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[The Russian]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi, how are you You: hi, how are you Stranger: hi, how are you You: hi, how are you Stranger: well You: well Stranger: this is You: this is Stranger: a new one You: a new one Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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[jkwoon]

I thought this would be funny enough:

Stranger: 안녕하세요^^
You: ???

[The Russian]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: say asl and I will loving rip your guts out and beat you with them Stranger: Hello! Brazilian, male and straight. Do you want to chat on cam with me? You: you're probably one of those 56 year olds from peru that say they are brazillian Stranger: LOL. Stranger: No, I'm from Brazil. And 18 years old. Stranger: Hey, Peru guys are loving lame. You: and i'ma 9 year old girl Stranger: Cool story bro.

[Skyler97]

Stranger: hi
You: asl
Stranger: 25 m usa
You: 10 f china
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Manty]

Errr, this was really really weird for me:

Stranger: Hello I am an experienced Doctor. I will diagnose cancer and diseases. You just have to let me inspect your vagina on webcam. Cancer is bad. Whats your msn?
You: Weird message you got there.
Stranger: just doing a public service
Stranger: asl
You: You sound like a fraud to me.
Stranger: hey now
You: Trying to trick girls into webcamming with you.
You: Eh?
Stranger: what other possible reason do i have to watch wet underage pussies
You: Gonna have to do better then that, bro.
Stranger: i am an upstanding doctor
You: If you were an experienced/upstanding (whatever you claim to be) doctor, you wouldn't be on a chat like this looking for underage girls to webcam you.
Stranger: oh... well, asl
You: asl?

Sidenotes: Sorry, but I don't know what asl stands for. Also, if you need proof of this conversation I took a screenshot. EDIT: I know what asl stands for now, haha.

[matthewbim11]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: ~~~
You: post what your doing right now
Stranger: frm Korea?
You: eating cereal
Stranger: no
You: nom nom nom
You: I am
You: so
Stranger: so u r frm Korea
Stranger: just askin
You: so u rnt frm u.s.a
Stranger: nah
You: oh
You: cool
You: so how is it in Korea
You: Obama's tanking as a president
Stranger: yes India is fine
You: Cool
Stranger: with sarkozi as a president
You: Cool
You: hows he managing?
You: or her
Stranger: I teach him how to do things but he jst can't do a single thing properly
You: You know and talk to your president!?!?
Stranger: yes.....I m his god father
You: ORLY?
You: COOL STORY BRO!
Stranger: yes
You: lol
You: cool
Stranger: lol
Stranger: yes thats cool
You: So do you like get payed to help him?
Stranger: i don't get paid..........I can take as much as I need
You: Cool
You: so whats your job then
Stranger: jst supervise
You: wow
You: Jet?
You: just?
You: hellooooo
Stranger: not jst
Stranger: thats a big responsibility ...........I have others too
You: Cool
Stranger: wat abt u ?
You: Uhhmmm
You: Information acquired. This chat has been logged by the Federal Bureo of Investigations (FBI) your IP address is 192.43.54.1 You are registered in the System, please wait while we contact local authorities...

[dkamm65]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heyy
Stranger: which band name do you prefer
ice la fox
swiss army girl
You: if those are my choices, i reluctantly choose swiss army girl
Stranger: what would you call your band
You: I have a band already
Stranger: yeah?
You: its called the corpse forgeters
Stranger: you guys sound awesome
You: were not
Stranger: do you play a metal of some kind
You: nope
You: we forget corpses
Stranger: nice
You: the band is a cover
Stranger: a cover band, cool
You: no
Stranger: what covers
You: we use the band as a facade
Stranger: do you pay?
Stranger: ..never heard of that song
Stranger: ill look it up
You: its not a song
Stranger: whos it by
You: we forget corpses and pretend to be a band
Stranger: wait so is that the band name or the song name
Stranger: google cant find anything
You: google "goatse" under images. thats one of our songs. turn safe search off though.
Stranger: ill probably just look on youtube or something for some songs
Stranger: thanks though
You: you arent welcome
Stranger: what other songs do you play?
You: i dont own any insruments
Stranger: by who
You: the corpse forgeters
Stranger: cool, ill look it up
You: dont
Stranger: why not?
You: cause its not a song
Stranger: ..but
Stranger: you told me you were in a cover band
Stranger: you are confusing me
You: me and a few of my friends forget corpses in a garage and we tell people that were a band so they wont snoop
Stranger: WHAT? why did you say you were in a band then?
You: because i am
You: but we dont play music
You: we forget corpses
Stranger: covers are still music
Stranger: don't say you're not in a band because you don't write your own songs
You: well i like to sing when im loving the corpses
You: does that count?
Stranger: what songs do you sing?
You: singin in the rain
Stranger: thats cool
Stranger: are you danimal?
You: i am
Stranger: hows bass going
You: well i dont like to fish
You: so i couldnt tell you
Stranger: oh i see what you did there
You: what?
Stranger: you thought i meant bass as in the fish
You: you didnt?
Stranger: i meant as in the instrument, the bass guitar
You: is that like billy the big mouth bass?
You: but its a guitar?
Stranger: spot on
You: cool
Stranger: Let me ask you a question
You: shoot
Stranger: do you get da puss?
You: copses, yes.
You: corpses
Stranger: wow thats so totally gross, you really freaked me out with that
You: try it ometime
You: sometime
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Tonce]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: where are you from?
You: Norway.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I feel...hurt :(

[dkamm65]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: where are you from?
You: Norway.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I feel...hurt :(

I lol'd.

[Riot]

I got that twice

Lol, me too.

[The Russian]

I got that twice

Lol I got that once as well.

[Comatose]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi, how are you?
You: RAEG
Stranger: kewl, yah same.
Stranger: Here is a picture of me: http://i49.tinypic.com/jqni2o.jpg do you think i'm hot?
You: FROSTY THE SNOWMAN, IS FEASTING ON FLESH
Stranger: Crap, my roomate wants the computer! If you want, add me as a friend and send me a msg here: http://www.matchsingles.org/click/md4923873f/amanda471/ (profile is amanda471), I got a few nudes up there, and my cell :)
You have disconnected.

[Wynd_Fox]

Guys, stop posting the Amanda stuff. It's a bot!

[Mario71]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: i have aids
You: i will die in 2 days
Stranger: That is sad
Stranger: R u with family
You: yes
You: they gave me a laptop
You: i dont have much strength to type
You: here are my last words on a computer
Stranger: R u bringing it with u when u go to heaven
You: You just lost The Game.
Stranger: cigarette
You: :3
Stranger: I knew u were lying Dushanbe bag
You: cool
You: learn how to spell douche k.
Stranger: Dushanbe bagggggg
Stranger: U just lost the game u thought u won
Stranger: Owned
You: I won the game by fooling you.
You: also
Stranger: U never fooled me
You: repeat thug aim three times irl
Stranger: Dushanbe bagggggggg
You: :trollface:
Stranger: Wana join the pen 15 club
You: wat
Stranger: Write pen15 on ur face
You: snake'
You: olol
Stranger: Owned
You: how so
You: i didn't wirte it
You: oooooooooh
Stranger: U lost the biggest game of all
You: brother got pwnt
Stranger: Life
You: son
You: there is somthing every teenager goes through.
You: THE GAME

[Comatose]

Has anybody encountered someone that said this?

YOU.
ARE.
FAT.

I just did. What the hell?