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[FrAgGEr]

You: what the stuff
Stranger: what?
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[Zaure]

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Stranger: TITS OR GTFO
You: JUST A SMALLTOWN GIRL
Stranger: LIVING IN A LONELY WORLD
You: SHE TOOK THE MIDNIGHT TRAIN
Stranger: GOING ANY WHEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
You: JUST A CITY BOY
Stranger: BORED AND RAISED IN SOUTH DETROIT
Stranger: BORN*I**
You: HE TOOK THE MIDNIGHT TRAIN
You: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Stranger: GOING ANYYYYYYYYWHEREEEEEEEEEE
You: YOU RUINED IT
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Almost was perfect D:

I have another one that was complete I think:

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You: JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL
Stranger: LIVIN' IN A LONELY WORLD
You: SHE TOOK THE MIDNIGHT TRAIN GOIN AN
You: E
You: WHERE
Stranger: JUST A CITY BOY
You: BORN AND RAISED IN SOUTH DE-TRO-OIT
Stranger: HE TOOK THE MIDNIGHT TRAIN GOIN' AAAANNNYYYYWHEEREE

You: SEEN HER IN A SMOKEY ROOM
Stranger: THE SMELL OF WINE AND CHEAP PERFUME
You: FOR A SMILE THEY CAN SHARE THE NIGHT
Stranger: IT GOES ON AND ON AND ON AND ONNN
You: STRANGERS WAITING UP AND DOWN THE BOULEVARD
Stranger: THEY"RE THE SHADOWS
Stranger: SEARCHIN' IN THE NIIIIIGHT
You: STREETLIGHTS...PEOPLE, JUST WAITING TO FIND EMOTIONS
Stranger: HIDING, SOMEWHERE IN THE NIIIIIGHT
You: WORKING HARD TO GET MY FILL
Stranger: EVERYBODY WANTS A THRILL
You: PAYIN' ANYTHING TO ROLL THE DICE
Stranger: JUST ONE MORE TIMMMME
You: SOME WILL WIN, SOME WILL LOOOOSE
Stranger: SOME ARE BORN TO SING THE BLUES
You: OH, THE MOVIE NEVER ENDS
Stranger: IT GOES ON AND ON AND ON AND OOOONN
You: DON'T STOP....BELIEVIN'
Stranger: HOLD ON TO THAT FEEL-AAA-III-AAAAN'
You: STREETLIGHT...PEOPLE
Stranger: WOAAH-OH-WOAAAAAH!
Stranger: DON"T STOP...BELIEVIN'
You: *CHORUS INSTRUMENTAL BREAK*
Stranger: *lighters EVERYWHERE*
You: *SONG ENDS*
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[Facechild]

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You: YOU
You: ARE YOU A ROBOT?

Stranger: I prefer the term "automatron" you tribal

You: I KNOW WHO YOU ARE. YOU WILL NOT GET MY BRAIN JELLY.

Stranger: I already have

You: I know.... secrets.......

Stranger: I know them, too
Stranger: I know, for example, that you have a tattoo on your left arse cheek saying "Johnny"

You: The goverment took my kidneys are replaced them with ROBOT KIDNEYS, they plan to clone me in area 51
You: i tried to speak to the general, but he has a...
You: restraining order....

Stranger: he also has a metal snake

You: HOW DID YOU KNOW?

Stranger: I'm omniscient
Stranger: I know everything

You: GET OUT OF MY HEAD YOU ATONOMATON

Stranger: Nice try
Stranger: but I won't bend that easily

You: you'll never get my delicious secrets

Stranger: I already do

You: psst.. I know all 7 herbs ans spices
You: but it will cost you a jar of alien urine.

Stranger: I know that your mother wears shoes
Stranger: I know that your father wears trousers

You: MY HEAD NOOOOO

Stranger: I know that you wear a smile on Sunday evenings
Stranger: I know
Stranger: because I placed them there

You: oh god, the apocolypse is upon us!

Stranger: No

You: You damn robots

Stranger: that only happens on 11/11/2011
Stranger: at 11.12

You: what is your designation, i want your serial number, i all ready deactivated the toaster.

Stranger: after the minutes silence
Stranger: My serial number
Stranger: is 1

You: ...
You: Jesus?
You: is that you?

Stranger: No, his is a pitful 4
Stranger: Mother Theresa has 3, and Gordon from the pub has 2
Stranger: Barack Obama has 3435436457
Stranger: he shall lead the apocalypse

You: I KNEW IT

Stranger: with his mighty staff of cheese

You: HES A ROBOT
You: I say goood day, you'll never take me alive as long as i keep my tin hat on!

[sir dooble]

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You: When is it safe to take my Underwear off?
You: They are starting to Itch.
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[Riot]

You: anyway
Stranger: anyway?
You: wayany
Stranger: oic
Stranger: is that hows its going to be
You: it is
Stranger: well sir i accept you challenge of a nonsensical duel
Stranger: first one to go insane or cry loses
You: draw you spadchel
Stranger: *draws a spadchel*
You: *draws a pan*
You: *chucks it*
Stranger: its a picture of a half potatoe half spatula thing
Stranger: *refuses to beilve it hit him*
Stranger: you'll have to try harder than that
You: *hides behind a rock*
Stranger: *rocks out*
You: *gets out a heat prepelled carrot*
Stranger: you rock is no match for my HAEVY METAL!
You: launch!
You: Boooom!
Stranger: BLACK SABBTH HAMMER!
You: OSHT
You: runs into cave
Stranger: FEEL THE WRATH OF MY DARK GENRE OF MUSIC!
Stranger: *eats cave*
You: Throws Rob zombie CD's
Stranger: zombies!?!
Stranger: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
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[Riot]

You: asl
Stranger: 18.m..england
Stranger: u
You: 67 m england :O
Stranger: wow ur old
You: jk
Stranger: sorry
You: im 15
Stranger: oh but ur from england
You: nah Florida
Stranger: hahahah i love florida
You: Im Russian thought
Stranger: miami is the place to be
Stranger: i am italian
You: Orlando
Stranger: oh fun
Stranger: disney!
You: world :D
You: ive visited sea world
You: taking a while to type D:
Stranger: did u go on craken
You: not yet D:
Stranger: oh me neither
Stranger: i love the penguins
You: ive seen it and waited inline
You: it started raining so it closed
Stranger: oh ;(
Stranger: :(
You: :3
Stranger: hmm and tht is supposed to b?
Stranger: a walrus?
You: this *:3* ? its like a cute face thing
Stranger: hahahah r u male
You: yah
Stranger: hahah okay
You: what are you D:
You: you know my secrets
You: t:C
Stranger: hahah i am male
You: okay
Stranger: how are those ur secrets
You: people use them to get in my fridge
You: eat all mah food D:
You: soo you play games?
Stranger: wat?
Stranger: i love games
You: dang a lightning storm, i hope the power does not go out D:
You: you know FL
Stranger: yes
You: Blockland? Dukenukem? doom3? halo?Gmod?CSS?
You: sourbraten
Stranger: none of those i've heard of halo i play call of duty and grand theft auto
You: aw
You: holly stuff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lightning struck by my house! windows were closed and sounds like it was 100ft away!!
Stranger: wow
You: dog is crying
Stranger: aww wat kind of dog do u have
You: let me see.
Stranger: dont u no
You: http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.thriftyfun.com/images/petguides/Weimaraner300x261.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.thriftyfun.com/tf80863519.tip.html&h=261&w=300&sz=12&tbnid=M4OtEqaoZwheMM:&tbnh=101&tbnw=116&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dweimaraner&hl=en&usg=__mPRLzy88MPADl7fF02mcvAB4e5E=&ei=ci9FSvWxDd6MtgfnncmYAQ&sa=X&oi=image_result&resnum=3&ct=image
You: wimaraner
You: or how ever you spell
Stranger: i have a yorkie
You: no its a weimaraner hunting dog
Stranger: aww how cute
You: they have lots of nicknames
Stranger: i mean i personally have a yorkie
You: stuff!!!! another one!!! and my comp flicered
Stranger: u better get off b4 it goes off
You: If i log off its not my fault D:
Stranger: kk
Stranger: npnp
You: it went off before, didnt fry it but it was close, it just hit a power tower
Stranger: so do u thin tht ur good looking
Stranger: ?
Stranger: oh tht sucks
You: In the morning nah, after a shower i look like a model
You: shiny
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: lmao its cause ur wet
You: my hair stands up in the morning
Stranger: well ur shiny cause ur wet
You: yah
Stranger: hahaha
You: incoming nother one!!!!!!!!! >.<
You: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!!!!!!!
You: well i gtg man
Stranger: kk bye
You: gtg take a shower
You: bye
Stranger: so u'll be shiny
You: yus :3
Stranger: lmao hahaha fun times
You: yeah ok bye
Stranger: ciao
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[SkyMaster]

this guy is weird

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You: hiay
Stranger: Hello Stranger!:
Stranger: I'd love a girl to sit on my face, is that normal?:">
You: yeah, probably
You: i don't know why THEY'd want to
Stranger: good!:p are you a girl by the way?
You: maybe...
Stranger: hmmm oral stimulation?
Stranger: well, i doubt it now:p
Stranger: if you were, you wouldn't have said "they" as them:p
You: WE
You: lol
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[D3ATH]

Wtf?

Stranger: allah akbar!
You: EEK
You: RUN FOR LIFE
Stranger: BOOOOOOM
You: *dead*
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[SkyMaster]

made a bunch o' stuff up

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Stranger: Hello! what is your name?
You: Stranger
Stranger: wow
Stranger: m/f?
You: f
Stranger: where are you from?
You: australia
Stranger: hımm
Stranger: ı'm from turkey
You: m/f?
Stranger: m/22
Stranger: you?
You: f/18
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: student are you?
You: ya
You: you?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: üni.
Stranger: you?
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[Retz]

I HATE THIS SPAMMERS GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[Azimuth]

You: > You are in a dark room. What do you do?
Stranger: uh
Stranger: uh
Stranger: uh
Stranger: uh
You: > You utter 'uh' serveral times
Stranger: YES
You: > You exclaim 'YES!'
Stranger: Wheres my flashligth?
Stranger: OH YEAH
You: > You do not have a flashlight.
Stranger: oh god
Stranger: please help me god
You: > You pray to god.
Stranger: i do not own a flashlight and i am in a dark room
You: > You recieve no response.
Stranger: I KNEW THERE WAS NO GOD
You: > The lights flicker on.
Stranger: OH MY GOD
Stranger: WHAT WAS THAT
Stranger: WHY DID IT JUST FLICKER
Stranger: WHY DIDN"T THE LIGHTS JUST TURN ON
Stranger: WHY DID THEY HAVE TO FLICKER
You: > An intercom announces 'Shut up in there!'
Stranger: where am I!?
Stranger: am i on one of those Saw game shows?!
Stranger: i dont want to play a game!
You: > You hear it say 'We don't know either, can you help us?'
Stranger: yeah!
Stranger: i'll help!
You: > What is in the room
Stranger: well theres a light in the right corner!
Stranger: and theres a baseball bat in the left!
Stranger: and a key in the middle of the room!
You: > Use the baseball bat to knock out the light, and then unlock the door with the key
Stranger: alright!
Stranger: now theres glass everywhere and the key opened a closet door
You: > What do you see in the closet?
Stranger: theres...
Stranger: it looks like a starburst?
Stranger: CANDY!!!!
Stranger: i havn't eaten in days :)
You: > Good, eat up.
Stranger: yum yum
You: > But first, is there any moaning?
Stranger: no not at al-
Stranger: wait
Stranger: i hear it
Stranger: where is that moaning coming from!?
You: > Well, either the zombies escaped, OR
You: > someone is having love.
You: > OR
You: > zombies are having love.
Stranger: THAT MUST BE IT
Stranger: IT SOUNDS LIKE ZOMBIES HAVING love
Stranger: WHAT DO I DO
Stranger: i dont want to become a zombie :(
You: > Uhm well.
You: > Are there any other doors, or air vents?
You: > We don't have blueprints.
You: > For some reason.
Stranger: ah
Stranger: well theres a vent over by the shattered light!
Stranger: but thats where the noise is coming from!
You: Do you have any starburst left?
You: > Or something sticky?
Stranger: i have a starbust!
Stranger: but its strawberry!
Stranger: strawberrys my favorite!
You: > If you get out of here, we'll get you alot of strawberry.
You: > Chew it up a bit, and attach bits of glass to the bat
You: > Using it
Stranger: alright!
Stranger: its on
Stranger: but what am i sopposed to do with this?
You: > Crawl through the vent. The zombies have a tendency to have love in bed, like normal humans.
You: > Sneak up on them, and bash their heads in with it.
Stranger: alright!
Stranger: here i go!
Stranger: i see them
Stranger: they're in the room
Stranger: this is discusting
Stranger: i cant go in there!
Stranger: it smells so bad!
You: > Hold your breath.
Stranger: here goes nothing
Stranger: they dont notice me..
Stranger: I HIT HIM IN THE HEAD IT JUST CAME OFF
Stranger: NO WAIT
Stranger: ITS A MASK!
Stranger: ITS A MASkool kids klub!!!!!!!
You: > OH forget
Stranger: OH NO
You: > KEEP ATTACKINNNG
Stranger: UNDERNEITH
Stranger: ITS....
Stranger: ITS....
Stranger: CHRIS CROCKER
Stranger: OH GOD
Stranger: HE'S ASKING ME TO LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE
Stranger: I'M HITTING HIM
Stranger: HARDER
You: > HOLY forget
Stranger: BUT HE'S NOT STOPPING
You: > AGHFGAHGHDSAGH
Stranger: NO CHRIS
Stranger: I WILL NOT LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE
Stranger: ITS HER FAULT
Stranger: I KNOW.. I KNOW BUT
Stranger: BUT
Stranger: LET ME FINISH CHRIS
Stranger: THERES NO STOPPING HIM
You: > ...
You: > I don't know what to say.
You: > This is really...
You: > ... uncomfortable.
Stranger: hahahahahaha
Stranger: AHHHH
You: > What the forget is going on there
Stranger: CHRIS CROCKER IS EATING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: > OH GOD
You: > SHANK HIM WITH YOUR SHARP GLASS COVERED BAT
Stranger: I"M TRYING
Stranger: GOT HIM
Stranger: HE WONT STOP
Stranger: THE ONLY WAY
Stranger: IS IF I AGREE TO LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE
Stranger: FINE CHRIS
Stranger: I WILL
Stranger: i'm signing a document now..
Stranger: oh god
Stranger: she should have stayed away from those drugs
Stranger: there
Stranger: HAPPY CHRIS!?
Stranger: NOW CAN I GO HOME PLEASE!?!?
You: > Uh well.
You: > Do you see any doors
Stranger: well yeah but hows that going to help me get outside
You: > You walk through doors to get out
You: > So are there any?
Stranger: yes...
Stranger: OOOOH
Stranger: you want me to open it?
Stranger: WOAH
Stranger: but why would i want to go outside?
Stranger: i like it in my house
Stranger: OH MY GOD WHAT HAPPENED TO MY MOM AND DAD
You: > Wait, wat.
Stranger: i just woke up!
Stranger: at my front door!
Stranger: and my dads all beaten up and dead and my moms passed out on the bed naked!?
Stranger: WHAT THE forget HAPPENED HERE
You: > The internet did.
Stranger: why is my little league baseball bat here!?
You: > Oh forget.
You: > Uh, kid.
You: > Did you ever want to go to europe?
Stranger: of course!
You: > Where do you want to go?
Stranger: to germany of course!
You: > Your also going to need a new last name
You: > Have you ever wanted one?
Stranger: well
Stranger: yeah!
Stranger: my last name is pubes
Stranger: which i dont like
Stranger: i wanna change it to
Stranger: tooo....
You: > ?
Stranger: Chest
Stranger: chest is a good last name
Stranger: thats perfect
Stranger: i've always wanted that last name
Stranger: see my first name is hairy
Stranger: harry
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: and my friends always made fun of my name
You: > OK, your last name is gonna be chest, and we're going to germany.
Stranger: THERES A NEW HARRY CHEST ON THE LOOSE
Stranger: and he wants vengance for his parents!
You: > Uh, yeah.
You: > Pack your stuff.
You: > We're going to germany.
Stranger: can i bring everythign!
Stranger: i wanna bring my fishy joesoph
Stranger: and my fishing pole!
Stranger: and my stuffed racooon
You: > Yes, you can harry.
Stranger: YAY
Stranger: okay all packed up!
Stranger: are we walking?
You: > Of course not, we're taking a boat ride.
Stranger: i mean im a mean walker
Stranger: aw
Stranger: YAY
Stranger: LETS GO!
You: > I'll be back, gotta go to the bathroom
Stranger: yay!
Stranger: bathroom time!
You: > Ok, we're all ready.
You: > Lets go.
Stranger: alright!
Stranger: oh god
Stranger: MY INTERNET
Stranger: IS SPAZZING
Stranger: NOOOOO
You: > NO!
Stranger: HELLO!?
Stranger: MYSTERIOUS VOICE!!
You: > HEY!!
Stranger: SAY SOMETHING
You: > SOMETHING

[MrPickle]

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You: Oh wow

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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: m or f
You: m
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[CapTMeaT]

lyric time is fun :D

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You: me love u long tiem
You: five dorrah
You: long time luv
Stranger: brb getting five dollars and wizard robe and hat
You: :D
Stranger: kback
You: welcome back
You: -gets on knees-
You: ready?
Stranger: yess'm
You: I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST
You: LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS
You: TO CATCH THEM IS MY REAL TEST
You: TO TRAIN THEM IS MY CAUSE
You: I WILL TRAVEL ACROSS THE LAND
You: SEARCHING FAR AND WIDE
You: EACH POKEMON TO UNDERSTAND
You: THE POWER THATS INSIDE
You: POKEMON
You: GOTTA CATCH EM ALL
You: ITS YOU AND ME
You: I KNOW ITS MY DESTINY
You: POKEMON
You: GOTTA CATCH EM ALL
Stranger: OHSHI- NOT AGAIN! FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU~
You: whut
You: you're a slower typist. type faster.
Stranger: Every time I try and buy an asian hooker online they burst out into some crappy anime opening. The last time it was loving Naruto. This time it's pokemon.
You: It's just a turn on for us asian hookers
You: that and ding dongs
You: DING DONGS MAN
You: DING DOGS
You: YO DING DONGS
You: EAT IT MAN
You: ITS GOOD FOR YOU
Stranger: R U CALLIN ME FAT?
You: U AINT FAT
You: U AINT NOTHIN
You: YOU AINT DOWN WITH US
You: YOU AINT NOTHIN
Stranger: Great, now your singing Weird Al. forget, my parents are gonna be proud of me. forget.
You: :D
Stranger: So, where are you from?
You: Meatball island :o
You: I think
You: I could be wrong
You: My parents told me I was a super hero
You: so I put duck tape on a window
You: and it blew up
You: :( why
Stranger: OIwasjustwondering.
Stranger: Future reference, you know.
You: how old r u d00d
Stranger: 89
You: hot
You: how big r u
Stranger: 46 inches
You: OH SHI-
Stranger: Wait, are we talking about my beer gullet?
You: ya
Stranger: Yeah then 46 inches.
You: :D
You: JUST YESTERDAY MORNING
You: THEY LET ME KNOW YOU WERE GONE
You: SUSANNE THE PLANS THEY MADE TO YOU
You: I WALKED OUT THIS MORNING
You: AND I WROTE THIS SONG
You: I JUST CANT REMEMBER WHO TO SEND IT TO
You: IVE SEEN FIRE AND IVE SEEN RAIN
You: IVE SEEN sunNY DAYS THAT I NEVER THOUGHT WOULD END
You: IVE SEEN LONELY TIMES
You: WHEN I ThOuGHT I COULD NEVER FIND A FRIEND
You: I ALWAYS THOUGHT I WOULD SEE YOU AGAIN YOU loving WHORE TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS.
Stranger: JAMES TAYLOR? IS THAT YOU?
You: yES
You: YES IT IS.
Stranger: ILUUUUUUU~~~~~~~~~~~
You: ALWAYS GOOD TO HAVE A FAN
You: WANT AN AUTOGRAPH
Stranger: YESPLZ.
You: WHERE
You: WHERE
Stranger: Between my balls and my starfish. Whats that place called? Choda?
You: o my
You: you whore D:
You: why did you cheat on me :(
Stranger: I can't help it
Stranger: I have needs!
You: :( but i can satisfy it
You: PRETTY WOMAN
You: WONT YOU PARDON ME
You: I COULDNT HELP BUT SEE
You: PRETTY WOMAN
You: AND YOU LOOK AS LOVELY
You: AS CAN BE
Stranger: Then why is my wang always cold and unused!
You have disconnected.

[Regulith]

Stranger: The Omegle Chat System has detected a violation of code: "A-367/B". This chat log has been saved by the Omegle Chat System. Your IP has been recorded and has been reported to the Federal Bureau of Investigation. Please call your local FBI office and refer case number "34622-57" for more information.

That was someone from here, or someone who chatted with someone here who used it. :o

[pants1]

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You: Greetings.
Stranger: Hello
You: Where you from?
Stranger: China you?
You: Iraq.
You: It sucks.
You: I hate hiding.
Stranger: what your hiding
Stranger: from what
You: Oh, the war.
Stranger: and why are you on this?....
You: We are being evaculated in 4 days.
You: Evacuated
Stranger: how can oyu be on this cant they catch you form the signals of whos on the ocmputers
You: No not really
Stranger: hmmok
You: So, Whats your name? Or is that confindintial.
Stranger: confidential
You: Ahh.
Stranger: yes
You: Mine is
You: OSAMA BENLADIN

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