Omegle, funny conversations. Post them here.

[SuperToxic]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: Howdy
You: Yall varmits best be gettin' back to that there mine
You: Ya hear?
Stranger: Hail Warrior... mayhap I can interest you in some weapons?
You: Just a pistol
You: cheapest one you got
Stranger: Hmm
You: How much?
Stranger: that'll be the USP40
Stranger: Order now from Binladder.com and you get free ammo
Stranger: :P
You: Oh I shall
Stranger: Now gimme my gold coins
Stranger: :P
You: Cant get free ammo off of Ebay
You: Noooo sir
Stranger: I know :(
Stranger: All I wanted was a homing missile launcher with bombs that tell jokes
You: Is it that hard to find those now adays?
You: Back in my day we ate those for breakfast
Stranger: Certainly, we're talking old school RPGs man
Stranger: not this fancy new tech which does it all for them
You: Wheres the fun?
Stranger: pshh... we actually had to aim the thing
You: Exactly
You: Remember when you felt like you deserved that headshot?
Stranger: Damned budding terror folk don't know real terrorism
You: Damn straight
You: Osama is ruining our reputation
You: sadfaic
Stranger: yeah!
You: Well then
You: I'll be off to my home in asldhgaskdhjgaskghdsk-astan
Stranger: :D
You: Tallyho!
You have disconnected.

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[KoopaScooper]

You: Uhh...
Stranger: A wild Abra appears
You: Use stuff fling attack.
Stranger: Abra used teleport!

Stranger: A wild Abdul Appears!
Stranger: ALLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!
Stranger: *click*

Stranger: hi!
You: Hello.
Stranger: tell me a story plz
Stranger: ohhh this is gunna be good!!!
You: There was this boy. He had a blob. The blob could do many things, only at the cost of Jelly Beans. Play the NES for more info.

Stranger: hey
You: Hello.
Stranger: girl?
You: No. Stop looking for a girl on the internet, you sick perv.

Stranger: forget u
You: NOU.
You: You stuff eating mother forgeter.
Stranger: go kill u self no one love u
You: Lol. Ironic.
You: How ironic it is, I'm laughing my ass off.
Stranger: ur a monday loving insest mother forgeter who gets forgeted in the ass by ur dad
You: At least I'm not gay.

Stranger: hi there , webcam to webcam ? if you are female..
You: ...You little forgeted up pervert. Stop looking for girls on the internet. That's morally wrong, and you could get severely scammed.

[Jimmg]

You: Uhh...
Stranger: A wild Abra appears
You: Use stuff fling attack.
Stranger: Abra used teleport!

Stranger: A wild Abdul Appears!
Stranger: ALLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!
Stranger: *click*

Fake as forget

[KoopaScooper]

Fake as forget

NOT FAEK.

[Jimmg]

NOT FAEK.

IZ 2 I CN BETZ MONEIS ON IT

[jirue]

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You: hi
Stranger: are you a gay?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

He disconnected right after he asked ;3

[jirue]

HOLY stuff!!

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: Wild Abra appears!
You: oh what
You: are you kidding me?
You: do you know how creepy this is?
You: hang on a sec
Stranger: I am, in fact, not making a joke
You: we are posting these convos on this forum
You: and a guy posted a convo
You: and the stranger said just what you said
You: Wild abra appears!
You: That's loving creepy, bro
Stranger: Link to forum nao
You: k
You: http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=73272.msg1247797#msg1247797
You: there is the post
You: :O
You: freeky stuff
Stranger: :O
You: lol
Stranger: Scary stuff
You: yes
Stranger: I am doing this with a bunch of friends
You: I am that Jirue guy :3
Stranger: :3
You: how do you like my cat?
Stranger: It's awesome
You: that's the best forum ever
You: :3
You: only our forum, can you get banned for the reason" attention whoring"
You: brb
Stranger: brb
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I'm not even kidding, I will take a pic of chat if you want!

[Colten]

...
A bunch of people are doing that

[jirue]

...
A bunch of people are doing that

it's weird that we got the same sentence though.

[KoopaScooper]

Holy loving stuff. How many people say that? It's really creeping me the forget out.

[jirue]

Holy loving stuff. How many people say that? It's really creeping me the forget out.

it's kinda creepy :3

[Jester]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: make me har
Stranger: d
You: Do you play Blockland?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: the game?
You: yes
Stranger: do you?
You: yes
You: Im Jester.
You: o_o
Stranger: ok
Stranger: well i dont play it
Stranger: but the wiki page looks nice
You: Buy it im marketing the game
Stranger: its not free?
You: Demo is.
You: Demo is huge part of it though
Stranger: what isnt in the demo?
You: Connecting into online and playing with 12800+ bricks instead you get 150
Stranger: loooooooooooool

[KoopaScooper]

Stranger: hey
You: Hello.
Stranger: asl
You: No. Stop looking for a date online. Get off your fat lazy asses and find one out there, somewhere in the world.

Stranger: Hey cutie, ur profile is very interesting and ur pic def. caught my eye. Are you into cute feisty brunettes lol? Msg me n e time on ya.h.oo at "CENCORED". MwaH
You: ...
You: http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=73272.msg1247797#msg1247797
You have disconnected.

[Jester]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Looking for female loveual rp partner for pokemon/trainer fantasy
You: Hi.
You: I'm female and i love pokemon.
Stranger: O rly?
You: Yah rly.
You: so?
You: you want to cyber?
Stranger: Cause I have this thing for Abra
Stranger: Sure
You: Ok you start.
You: go?
Stranger: A Wild Abra appears!
You: I use lick attack.
You: I'm hit with recoil.
Stranger: Abra is confused
Stranger: Abra uses psybeam
You: I fall help lessly too the ground naked.
Stranger: (May I ask what role you are taking? What character)
You: Myself.
Stranger: Alright
Stranger: Abra uses teleport to teleport behind Stranger and uses psychic and sends a wave of psychic energy over her full body, stimulating the nerves in her clitoris, star fish, and nipples.
You: Im not a girl...
You: you just forgeted a guy
You: WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!!!
You: Im calling the police!

[Jester]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hallo.
Stranger: Make love and listen to death from above?
You: Im masturbating to this. :B

Stranger: Oh hai.
lololol. Masterbating to Death From Above. Acceptable.
You: Oh and you arent? I THOUGHT THIS WAS FOR CYBERING WITH STRANGERS

You: MY WHOLE LIFE HAS BEEN A WASTE OF TIME