Sorry for the bump, but this has good potential
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: THE PENGUINS WILL STOP AT NOTHING TO KILL US ALL! >:O
You: RUN!!!!
You: NOW!!!
Stranger: xD
You: HURRY!!!
You: NOW!!!
Stranger: I am a penguin. o.O
You: D:
Stranger: Dun dun duh duuuun.
Stranger: xD
You: Please don't hurt me D:
Stranger: hahah.
Stranger: don't worry... it shall only hurt a little. ;D
You: :c
Stranger: muhahahaha. *pecks you*
You: AHHHHHHHH!!!!
You: <Shrieks of terror>
You: D:
Stranger: hahahah. xD you can't spell slaughter withought laughter.
You: <more screaming>
You: <Nothing remains except a piece of paper...>
Stranger: i just saw this really funny McDonald's commercial.
You: Really?
You: What happened in it?
Stranger: yeah. xD these too people were like singing to eachother over mcnuggets.
You: Oh, I think I saw that
You: It was funny :P
Stranger: Hahah. xD yes, it was.
Stranger: i am watching America's best dance crew. :D
You: I'm watching YOU <:O
Stranger: xD no waaay! i am fully dressed. o.O
You: Do not worry, I am Blind! :D
Stranger: yay! wait.. xD
Stranger: hahaha.
You: I am typing this conversation through the body of my cat
Stranger: Your cat has the skills of many.
You: Meow Meow Meow
Stranger: xD when i grow up i want to be a kitty that's pretty.
You: I want to be a tree
You: TREE! POWERS!
Stranger: what if you were cut down.. and made into toilet paper?
You: My Tree powers would prevent my destruction
You: And the leprechauns inside me would save me :D
Stranger: oh yay. :D leprechauns.
You: Go to know that you trust them
Stranger: xD yeaaaaah..
You: I am a blind leprechaun holder that eats kitty litter
Stranger: poop. xD
You: I also preach to cats
You: in the amish country
Stranger: Really? that's so angelic of you.
You: I know, the voices inside my head told me to do it :D
Stranger: really? do they have a birtish accent?
You: Yes, and they are pirates
You: One is named Bertha and the other is Chauncy
Stranger: Nice.(: mine are australian. they are gay lovers that like to surf and eat gators.
You: :c I envy your voices
Stranger: Boris and Laurence.
Stranger: xD
Stranger: haha.
You: Bertha works as a whale hunter while Chauncy works at his job as a Garbage Picker-uper
You: They eat their own spit
Stranger: My best friend is a beluga whale. o.O
You: Don't worry, she only hunts the blue whales that aren't blue
Stranger: Oh gotcha. Albinos. xD
You: And the Blue-red whales...They cause terror to all of whale kind
You: Has your friend mentioned them?
Stranger: She can't speak their names. It's like that Harry Potter-Voldemort relationship.
You: :O
You: The goverment has told me their names, but they will feed me to them if I tell you.. D:
You: I don't like the goverment...
Stranger: the government are all evil beings that come form the Underworls. o.O
You: Its true..
You: My best friend (Who is a obese rock) told me that they came from the Underworlds
You: He also told me that doctors plant grass inside your head
Stranger: o.O Oh no! my step dad is a doctor.
You: *Gasp* Beware the one who plants the green growing plant...
Stranger: O_O oh noes! i am going to dieee.
You: Do not worry, the grass can be stopped by kissing a french goose under a full sun on a leap year
Stranger: Yay. :D
You: But, the grass may develope a taste for cookies and it come out of your belly button and eat them all!!!!
You: Don't let it happen!
Stranger: Could I create a cookie diversion, while i rip them from my insides?
You: Yes, by drinking chocolate milk mixed with Tums
You: It wil satisive their cravings, but they eat the voices in your head D:
Stranger: xD that'sokay. Boris and Laurence know it's their time.
You: I will remember them so..
You: The Grass however may not be interested in them due to their gay relationship
Stranger: Oh well.
Stranger: xD
You: Their is a 38% chances they won't eat them
Stranger: i shall risk it.(:
You: Only a true wizard can vanquise the grass for good
Stranger: Really?
You: Yes, I am sadly a Squib that cannot be helped
Stranger: I know of wizard.. :D
You: Go now! Find him/her!
Stranger: I shall! thank you so much for your guidance!
You: If you need help, ask my BF (the fat rock) for directions
You: No problem, now hurry before the invisible ninjas get you!
Stranger: Au voir!
You: Um...THE FLOOR IS LAVA!
You: Take it as my last advice
You: when you find him/her
You: Good-bye....
You: <fades away>
Stranger: I shall forever have your words in my heart!
