Omegle, funny conversations. Post them here.

[SkyMaster]

So damn close

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi, it's vince with shamwow
You: it's like a shammy
You: it's lke a towel
You: it's like a sponge
Stranger: your gunna have to clean up my cum
You: a regular towel doesn't work wet
You: this works wet or dry
Stranger: i know what it is!
You: this is for the house
Stranger: im really wet
You: the car
You: the boat
You: the rv
You: shamwow holds 20 times it's weight in liquid
Stranger: sham... WOW! look at taht!
You: made in germany, you know the germans' make great stuff
You: you can wash it in the washing machine
You: use one as a bathmat
You: cut in inhalf
You: drain your dishes on the other one
You: use one as a towel
You: olympic divers, they use this as a towel
You: look, completely dry
You: just place it it soaks it all up
Stranger: I KNOW WHAT THE forget A SHAMWOW IS!
You: cola, wine, coffee pet stains
You: not only is the damage on the top
You: here's your mildue
You: that's going to smell
You: we're going to do this in real time
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Ad Bot]

[Sockton]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I put on my robe and wizard hat
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:o

[Nepthan]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello sir
You: ............................. ........ ............................. ...........,-~~'''''''~~--,,_
............................. ..................... ............................. .....,-~''-,:::::::::::::::::::''-,
............................. ..................... .............................,~''::::::::',::::::: :::::::::::::|',
............................. ..................... .............................|::::::,-~'''___''''~~--~''':}
............................. ..................... .............................'|:::::|: : : : : : : : : : : : : :
............................. ..................... .............................|:::::|: : :-~~---: : : -----: |
............................. ..................... ............................(_''~-': : : : : : : : :
............................. ..................... .............................'''~-,|: : : : : : ~---': : : :,'--never Gonna
............................. ..................... ............................. ....|,: : : : : :-~~--: : ::/ -----give You Up!
............................. ..................... ............................,-''':: :'~,,_: : : : : _,-'
............................. ..................... ......................__,-';;;;;:''-,: : : :'~---~''/|
............................. ..................... .............__,-~'';;;;;;/;;;;;;;: :: : :____/: :',__
............................. ..................... .,-~~~''''_;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;',. .''-,:|:::::::|. . |;;;;''-,__
............................. ..................... /;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,;;;;;;;;;. . .''|::::::::|. .,';;;;;;;;;;''-,
............................. ...................,' ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;;;. . .:::::,'. ./|;;;;;;;;;;;;;|
............................. ................,-'';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;',: : __|. . .|;;;;;;;;;,';;|
............................. ..............,-";;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;;;;;;',;;;;;;; ;;;; . . |:::|. . .'',;;;;;;;;|;;/
............................. ............./;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;; ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;. .|:::|. . . |;;;;;;;;|/
............................. .........../;;,-';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,';;;;; ;;;;;;;;;;;;,;;;;;;; ;;;|. .:/. . . .|;;;;;;;;|
............................. ........../;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;'',: |;|. . . . ;;;;;;;|
............................. .......,~'';;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;;;;;,-'';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;|.|;|. . . . .|;;;;;;;|
............................. ...,~'';;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;;,-';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;',;;;;;;| |:|. . . . |;;;;;;;|
............................. ..,';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;/;;;,-';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,;;;;;| |:|. . . .'|;;',;;;;;|
............................. .|;,-';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-';;;,-';;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,;;;;| |:|. . .,';;;;;',;;;;|_
............................. ./;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-'_;;;;;;,';;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;|;;; ;|.|:|. . .|;;;;;;;|;;;;|''''~-,
............................/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;/_'',;;;,';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ,;;| |:|. . ./;;;;;;;;|;;;|;;;;;;|-,,__
........................../;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-'...|;;,;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;| |:|._,-';;;;;;;;;|;;;;|;;;;;;;;;;;'''-,_
......................../;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-'....,';;,;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;;|.|:|::::'''~--~'''||;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;;,-~''''~--,

Stranger: rick rolled
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[pixl]

Omegle conversation log 2009-06-25
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I am girl with dd tits and a webcam
You: Omegle is required by law to inform you that the person you're chatting with is a convicted child love offender. Please dont give out any personal information to this person.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Nepthan]

Omegle conversation log 2009-06-25
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I am girl with dd tits and a webcam
You: Omegle is required by law to inform you that the person you're chatting with is a convicted child love offender. Please dont give out any personal information to this person.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Haaaaaa~

[General Nick]

Omegle conversation log 2009-06-25
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I am girl with dd tits and a webcam
You: Omegle is required by law to inform you that the person you're chatting with is a convicted child love offender. Please dont give out any personal information to this person.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Lol'd.

[Nicole]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i want see snake
You: What?
Stranger: i want see snake
You: That is improper grammer.
You: The correct term would be "I want to see your giant rooster"
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: o.o
You: Don't you know... about the word?
Stranger: ...
Stranger: About..the word?
You: Yes,
You: Everbody knows that the bird is the word.
You: B B B BIRD BIRD BIRD, THE BIRD IS THA WORD
Stranger: ...That the bird.. is the word?
Stranger: o.o
Stranger: Win
You: B B B BIRD BIRD BIRD, THE BIRD IS THA WORD
You: DON'T YOU KNOW
Stranger: Wait
Stranger: forget
You: ABOUT THE WORD?
Stranger: HOLD ON
Stranger: D:
Stranger: The Game
You: YES EVERYBODY KNOWS, ABOUT THE BIRD
You: B B B BIRD BIRD BIRD
You: THE BIRD IS THE WORD
Stranger: I love the spam
Stranger: >>
You: GUY BEHIND THE COUNTER, THE BIRD IS THE WORD
Stranger: Jesus Christ
Stranger: >>
You: FRIGHTENED LITTLE CHILD, THE BIRD IS THE WORD
You: WOMAN ON THE TOILET, THE BIRD IS THE WORD
Stranger: You watch too much Family Guy
You: DON'T YOU KNOW? ABOUT THE WORD?
Stranger: Either that or you love Youtube
Stranger: o.o
You: YES EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD!
You: B B B BIRD BIRD BIRD, THE BIRD IS THA WORD
You: B B B BIRD BIRD BIRD, THE BIRD IS THA WORD
You: B B B BIRD BIRD BIRD, THE BIRD IS THA WORD
You: B B B BIRD BIRD BIRD, THE BIRD IS THA WORD
You: B B B BIRD BIRD BIRD, THE BIRD IS THA WORD
You: B B B BIRD BIRD BIRD, THE BIRD IS THA WORD
You: B B B BIRD BIRD BIRD, THE BIRD IS THA WORD
You: B B B BIRD BIRD BIRD, THE BIRD IS THA WORD
You: B B B BIRD BIRD BIRD, THE BIRD IS THA WORD
You: B B B BIRD BIRD BIRD, THE BIRD IS THA WORD
You: B B B BIRD BIRD BIRD, THE BIRD IS THA WORD
You: B B B BIRD BIRD BIRD, THE BIRD IS THA WORD
You: B B B BIRD BIRD BIRD, THE BIRD IS THA WORDB B B BIRD BIRD BIRD, THE BIRD IS THA WORD
You: B B B BIRD BIRD BIRD, THE BIRD IS THA WORD
You: B B B BIRD BIRD BIRD, THE BIRD IS THA WORD
You: B B B BIRD BIRD BIRD, THE BIRD IS THA WORD
You: B B B BIRD BIRD BIRD, THE BIRD IS THA WORD
You: B B B BIRD BIRD BIRD, THE BIRD IS THA WORD
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: im in lovee, again,again
You: I AM JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL, LIVIN' IN A LONELY WORLD
Stranger: aaaaaaaaaah
Stranger: where do u live?
You: I TOOK THE MIDNIGHT TRAIN, GOING ANYWHERE
Stranger: okeey
Stranger: if u want that
You: I AM JUST A CITY BOY
Stranger: u have to d o it
You: BORN AND RAISED IN SOUTH DETROI
You: DETROIT
Stranger: OKEEYYYYYYYY
You: HE TOOK THE MIDNIGHT TRAIN, GOING ANYWHERE
Stranger: he to?
You: yes bitch
You have disconnected.

[|Shadow]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i want see snake
You: What?
Stranger: i want see snake
You: That is improper grammer.
You: The correct term would be "I want to see your giant rooster"
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You have disconnected.



Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Bullstuff.

[Maor]

What the forget?

You: Hey
Stranger: LOOKS LIKE MICHEAL JACKSONS HEART JUST COULDNT BEAT IT BAZZZINGGGG
You: dam brother
You: Gonna miss him ;(
Stranger: lol
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Miga]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: horny female? ;]
You: Your mom, hells yes. Give me some action, son!
You have disconnected.

[JD]

You: WHAT
You: HOLY stuff
You: THE SKY IS FALLING
You: OH GOD
You: AHHHH

[Miga]

Stranger: hey babes
You: ...hello?
Stranger: asl
You: you first.
Stranger: male gay 25 london
Stranger: and u
You: OH forget GAY
You have disconnected.

[JD]

I lol'd pretty hard at this.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: hi
Stranger: Where are you from?
You: New Jersey
You: How about you?
Stranger: I'm from Korea
You: Cool :D
You: I just found out I've got cancer
You: Apparently it's been what's making my heart beat so weird
You: In fact I could die within a month..
You: Real sad
Stranger: .....
You: Doctors can't do anything about it
You: Thought it would be fun to talk to some people before well
You: you know..
You: =\
Stranger: ./..
You: So uh, how are you?
Stranger: yes..
You: Oh my gosh
You: it really hurts
You: brb
Stranger: You are okay.
Stranger: ..
Stranger: Do you mind if I ask your age?
You: Yes
You: I'm 26
You: Uh
You: I might well
You: Could you do me a favor?
You: Please it's urgent
Stranger: ..
You: My name is Eric Hartman
Stranger: ?
You: I don't think I'm going to make it
You: I have the paramedics coming to my house right now
You: if I die or anything
Stranger: ....
You: could you tell EricHartman@Blockland.us that I love my kids?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

EDIT:
OH GOD THIS WAS EPIC.
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Are you horny?
Stranger: yo, yo yo
Stranger: forget ya
You: Hot
Stranger: I'm horny
You: Are you a girl or a boy :o
Stranger: forget your brains out right now
You: Holy stuff wait are you from www.blockland.us/smf
Stranger: forget, stuff this is going to be gay
You: Because if you are I'd lol pretty hard
Stranger: what the forget is blockland
Stranger: i'm from loving 4chan
You: Oh
You: Well either way
You: Damn both of our plans backfired.
You: stuff.
Stranger: well, I was thinking you were from www.WoWomg.com
You: Well, we both tried.
You: =\
Stranger: been running into a lot of them lately
You: Hah yeah
You: It sucks when you're on at 5:09 AM
You: only people from like China are on
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: it does
You: really sucks
Stranger: of course
Stranger: you out trolling
You: Hell yeah man
Stranger: Hellz to the yeah
You: That's the only thing this stuff's good for
Stranger: dude i loving got someone so good
You: Hah I got someone to think I had heart cancer
You: and that I DIED
Stranger: I had someone thinking i was some 18 year old chick going to FSU
Stranger: had it going about nursing school and stuff
You: xD
Stranger: then loving got em in the end dude
Stranger: was pissed
You: LOL
You: Oh god that's some good stuff.
Stranger: Been sending so many meatspins
Stranger: out
You: I asked a Korean how they were
You: they said "yes"
Stranger: lol
You: Why do people go on a chatting website that's in english
You: if you don't speak it
Stranger: loving /b/tards
Stranger: whatever
You: Yeah.
Stranger: well, I'm going to continue my trolling frenzy, I've been a successful troll
You: Same here
You: Good luck man
You: fun talking to ya
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Xia The Ninja]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: No asl or I will kill you
Stranger: okay..
Stranger: m or f?
You: m
Stranger: forget you starfish
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Wtf?

[SkyMaster]

FINALLY

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi it's vince with shamwow
You: it's like a shammy
You: it's like a towel
You: it's like a spong
You: a regular towel doesn't work wet
You: this work's wet or dry
Stranger: HEY do you like BBQ?
You: this is for the car
You: the boat
You: the rv
Stranger: do you like burgers?
You: made in germany, you know the german's always make great stuff
Stranger: You should try some of my new spice
You: you can wash it in the washingmachine
Stranger: Sunset Flip hamburger spice
Stranger: http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/7767/photo143flo.jpg
Stranger: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B002DQMXFY
You: you can cut in inhalf
You: use one as a bathmat
You: drain the dishes on the other one
You: use one as a towel
Stranger: you should buy a bottle or two
Stranger: only $4 each
You: olympic divers, they use it as a towel
You: look
You: completely dry
You: pour some liquid put it down, it soaks it up
Stranger: you kill have kickass burgers
You: cola, wine, coffee, pet stains
You: look, we're going to do this in real time
Stranger: It's a old family recipie
Stranger: hand made
You: watch, without adding any pressure
Stranger: low sodium
Stranger: DO A FLIP
You: 50 percent of the liquid right there
Stranger: with Sunset Flip
Stranger: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B002DQMXFY
You: you following me camera guy?
You: now, punch it in and the color
You: starts to come off
Stranger: Put it on burgers
Stranger: steaks
Stranger: meatloaf
You: no regular towel's going to do that
Stranger: meatballs
Stranger: it doesn't matter
You: and look
Stranger: they all turn out awesome
You: virtually dry on the bottom
You: see what i'm tellin' ya?
You: shamwow, you'll be sayin' wow everytime
You: look
You: if you call now, we'll throw in a second pair
Stranger: You;ll do flips with SUNSET FLIP
You: absolutely free
Stranger: BUY SOME TODAY
Stranger: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B002DQMXFY
You: that's 8 shamwow's for only 19.99
Stranger: Don't see the pic?
Stranger: http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/7767/photo143flo.jpg
You: order now
Stranger: there it is again
Stranger: order now
You: shamwow, you'll be saying wow, everytime
You: :)
Stranger: DO A FLIP WITH SUNSET FLIP
You: Hey it's vince with slap chop
You: you'll be in a great mood all day because you'll be slappin' your troubles away
You have disconnected.