You: NEVER GONNA TELL A LIE
You: AND HURT YOU!
You: WE'VE KNOWN EACHOTHER
You: FOR SO LONG
You: YOU HEART'S BEEN AKIN' BUT
You: YOUR JUST SHY, TO SAY IT!
You: I THINK WE BOTH KNOW WHAT'S BEEN GOIN' ON
Stranger: Crawling in the slime
Dirt infested minds
Always second best, leader of the rats
Spreading their disease

Hiding behind trivial cynicism
Venomous tongues spitting forth lies
So quick to criticize the life of others
Who are you to judge us

On a higher plain
Our art lives on forever
You are the scum beneath us
Fighting your pathetic battle

Anonymous animosity
Dirt infested minds

You hide behind trivial cynicism
Venomous tongues spitting forth lies
So quick to criticize the life of others
Who are you to judge us

Laughing right into your face
As we watch your infantile behaviour
Love us or hate us - we don't care
We never aimed to please you

Anonymous animosity
Dirt infested minds
Anonymous animosity
Spreading their disease

Always second best
Leader Of The Rats
Spreading their disease
You: ok I wasn't expecting that.
Stranger: hahaahahha xD
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[jirue]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hii
You: hii
Stranger: asl?
You: 9/m/usa
Stranger: 14/m/holland ;)
Stranger: your very young xD
You: my momy sed i shuld not go on this site
You: but shes meen
You: so i go on it anyway
Stranger: aww okay
Stranger: why dont go on this site ?"?:P
You: she ses that meen creeps are on it
You: watever a creeps is
Stranger: thats true
You: wats a peedo
Stranger: ah a creepfil he rapes little children ;)
Stranger: but im just a boy
Stranger: cya m8
You: wats rape
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Thorax]

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Stranger: OVI AUKI TAI TAPAHTUU HIRVEITÄ!!!!!!111
Stranger: OVI AUKI TAI TAPAHTUU HIRVEITÄ!!!!!!111
You: HI!
Stranger: OVI AUKI TAI TAPAHTUU HIRVEITÄ!!!!!!111
Stranger: OVI AUKI TAI TAPAHTUU HIRVEITÄ!!!!!!111
Stranger: OVI AUKI TAI TAPAHTUU HIRVEITÄ!!!!!!111
Stranger: OVI AUKI TAI TAPAHTUU HIRVEITÄ!!!!!!111
Stranger: OVI AUKI TAI TAPAHTUU HIRVEITÄ!!!!!!111
Stranger: OVI AUKI TAI TAPAHTUU HIRVEITÄ!!!!!!111
Stranger: OVI AUKI TAI TAPAHTUU HIRVEITÄ!!!!!!111
Stranger: OVI AUKI TAI TAPAHTUU HIRVEITÄ!!!!!!111
Stranger: OVI AUKI TAI TAPAHTUU HIRVEITÄ!!!!!!111
Stranger: OVI AUKI TAI TAPAHTUU HIRVEITÄ!!!!!!111
Stranger: OVI AUKI TAI TAPAHTUU HIRVEITÄ!!!!!!111
Stranger: OVI AUKI TAI TAPAHTUU HIRVEITÄ!!!!!!111
Stranger: OVI AUKI TAI TAPAHTUU HIRVEITÄ!!!!!!111
Stranger: OVI AUKI TAI TAPAHTUU HIRVEITÄ!!!!!!111
Stranger: OVI AUKI TAI TAPAHTUU HIRVEITÄ!!!!!!111
Stranger: OVI AUKI TAI TAPAHTUU HIRVEITÄ!!!!!!111
Stranger: OVI AUKI TAI TAPAHTUU HIRVEITÄ!!!!!!111
Stranger: OVI AUKI TAI TAPAHTUU HIRVEITÄ!!!!!!111
You: OVI AUKI TAI TAPAHTUU HIRVEITA!!!!!!111
Stranger: SINA SATANAN KEVA PUHU HUVA SOOMI ENNEKUN TULE MULLE RUPPUILE
You: O.o
You have disconnected.

[Thorax]

Double Toast!

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: How are you?
Stranger: asl
You: The Omegle Chat System has detected a violation of code: "Attempting to solicit love from minors". This chat log has been saved by the Omegle Chat System. Your IP has been recorded and has been reported to the Federal Bureau of Investigation. Please call your local FBI office and refer case number "46643-56" for more information.
Stranger: forget you!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[|Shadow]

Here's a highlight of a conversation.

Stranger: you dont have any questions?
Stranger: for me?
You: yes
You: how many licks does it take to get inside a lesbian
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:D
I'm having an awesome conversation with some guy in America. :3

[Moriarty]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hii
You: hii
Stranger: asl?
You: 9/m/usa
Stranger: 14/m/holland ;)
Stranger: your very young xD
You: my momy sed i shuld not go on this site
You: but shes meen
You: so i go on it anyway
Stranger: aww okay
Stranger: why dont go on this site ?"?:P
You: she ses that meen creeps are on it
You: watever a creeps is
Stranger: thats true
You: wats a peedo
Stranger: ah a creepfil he rapes little children ;)
Stranger: but im just a boy
Stranger: cya m8
You: wats rape
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I like this one :P

[Tom]

part of chat:

Stranger: so youre a...?
You: Boy
Stranger: da,
Stranger: dam
You: NOCYBERlove4YOU
You have disconnected.