Omegle, funny conversations. Post them here.

[Dropshock]

Stranger: *whips out massive errect snake*
Stranger: 8::D
Stranger: Its two inches..
Stranger: Far above average..
You: BUSHIDO?

[Ad Bot]

[Comatose]

:O Was it him?

[Dropshock]

no

[HellsHero]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: WANNA CYBER?
Stranger: MAYBE
Stranger: DEPENDS
You: BLOCKLAND?
Stranger: IS YOUR NAME SPOCK?
You: OMG
You: WOW
You: THAT
You: Blockland?
You: Seriously
You: Spockicous
You: You're freakign me out
Stranger: IF YOU ARE SPOCK, I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW
Stranger: THAT I'D HOT IT HARDER THAN THE FIST OF AN ANGRY GOD
Stranger: Y'KNOW, CYBERLY
You: I have a feelign this is reaper
You: :x
Stranger: REAPER, EH?
You: Yeah reaper
Stranger: WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT? I'M CURIOUS.
You: Capital letters.
You: Stranger is typing...
You: http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=73272.0
You: Topic: Omegle, funny conversations. Post them here.
Stranger: YES, WELL. CAPITALS ARE HOW I NORMALLY EXPRESS AUTHORITY OVER HORNY TEENAGED BOYS LIKE YOU.
You: WAIT WHAT
Your conversational partner has disconnected.I just know it was someone from blockland, which was sort of what I wanted.

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Stranger: leave now
Stranger: i'm tired of talking to you
You: I am too
Stranger: bye
You: No
Stranger: yes
Stranger: bye
You: No
Stranger: yes
Stranger: bye
You: No
Stranger: yes
Stranger: bye
You: No
Stranger: yes
Stranger: bye
You: No

[MagicAhrim]

Stranger: <Under law 153:276:935 section 864, Omegle is required to inform you that the person you are currently chatting with owns the IP address of a registered love offender. Please be careful when chatting with this person, and remember never to give out your personal information. The person you are chatting with cannot see this message.>
You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: bull stuff
Stranger: um whats up
You: idk damn dirty ape can't keep your hands away from little kids!
Stranger: wtf are you talking about?
You: naw jk
Stranger: whatev
You: come on can't take a joke
Stranger: it was kinda out of nowhere
You: that's how i start all conversations
Stranger: your cooky
Stranger: i like it
You: ;)
Stranger: asl?
You: 15/female/usa
You: u?
Stranger: 18 m florida
You: nice :)
Stranger: whats up
You: idk nutin much been a great day
You: u?
Stranger: just been on the internet all day
Stranger: nothing else really
You: so how did you find omegle?
Stranger: some friends of mine
You: wow cool same
Stranger: we should be friends
Stranger: :D
You: ok : )
Stranger: whats you're name
You: Sarah u?
Stranger: LIES
Stranger: your name is david
You: no?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: yes it is
You: thats it all girls are named david
You: you go smarty
Stranger: dont doubt me young padawan
Stranger: imma rape your stuff
You: the force is weak with this one
Stranger: you dont eve know
You: oh snap obi wan is gonna kick my ass just like Darth maul got his kicked!
Stranger: i kicked lukes ass
Stranger: with my richard shape bottle
You: creeper i like it
Stranger: so do i
You: so what do you like to do in your spare time Vader
Stranger: rape inocent children
Stranger: :)
You: i happy that you like them so much but obi wan would detest that
Stranger: but their tight little starfish wouldnt
You: so true it is so you want my adress
Stranger: maybe
You: oo someone seems interested
Stranger: give it too me
You: just go to the third house on the left by the dead body of jabba you can't miss it
You: on tatoine
You: tatooine*
Stranger: im 12 and what is this?
You: 12 wow lulz
You: what is what?
Stranger: im 73 and im excited
You: i bet
Stranger: @_@
Stranger: robotussen trip
You: you have fun with Frank Oz over there
Stranger: oh
Stranger: i will
You: i bet you don't even know who Frank Oz is
Stranger: i bet you dont knoe who steven tyler is
You: Musisian
Stranger: nope
You: who beith he then
Stranger: your mom
Stranger: lololololololol
You: really i better check that brb
Stranger: o bye
You: nope she is not a druggy
Stranger: i am
You: not really suprised there
Stranger: theyre so fu
Stranger: fun*
You: ya ya just like hookers i know boys too well
Stranger: those too
Stranger: weed crack meth shrooms
Stranger: the whole lot
Stranger: i love em all
You: but have you ever tried pain chips or are they too expesive for you gotta pick th shrooms from your toe nails
Stranger: vicodis?
Stranger: love em
Stranger: heroine too
You: i bet put your mom on we haven't talked in a while
Stranger: and xanax
Stranger: come sit over here
You: just put your mom on god dammit i wanna talk to her about her son
Stranger: no u
You: fine one minute
You: she says no
Stranger: i say you lose
You: how so
Stranger: dont mention it
Stranger: hold up
Stranger: g2g
You: man paint sniffing 12 year olds are slow typers i'm bored going to call that indian guy i talked to before he was fun.
You: but bye i guess

Lol this kid was nuts no i'm 15 year old male.

[_Rebel_]

Not amazing, but:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hey
Stranger: asl
You: I hate you.
You: IN that, cut your head off with a toothbrush kind of way.
Stranger: ill stab oyu in the back of the neck with a pencil you prick
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Swiss]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi, how are you?
You: hi, how are you?
Stranger: kewl, yah same.
You: I KNOW WHATS GOING ON
You: DONT
You: SAY
You: IT
Stranger: Here is a picture of me: http://i49.tinypic.com/jqni2o.jpg do you think i'm hot?
You: NOPE
You: IM NOT
You: LOOKING
You: SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM
Stranger: Crap, my roomate wants the computer! If you want, add me as a friend and send me a msg here: http://www.matchsingles.org/click/md4923873f/amanda471/ (profile is amanda471), I got a few nudes up there, and my cell :)
You: SUUURE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: woof
You: woof
Stranger: meow
You: meow
Stranger: rawr
You: rawr
Stranger: gr
You: gr
Stranger: moo
You: moo
Stranger: cluck cluck
You: cluck cluck
Stranger: buzz
You: buzz
Stranger: um idk anymore lol
You: um idk anymore lol
Stranger: :P
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[_Rebel_]

Everytime I mentioned something loveual there was a 30 second pause.  So loving funny:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: how are you?
You: Good
You: Im tired..
You: And ridiculously horny
Stranger: oh~~
Stranger: Never mind
You: Honestly, I am rubbing my tits as we speak
You: But how are you?
Stranger: good!thanks
You: Do you have a pet?
You: Damn this feels good. Go on
Stranger: yes
You: About your pet!
Stranger: i have a dog is very cute
You: What's his/her name?
You: Moved onto the vagina...
You: Sooooo gooooodd
You: Whats the dogs name?
Stranger: kiki
You: thats a pretty name
Stranger: thanks
You: Both breasts and my vagina now...So are you in school?
Stranger: in house
You:
No, I mean do you attend school
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i am a student
Stranger: you?
You: I am a freelance photographer
You: ...of research
Stranger: oh~~
Stranger: what are you doing?
You: Masturbating. Want to see?
You: I have great technique. If you ever need to learn...
You: Well would you like to see or not?
Stranger: Will be very comfortable with procrastination do
You: You have been reported to the Federal Bereau of Investigations for attempting to solicit love to minors. Your IP (192.168.1.1) has been recorded and your actions are being monitered.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Also

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: ( . Y . )
Stranger: what the forget
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Saxophone]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: I  love you
Stranger: i love you too
You: I love you more.
Stranger: i love you times infinity
You: I love you twice as much as that
You: plus 6
Stranger: i love yer rooster
You: I love it too.
You: It makes weird noises.  :S
Stranger: fungus
Stranger: moogus
Stranger: shmoogus
Stranger: loogus
You: fartlololololol
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hello
You: Hai there pretty girl
You: TOUCH ME IN GROSS PLACES!
You: oh plz
Stranger: sup love offender im a 20 year old guy and i could kick ur ass
You: SHURE
Stranger: i forgetin do judo
You: lololololol. Judo is for researchstars
Stranger: judo is japanese wrestling
You: Judo is fat people? EEEEEWWWWWWWWW
Stranger: and at least i dont rape little kids
You: lol what?
Stranger: thats sumo u handicap
Stranger: ur a love offender
You: oh, you belive that message. LOLOLOLOLOLOL
You: copypasta
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[_Rebel_]

WARNING - The link to a picture may shock and surprise you.



You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: asl?
You: -research link Snip-
You: YUS
Stranger: ?
You: Finally
Stranger: http://i46.tinypic.com/160v9f7.
You: Oh right
Stranger: me
Stranger: ;D
You: 21
You: F
You: Your location first :3
Stranger: oh youre that 1 slut
You: OH MY GOD ITS A WHALE
You have disconnected.

[I Seth I]

Fuk she's ugly.

[Wynd_Fox]

This has probably been done a lot.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: You are cool.
You: Just sayin'.
Stranger: this must be gary
Stranger: gary busey
You: Lost, about who I am/
You: The gary you're talking about isn't me.
Stranger: aww man!!!!!
Stranger: he's so awesome though!
You: Games are awesome, too.
You: Read the first word of each line.

[Wynd_Fox]

Bump from almost 4th page. One topic away.

[Megaguy]

You: IF YOU SAY ASL I WILL RIP YOUR VOCAL CORDS OUT
Stranger: come, ride with me
You: DUCK
You: DUCK
Stranger: through the viens of history
You: DUCK
You: Wat
Stranger: I'll show you a god, who falls asleep on the job
You: What are you talking about, I dont even.
Stranger: how can we win, when fools can be kings?
You: Also the game.
Stranger: dont waste your time
Stranger: or time will waste
Stranger: you
You: Holy stuff its the docter
You: I JOIN U PLZZZ
Stranger: nah i turned evil
Stranger: ive gone renegade
Stranger: i'm pretty butthurt about the whole, last of the time lords thing
You: What are you talking about, I dont even
You: Wait
You: Are you from /b/?
You: Or blockland forums or something?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: i am aware of the land of the 4 chans though
You: You lose
You: Good day sir
You have disconnected.
Lolwtf

[Riot]

 Guys, you need to see thus now!

 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi, how are you?
Stranger: kewl, yah same.
You:  If you blow on your snake, will it wistle back?
Stranger: Here is a picture of me: http://i49.tinypic.com/jqni2o.jpg do you think i'm hot?
You: wot?
You: no...
You: ugly
Stranger: Crap, my roomate wants the computer! If you want, add me as a friend and send me a msg here: http://www.matchsingles.org/click/md4923873f/amanda471/ (profile is amanda471), I got a few nudes up there, and my cell :)
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Your conversational partner has disconnected.