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[Regulith]

Stranger: ha i just farted in your face in your face face
Stranger: i win

Hahaha

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[Comatose]

In fact, I'm having a real long conversation right now

[Antallion]

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You: :V KWAK
Stranger: DUKK?
You: :V KWAK
Stranger: Q DUKK
You: :V KWAK
Stranger: NO U
You: :V KWAK
You: :V KWAK
You: :V KWAK
Stranger: NO U
You: :V KWAK
Stranger: whutlol
You: :V KWAK
Stranger: ;D
You: :U
You: BURP
You: :V KWAK
Stranger: LOL
You: :V KWAK
Stranger:  Results 1 - 10 of about 2,510 for "V KWAK". (0.23 seconds)
You: :V
Stranger: KWAK
You: :V :V :V
You: :V KWAK
Stranger: OH i see now
Stranger: :V
You: :V KWAK
You: :H BUTTER
Stranger: ;o
You: :V KWAK
You: :QWERTY WASDF
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[Comatose]

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[Fjeld]

lols


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You: dont say hi'
Stranger: <.>
You: or hello
Stranger: hey
You: or anything along that line!
You: >:(
Stranger: that was on a different line
You: I see..
Stranger: i can't post on the same line as you
You: ASL?
Stranger: 79/m/scotland
You: 79?!
You: 20/m/ireland
Stranger: it was a lot funnier 10 years ago
Stranger: i'm sean connery bitch
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[Regulith]

I love when people go along with it.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: BILLY MAYS HERE
You: WITH MIGHTY PUTTY
Stranger: HOLY stuff
You: MIGHTY PUTTY IS NOT A GLUE
You: IT'
You: IS A MOTHER loving EPOXY
You: BITCH
Stranger: EPOXY MOTHER forgetER!
You: IT'LL CLOG YOUR loving THROAT
You: SO DON'T EAT IT
Stranger: OR MASTURBATE WITH IT
You: OR YOU'LL loving DIE
You: YOU'LL HAVE A ROCK HARD richard
Stranger: FOREVER
You: LIKE PERMANANT VIAGRA
Stranger: FOREVER
You: ONLY IT'LL BE TEMPORARY VIAGRA
You: THAT LASTS FOREVER
Stranger: YOUR richard WILL loving
Stranger: EXPLODE
You: HOLY stuff
You: I NEED TO STOP MASTURBATING WITH THIS MIGHTY PUTTY
Stranger: seriously.
You: Srs bzns.
Stranger: 10/10
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[Fjeld]

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Stranger: hey
You: Hey
You: don't you say ASL
Stranger: ok i won't
You: I will kill and rape your family
Stranger: haha
You: >:3
Stranger: so whats ur name?
You: _____ the fifth

[Tom]

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You: HI ITS VINCE WITH SHAMWOW
Stranger: This is Billy Mays with Oxi Clean!

[TheChaosCarrier]

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Stranger: dude
You: What
Stranger: surf's up braaa
You: Lol
Stranger: true dat
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:P

EDIT:
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Stranger: Big richard for you
You: Lol?
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[Comatose]

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You: YER A TELAMARKETERZ
Stranger: hi
You: YU SELL CRAPZ OVER TEH TELAFONEZ
Stranger: ....
You: I DUN LIEK TELAMARKETERZ
You: GU AWAI
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[dUMBELLS]

You: yo
Stranger: It's getting kinda of hard to troll here with to many /b/rothers aroundIt's getting kinda of hard to troll here with to many /b/rothers aroundIt's getting kinda of hard to troll here with to many /b/rothers aroundIt's getting kinda of hard to troll here with to many /b/rothers aroundIt's getting kinda of hard to troll here with to many /b/rothers aroundIt's getting kinda of hard to troll here with to many /b/rothers aroundIt's getting kinda of hard to troll here with to many /b/rothers aroundIt's getting kinda of hard to troll here with to many /b/rothers around
Stranger: yo
You: will we ever see each other again?
Stranger: Yes
You: i mean its just
Stranger: Probably about 5 minutes actually
You: ive come to know you so well
You: :(
Stranger: like I said
Stranger: 5 mintues
Stranger: tops
You: is how much time you can last in bed
You: amirite
Stranger: yep
You: ;)
Stranger: NOT WITH YOU TAKING IN YUREAR
You: wat
Stranger: por que
Stranger: FFS
Stranger: so hard to troll nowadays
You: im so good :>
Stranger: Too many of us on here
Stranger: We need new land
Stranger: to invade
You: i dont go to /b/
You: but i know it
Stranger: wat
Stranger: how
Stranger: why
Stranger: i just
Stranger: i just
Stranger: came
Stranger: I revealed so much
You: yep 5 minutes tops
You: you were right
Stranger: to a non-anon???????
Stranger: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[Chriz]

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Stranger: Hi.
You: Hi. XD
Stranger: I've got a 12 inch snake.
Stranger: 12 inches of plastic
You: Aww...
Stranger: and rubber material
You: Sounds really lovey.
You: ASL?
Stranger: 98/f/Nigeria
You: Ooooh.
You: I'd love to meet you.
You: I'm 72 and male, living alone in Florida.
Stranger: Great, now I just have to find my arms.
You: Okay.
Stranger: Where the forget did I put them..
You: I took them.
You: And ate them.
Stranger: Bastage.
You: Hey, wanna see a pic of my -2 inch snake?
Stranger: Yes.
You: Okay, here it is.
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[devildogelite]

Stranger: Hello
You: Hello sir or madame I am legaly obligated to inform you that I am a former loveual felon
You: Hi
Stranger: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law. Reference no. 8429l271. Your IP address has been entered into our suspect database and may be sent to Child Protective Services. Please wait while memory ref. code 90637895 is entered into the database.
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
Stranger: Please wait while we process your IP address
You: If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
You: they planned for that stuff monday
Stranger: Location found.
Stranger: forget
Stranger: ME
Stranger: SIDEWAYS
You: pusillanimous individual to pusillanimous individual?
Stranger: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUU
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[Regulith]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: whats up
You: BILLY MAYS HERE
You: WITH MIGHTY PUTTY
Stranger: what the forget
You: MIGHTY PUTTY IS NOT A GLUE
Stranger: oh god
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl ?
You: MIGHTY PUTTY IS NOT A GLUE
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Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: age?
You: old enough
Stranger: how old
You: old enough
Stranger: that tells me nothing
You: bummer
Stranger: can u give me a #?
You: 7
You: that was a number
You: so is 75
You: and 547
Stranger: i meant ur age in a #
You: 35ur age436
You: "ur age" inside a number
Stranger: ?
Stranger: ok whatev bye
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[qwerg]

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Stranger: hey. are you a gay or bi guy?
You: im a homeless guy
Stranger: on a computer? i find that hard to believe. but either way...peace out