Author Topic: Omegle, funny conversations. Post them here.  (Read 117429 times)

You: I am a fat guy that faps to cartoons and eats gravy off his shest :U
You: Chest*
Stranger: just my kinda guy
You: mmmMMMmm*
You: Wana eat gravy with me?

Stranger:Hi
You:IF YOU SAY ASL I'LL RIP YOUR VOCAL CORDS OUT!
You:ASL
You have disconnected.

Yep, i did it too.

Sorry for the bump, but this has good potential

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: THE PENGUINS WILL STOP AT NOTHING TO KILL US ALL! >:O
You: RUN!!!!
You: NOW!!!
Stranger: xD
You: HURRY!!!
You: NOW!!!
Stranger: I am a penguin. o.O
You: D:
Stranger: Dun dun duh duuuun.
Stranger: xD
You: Please don't hurt me D:
Stranger: hahah.
Stranger: don't worry... it shall only hurt a little. ;D
You: :c
Stranger: muhahahaha. *pecks you*
You: AHHHHHHHH!!!!
You: <Shrieks of terror>
You: D:
Stranger: hahahah. xD you can't spell slaughter withought laughter.
You: <more screaming>
You: <Nothing remains except a piece of paper...>
Stranger: i just saw this really funny McDonald's commercial.
You: Really?
You: What happened in it?
Stranger: yeah. xD these too people were like singing to eachother over mcnuggets.
You: Oh, I think I saw that
You: It was funny :P
Stranger: Hahah. xD yes, it was.
Stranger: i am watching America's best dance crew. :D
You: I'm watching YOU <:O
Stranger: xD no waaay! i am fully dressed. o.O
You: Do not worry, I am Blind! :D
Stranger: yay! wait.. xD
Stranger: hahaha.
You: I am typing this conversation through the body of my cat
Stranger: Your cat has the skills of many.
You: Meow Meow Meow
Stranger: xD when i grow up i want to be a kitty that's pretty.
You: I want to be a tree
You: TREE! POWERS!
Stranger: what if you were cut down.. and made into toilet paper?
You: My Tree powers would prevent my destruction
You: And the leprechauns inside me would save me :D
Stranger: oh yay. :D leprechauns.
You: Go to know that you trust them
Stranger: xD yeaaaaah..
You: I am a blind leprechaun holder that eats kitty litter
Stranger: poop. xD
You: I also preach to cats
You: in the amish country
Stranger: Really? that's so angelic of you.
You: I know, the voices inside my head told me to do it :D
Stranger: really? do they have a birtish accent?
You: Yes, and they are pirates
You: One is named Bertha and the other is Chauncy
Stranger: Nice.(: mine are australian. they are gay lovers that like to surf and eat gators.
You: :c I envy your voices
Stranger: Boris and Laurence.
Stranger: xD
Stranger: haha.
You: Bertha works as a whale hunter while Chauncy works at his job as a Garbage Picker-uper
You: They eat their own spit
Stranger: My best friend is a beluga whale. o.O
You: Don't worry, she only hunts the blue whales that aren't blue
Stranger: Oh gotcha. Albinos. xD
You: And the Blue-red whales...They cause terror to all of whale kind
You: Has your friend mentioned them?
Stranger: She can't speak their names. It's like that Harry Potter-Voldemort relationship.
You: :O
You: The goverment has told me their names, but they will feed me to them if I tell you.. D:
You: I don't like the goverment...
Stranger: the government are all evil beings that come form  the Underworls. o.O
You: Its true..
You: My best friend (Who is a obese rock) told me that they came from the Underworlds
You: He also told me that doctors plant grass inside your head
Stranger: o.O Oh no! my step dad is a doctor.
You: *Gasp* Beware the one who plants the green growing plant...
Stranger: O_O oh noes! i am going to dieee.
You: Do not worry, the grass can be stopped by kissing a french goose under a full sun on a leap year
Stranger: Yay. :D
You: But, the grass may develope a taste for cookies and it come out of your belly button and eat them all!!!!
You: Don't let it happen!
Stranger: Could I create a cookie diversion, while i rip them from my insides?
You: Yes, by drinking chocolate milk mixed with Tums
You: It wil satisive their cravings, but they eat the voices in your head D:
Stranger: xD that'sokay. Boris and Laurence know it's their time.
You: I will remember them so..
You: The Grass however may not be interested in them due to their gay relationship
Stranger: Oh well.
Stranger: xD
You: Their is a 38% chances they won't eat them
Stranger: i shall risk it.(:
You: Only a true wizard can vanquise the grass for good
Stranger: Really?
You: Yes, I am sadly a Squib that cannot be helped
Stranger: I know of wizard.. :D
You: Go now! Find him/her!
Stranger: I shall! thank you so much for your guidance!
You: If you need help, ask my BF (the fat rock) for directions
You: No problem, now hurry before the invisible ninjas get you!
Stranger: Au voir!
You: Um...THE FLOOR IS LAVA!
You: Take it as my last advice
You: when you find him/her
You: Good-bye....
You: <fades away>
Stranger: I shall forever have your words in my heart!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Your mom.
You have disconnected.

Somebody told me to forget them. What.

Somebody told me to forget them. What.
Stick it in her pooper.

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You: GRAVY
Stranger: biscuits
You: honey
Stranger: bees
You: BEEEEEEEES?
You: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ESSSSSSSSSS
You: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
You: BEEEEEEEEEES
You: BEEEEEEEEEEEES
You: beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeees
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: dinosaur richards raaaa
Stranger: hey
You: IF YOU SAY ASL I WILL RIP YOUR GOD DAMN loving VOCAL CORDS OUT
Stranger: harsh much
Stranger: much8
You: its the internet. loving live with it.
Stranger: forget me
You: Yes, forget you.
You: wait wat
You: you want me to have love with you?
You: pics
Stranger: lets get naked eat cheetos and play video games
You: f/m?
Stranger: m
You: OH GOD
You have disconnected.

I do remember saying that to someone who responded the exact same thing..

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Your mom.
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: dinosaur richards raaaa
Stranger: hey
You: IF YOU SAY ASL I WILL RIP YOUR GOD DAMN loving VOCAL CORDS OUT
Stranger: harsh much
Stranger: much8
You: its the internet. loving live with it.
Stranger: forget me
You: Yes, forget you.
You: wait wat
You: you want me to have love with you?
You: pics
Stranger: lets get naked eat cheetos and play video games
You: f/m?
Stranger: m
You: OH GOD
You have disconnected.
Without that love and naked thing, it would be a normal conversation.

Bump

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Ron?
Stranger: is it you?
You: Jorge?
You: Is it you?
Stranger: not jorge
You: I love you <3
You have disconnected.

Sorry for the old topic bump, But this is pretty good.






You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: have you protected the hatchlings??
You: Balls.
You: I forgot
Stranger: UGH
You: I must go save
Stranger: i have to do everything myself
You: What is my mission
Stranger: ok. there may be a chance that you can atone for what you have done
You: shat
You: what do I do to save them!? I must complete a mission in order to bring safety and honor to those delightful and courageous hatchlings
Stranger: ok, ok, here's what you must do
You: okay
Stranger: you must travel to the Sacred Mountain of Elisha, which is an extremely sacred place to the gnomes that live there, so be cautious
You: IM FREAKING OUT MAN HURRY
Stranger: there you must speak to their king, Oman
You: OKAY IM HERE
You: NOW WHAT
You: HOLY JESUS
You: THERES A loving GNOME BEHIND ME
Stranger: CALM DOWN!
You: OKAY I PUNTED IT. ITS GOOD NOW
Stranger: ok run to the nearest tree and climb it!!
You: RUNNING
You: OKAY NOW WHAT
Stranger: now you must summon the griffon!
You: SUMMON GRIFFON!
Stranger: you must fly from there before the gnomes prepare for attack!
You: OKAY GOTS IT
You: FLY GRIFFON BOY FLYY
You: OKAY IM OFF
You: NOW WHAT
Stranger: have him fly you to the Lake of Hyperion!
Stranger: you'll see an elf by the name of Hamlet
You: GO GO GO GRIFFON
Stranger: let him lead you through the forest, but for god's sake, DONT LOSE HIM
You: LEAD ME BISH LEADM E
You: OKAY HES GOING
You: WHAT DO I DO NOW
You: IM FOLLOWING HIM
Stranger: ok, do NOT get seperated!
You: OKAY
You: I WONT
Stranger: let him lead you to the cave
You: stuff WHERE IS HE
You: YO
You: HEMLET
Stranger: DAMNIT MAN, DIDN'T I TELL YOU TO STAY WITH HIM
You: WHERE ARE YOU?!
You: AGH DUDE IM FREAKIN OUT
You: THE GNOMES ARE BEHIND ME
You: WHAT DO I DO
Stranger: where are you? what do you see around you??
You: I SEE THESE TREES
You: AND A FLOWER
Stranger: flower!
Stranger: what kind of flower?
You: ITS A ROSE
You: WTF
You: ITS SPARKLING?!
You: AND GLOWING
Stranger: OMG
You: HOLY JESUS
Stranger: YOU FOUND IT
You: WHAT
You: WHAT DID i FIND?!
Stranger: YOU FOUND THE ROSE OF SACRED TRANQUILITY!!!!
You: WOOOTTT
You: OKAY
You: I PICKED IT UP
You: NOW WHAT
Stranger: tuck it into your tunic so that you don't lose it
You: TUCKING.
Stranger: and bring it into the cave you'll see nearby
You: OKAY ITS IN
Stranger: the rose is said to grow near this cave...
You: UHHHH
You: I DONT SEE IT
You: OH
You: OAKYY
You: RUNNING
You: OKAY IM HERE
You: NOW WHAT
You: HURRY DUDE
You: THERE COMING
Stranger: who's coming??
You: THE loving GNOMES
Stranger: you flew away from them!!
Stranger: gnomes cant fly that fast!
You: THEY FOLLOWED!
Stranger: UGH
You: AGHHHH
You: GROW PLANT GROW
Stranger: ok run in the cave!!
You: I DID
You: OKAY
You: ITS BIG NOW
You: HOLY CRAP ITS BIGGER THAN ME
Stranger: follow it to the end and you'll find the hatchlings!
Stranger: the cave, that ia
Stranger: *is
You: OKAY
You: RUNNING
You: AH THEY SEE ME
Stranger: bring the hatchlings to the rose and climb it!
You: OKAY
You: I GOT THEM
Stranger: they will trust you, you have the rose's sparkle on you
You: CLIMBING
Stranger: climb up the rose!
You: SHAT THE GNOMES ARE CUTTING DOWN THE ROSE
Stranger: get to the top and summon the almighty mother of the brood!
Stranger: the hatchlings will protect you!!
You: OKAYY !
You: IM HERE
You: I SUMMONED IT!
You: WTF
You: IM IN A FRIGGEN DRUG STORE
Stranger: congratulations. you have completed your mission. this message will self destruct in 3...2...1...
You: stuff
You: BOOM

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: m27
Stranger: m/f
You: JOHN LENNON DIED :<<<<<<
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


I like when someone is trying to troll you and you just keep saying "K," 95% of the time they just leave after you say K, or 4% of the time they leave the 2nd time you do it, 1% of the time you have a K spamming battle.

Lol
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: from?
You: Russia
You: And you?
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Make me a sandwich
You: With cheese
Stranger: ok
You: And send it to the sun
Stranger: r u a guy
You: No, I'm a caterpillar
Stranger: forget u

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Go to hell
Stranger: ok
You: Bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected
« Last Edit: February 28, 2010, 04:29:44 PM by Dodger »