Omegle, funny conversations. Post them here.

[Regulith]

Damn, I've gotten worse at this. None of mine are good.

[Ad Bot]

[Moriarty]

Stranger: hi asl
You: The Omegle Chat System has detected a violation of code: "Attempting to solicit love from minors". This chat log has been saved by the Omegle Chat System. Your IP has been recorded and has been reported to the Federal Bureau of Investigation. Please call your local FBI office and refer case number "46643-56" for more information.

[jirue]

Stranger: hi asl
You: The Omegle Chat System has detected a violation of code: "Attempting to solicit love from minors". This chat log has been saved by the Omegle Chat System. Your IP has been recorded and has been reported to the Federal Bureau of Investigation. Please call your local FBI office and refer case number "46643-56" for more information.

lol

[Regulith]

Stranger: hi asl
You: The Omegle Chat System has detected a violation of code: "Attempting to solicit love from minors". This chat log has been saved by the Omegle Chat System. Your IP has been recorded and has been reported to the Federal Bureau of Investigation. Please call your local FBI office and refer case number "46643-56" for more information.

 

Finally got one, I Billy Mays'd someone:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: BILLY MAYS HERE WITH MIGHTY PUTTY
You: MIGHTY PUTTY IS NOT A GLUE
You: IT'S A POWERFUL EPOXY
Stranger: Ooh...Billy mays! I'll buy that!!!
You: IT STOPS PEOPLE FROM TYPING APPARENTLY
You: SO YOU DON'T GET ANY
You: YOU WHORE
Stranger: E
Stranger: Wel,,,,,
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Menen]

asl?

[Moriarty]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: john?
Stranger: peter?
You: yes
You: hi
Stranger: harro
You: While you were gone,
You: I have become...
You: A loveuAl TERRORIST/creepbear
You: rape rape rape
Stranger: thats wicked
Stranger: hows it working out 4u
You: pokes with my hairy rooster
You: im scaring little kids
You: its fun
Stranger: glad to her
Stranger: hear
You: wanna hear a joke
You: want to
Stranger: sure
You: i raped your mom
You: lets play truth or dare
You: truth or dare?
Stranger: firstlet
Stranger: me tell u my joke
You: ok
Stranger: u raped ure grandma
You: :O
Stranger: i*
Stranger: so did u tho
You: now lets play truth or dare please
Stranger: i believe
Stranger: ok truth
You: is it true you have a 40 year old sister
Stranger: nope
Stranger: my turn
Stranger: t or d
You: truth
Stranger: is it true u have a small richard
You: no my richard is a missile
You: bitch
You: my names not peter
You: its

You: ...PHILLIP
Stranger: missile richard?
You: BITCH!
You have disconnected

[Menen]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: ohai
You: rooster
Stranger: wunna buy a toaster!?
You: SUCK MY rooster
Stranger: NO
You: MY rooster IS BIGGER THAN YOURS
Stranger: BUY MY TOASTER
You: OMG
Stranger: I DONT CARE
You: HOW MUCH
Stranger: I HAVE A TOASTER
Stranger: TOASTER
Stranger: TOASTER
Stranger: TOASTT
You: HOW MUCH IS TOASTER
Stranger: TOAST
Stranger: WAFFLE
You: :o
Stranger: WAFFLE IRON
You: the legendary WAFFLE!!!
Stranger: WANNA  BUY A WAFFLE IRON
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: hey.
Stranger: :3
You: WAFFLES
You: blockland
You: blocklandwafflesroostersuckmy ironassvirginiafourtyyearoldv irgin
Stranger: YAY!
Stranger: add meh
Stranger: ihatetoseeyoutremble@hotmail.co.uk
You: O_o

Lolwut!

[Regulith]

I'm just going to Billy Mays everyone from now on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: salut!
You: BILLY MAYS HERE
Stranger: Buy my stuff
Stranger: as I beak your stuff
You: WITH MIGHTY PUTTY
You: MIGHTY PUTYY IS NOT A GLUE
You: IT'S A POWERFUL EPOXY
Stranger: billy mays is a fat monday
You: AND IT SEEMS TO TURN PEOPLE INTO INSULTING DIRTY WHORES
Stranger: also the game
Stranger: billy mays just lost
You: BILLY MAYS IS IMPERVIOUS TO THE GAME
Stranger: what is this
Stranger: I don't even
Stranger: Shamwow Vince is
Stranger: billy mays is just a fat jew monday
You: KABOOM BLOCKS THE forget OUT OF THE GAME
Stranger: lolwut
You: THE GAME CAN SUCK BILLY MAYS' OXY BALLS
Stranger: no...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Chrono]

Lolwut!

I added him too.

[Menen]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hai
You : STRANGER DANGER!
You have disconnected

[black knight]

Whats ASL mean?

[General Nick]

Whats ASL mean?

Age
love
Location

basically,
9/yes please/earth

[Chrono]

Legal/Your decision/Behind you.

[Regulith]

People seem to just sit back and relax when I go all Billy Mays. :/

[Chrono]

I haven't posted most of my conversations.