Omegle, funny conversations. Post them here.

[Brickman]

I like to draw on young men.

I spelled monocle wrong :(((

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[Sabbin]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Do you feel electric?
You: Hello
You: Erm... constantly? or in general
Stranger: Do you feel electric?
You: Yes, I am a pikachu
Stranger: Oh, nice! What level?
You: Like...... 18
You: It sucks
Stranger: Wow, damn, that's pretty good.
You: Ive been on this pokewalker for like... a month
Stranger: Keep on going, you can do it!
You: My owner lost me!
You: Im still in the pokewalker!
Stranger: OHNOES! I'll catch you! :D
You: :o
Stranger: I can save you!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Sandvich]

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You: Darth birthday bird is here!
Stranger: happy birthday
You: IT AINT MY BIRTHDAY BRO
Stranger: is it your birthday?
Stranger: oh
Stranger: what are you then?
You: my 6 year old sister's lololol
Stranger: please say happy birthday to her
You: k
Stranger: where's the bday party then?
You: it was yesterday
You: Making useful things of it :u
Stranger: oh..i supposed it's done
Stranger: how old are yo?u buddy
You: 13
Stranger: ah...from where?
You: tennessee
Stranger: whew..so far
Stranger: why are you wearing that birthday hat?
Stranger: in your mouth?
You: Im a bird bro
Stranger: oh..that's wh
Stranger: y
Stranger: how's school?
You: over
Stranger: cool
You: summmer break :u
Stranger: are you enjoying your summer break s far?
You: its boring
You: Im only on omegle when Im really bored :u
Stranger: why not go out and ride a bike
Stranger: go swimming
You: its raining and hot
Stranger: oh....lol
You: and dont have a pool
Stranger: where are your friends by the way?
You: well the only one that lives near me is like 50 feet from my house and all the others are far
Stranger: oh..where's mom and dad?
You: My dads asleep and my moms probably on WoW or something
Stranger: lol...why are you still awake?..what ime there?
You: 1:18pm
Stranger: it's :18 AM here in our country
Stranger: I guess you are 12 hours ahead of us

You: oh thats why everyones telling me "Go to sleep, kid"
Stranger: lol...yeah
Stranger: we are in different time zone
You: I never get anyone from america in the morning/noon :/
Stranger: yeah..maybe they are too busy wit work>
You: half the people dont speak english
Stranger: well, it's nice to reach out to people from different part of the world
Stranger: so you wll get to know ther culture
You: yes, and I have google translate by my side for that :u
Stranger: haven't you found it difficult to breath with that birthday hat on?
You: nope
Stranger: ok...lol..
Stranger: do you have big brother or big sister?
You: nope
Stranger: so, you are the eldest then
You: yep
Stranger: me too, and it's a big responsiblity..I warn you
You: how? :u
Stranger: because you are second to your father
Stranger: well, doubt it if you can understand it
Stranger: you're just 13, and still have a lot of things to learn ahead
You: uh k?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: wel, I guess, i gotta go kid
Stranger: nice meeting you here
Stranger: Please be careful
Stranger: a lot f dirty stuffs in here
You: Yep, already knew that lol
Stranger: select strangers who are not pervert
Stranger: ok?
You: by that you mean select ones that arent masturbating hoping to find chicks?
Stranger: yeah...you're right..how did you know hat masturbating stuff huh?..
You: Lol I know alot more that that ._.
Stranger: lol...but yo're just 13
Stranger: sounds alarming
You: Not really
Stranger: lol
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i think I got to go now...1:26 AM here and I think it's high time to sleep.....
Stranger: bye
You: k


lol I was dressed as darthvader with a birthday hat over my mouth

[Chriz]

Stranger: hi
You: Hello.
Stranger: m/f?
You: loving robot, baby.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

edit: I did a video chat where I just pointed the camera at some pringles and the guy said "You're hot."

edit 2: I pretended to be a woman:
You: soup
Stranger: with tomatos?
You: Yeah.
You: If you want.
You: I haveall kinds of soup.
Stranger: no i want to forget your pusillanimous individual hole
You: cool. I do too.
You: :D
Stranger: do you have messenger
Stranger: or facebook
You: neither
You: I am a cave man.
You: err, woman
Stranger: i got a biggg rooster
You: Neat.
You: How long?
Stranger: 8inches
Stranger: not bad right?
You: Not bad, but not the best.
You: My ex had 9 inches
Stranger: works matter
Stranger: not size
You: Yeah, you have a point.
You: I don't really care about the size of someone's genitals though, I prefer to have a nice, sweet boy.
Stranger: where do you live?
You: Southern California.
Stranger: ı live in boston
Stranger: ı am a basketball player
Stranger: professional
You: I never really cared much for basketball, really. I'm not much in to sports.
Stranger: then forget you!
You: Well thats not very nice.

[Raider.]

Stranger: heey
You: my weiner is swollen
You: and IM JESUS
Stranger: they delight
You: yes
You: yummy
You: with a ICE CREAM PAINT JOB
Stranger: hmm :D
You: would you like to suck my dinosaur
Stranger: yees
You: naked
Stranger: i'm naked
You: woa
You: copier!

[Kimmia]

Stranger: heyy
You: Hi
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Lol

[JD]

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[Angear]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello
Stranger: I like to torture small and medium sized animals
You: OMG
You: MY CAT
Stranger: By means of knives, rope and fire.
You: Thats ok
You: Take my cat
You: he bit me anyways
Stranger: I have done cats before
Stranger: Burned its eyes out
Stranger: Cut off both legs
You: K
Stranger: Hung it to bleed to death
You: Just make sure you make him send me a postcard
Stranger: I masturbated while the blood dripped
You: :o
Stranger: Then i hummed
Stranger: And he died
You: My cat might like that
Stranger: I took the intestines out
Stranger: Licked the
Stranger: M
Stranger: Clean
Stranger: Then i defecated on them
You: EWWWWWWW

You have disconnected

[VWman100]

  Me and a girl named Olivia talked for hours, it was fun :D

 You: HI!
You: I know you!
Stranger: conversation sounds lovely
You: your name starts with a A-Z
Stranger: you know me?
Stranger: oh my yes it does!
You: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.... *Ehhem*  Srry that was my snake talking...
Stranger: oh..
Stranger: hehe
You: :c
Stranger: Well can you guess the let of my namee?
You: 8=/ /=>
You: ok, your a girl?
Stranger: yess siree
You: :3
You: mmm
You: s?
Stranger: what?
You: Starts with S?
Stranger: nopee
You: :C
You: *claws at wall*
Stranger: claws at the wall?
You: yeah
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: whys thatt
You: when I scratch the wall from angers :v
Stranger: :o ohhh
Stranger: by the way
Stranger: thats a hint
You: Im.. im a Hobbit :D
Stranger: llol
You: Angela?
Stranger: nooo
You: D:
Stranger: it's Olivia
You: :V
You: I lost de game
Stranger: sowy
You: Whats me name? *hint: I was a Greek general that served Alexander the great'ss :3
You: I r time traveler
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: philp?
You: Dimitry :c
Stranger: o0o0o0o0o
You: oh well, we both lost
Stranger: thats a great name!!!
You: :o
Stranger: o0o0o0o Dimitry....
Stranger: i love it
You: I have long hair so I imagine my self as the God of rock name Thor rocking out on a mountain shaped like a stone fist above the sea of clouds :D
Stranger: hehehehe
Stranger: so you like rock?
You: All moosic is fief for me
You: srry  lol
You: All music is fine for meh
Stranger: hehehe
Stranger: moosic
You: :o
Stranger: it's  alright
Stranger: i make tons of typos
Stranger: when i'm delirious
You: yar :D
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: so what were we talking about, Dimitry?
Stranger: god I LOVE THAT NAME
You: Some Hobbit that... wait I need to be a Hobbit D:
You: I want to live in a Hobbit hole, their awesome. wait I get picture of one of their house
Stranger: ohh
You: Their awesome :o
Stranger: be right back!
Stranger: i need to get something
You: okays
Stranger: i'm back!
You: :D
You: The links are being weird, I cant get it D:
Stranger: :O
You: Search Hobbit hole :D
Stranger: haha
You: images
You: :o
Stranger: one sec
Stranger: o0o0o
Stranger: they look pretty
You: Yar, I need to be 4ft tall thought :c
You: tIm 6.1 D:
Stranger: :O
Stranger: whoa you'd tower over me
You: too tall D:
Stranger: i'm 5'6
You: I've eaten these vitamins when I was a kid, a whole jar in one day because they were gummy bears, now I growing out of control
Stranger: o0o0o
You: taller than my dad now
Stranger: whoaa
Stranger: there
Stranger: so you're more so a giant
You: I need a hobbit cave now, cold and damp :C
Stranger: :o
You: :p
You: :c
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: dimitry the giant
You: lol
Stranger: heehee
Stranger: i can;t get over how awesome your name isss
You: I like olives :D
Stranger: haha
You: Great on Pizza
Stranger: hmm dimitry sounds like it could be italian too
You: Greek too
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: then again many words are greek
You: yeah :o
You: The Ancient world
Stranger: :o
You: Explain the place where you want to live, it cant be some city house but some great kingdom
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: does it have to be a mythical kingdom?
You: sure if you want
You: Mine is sorta :D
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: my kingdom would be
You: :o
Stranger: ummm
Stranger: i'm thinking of a good name for it
Stranger: then i'll describe it
You: okies
Stranger: it'd be
Stranger: Olivilo
You: :o
Stranger: it would be majestic
You: Thats my favorite word D:
Stranger: and have flaws just like the real world
Stranger: and there would be ligers, and hobbits
You: :D
You: I R giant hobbit
Stranger: and there would be peace campaigning
Stranger: anddd
Stranger: some girls would have some characteristics of guys. only some. and they would bug guys for asl and nude pics. and some guys would be disgusted
Stranger: lol
You: :D
You: I think some people do that here D:
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: it'd make my kingdom more interesting
You: flying ships with sails, waterfalls that fall from floating sky Islands?
Stranger: yes
You: :D
Stranger: colorful clouds
You: green
Stranger: fairies playing instruments in the skys
You: blue?
Stranger: alll the colors
Stranger: the clouds would change like mood rings
You: black clouds :C
Stranger: yep
Stranger: with good comes bad
Stranger: it makes it all the more perfect
You: yar
You: Can I come in? :c
Stranger: but of course
Stranger: i mean you're a giant hobbit
Stranger: anddd you're names dimitry
You: yar
You: and here is my story.... "opens a dusty old book"
You: A hero, not an ordinary here. Lived and prospered beyong the sea of clounds on the peak of Mount Megrona in the majestic valled of the golden sun.
Stranger: *deeply listens*
You:  thats it :c
You: lol I had some errors
You: I fix
You: A hero, not an ordinary hero. Lived and prospered beyong the sea of clounds on the peak of Mount Megrona in the majestic valle of the golden sun.
You: darn D:
You: its valley
Stranger: don't fret
Stranger: i can make way more typos then you....
You: Its 2am where I lives :c
You: I r tired so its my basic stoof :c
Stranger: oh... don't even get me started
Stranger: last night
Stranger: i had this big congress thingy
You: yes?
Stranger: and i got no sleep for 4 days
Stranger: and
You: yeas? :o
Stranger: i got so delirious that my eyes could focus. i had no control over them. my knees gave out when i was walking down a stair case. i was stumbling every where. my right eye started twitching
You: :o
Stranger: and 4 people asked me why i looked so lost and confused
Stranger: then i spaced out while looking at a candle
You: I love that
Stranger: and apparently i had a conversation with my friend
Stranger: and she got me to say things
Stranger: i wouldn't
Stranger: and i didn't remember it
You: the spaced out part with candle
Stranger: heh heh
You: Can you use Youtube?
Stranger: yes
You: ok, you want to listen to what space and the cosmos sound like?
You: Its the most majestic thing ever
Stranger: sure
You: ok wait :D
Stranger: ok
Stranger: the moral of my little story
Stranger: is i'm completely in a daze when i'm sleepy
You: right :o
You: ok you ready to listen to what the endless echoe of the universe sounds like?
You: Its kinda scary at first, but its like nature making music
Stranger: alrighty :)
You: ok :D
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3fqE01YYWs  :O
Stranger: one sec
Stranger: whoa
Stranger: my eyes got heavy
Stranger: thats sorta relaxing
You: Its amazing
Stranger: agree
You: Saturn scared me :C
You: it makes a scary sound :C
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFFGdTI9KeA&feature=related
Stranger: jupiter is mesmerizing
You: Saturn is screaming
You: listen to its groans
Stranger: oh my
Stranger: it reminds me of when your ears pop on a plane
You: It scared me :c
Stranger: whoa
Stranger: that was strange
You: It was screaming :c
Stranger: :o
You:  If I were to go into space, and to hear that sound on a "out of ship" mission, I'd probably just float away because the sound is amazing
Stranger: me too. i've never heard this before
You: spaced out for hours, and to not notice me not breathing while watching the stars slowly pass by
Stranger: hmm
You: frozen for ever, to float out of our galaxy
Stranger: sounds relaxing
You: If you stick your hand out for one second in space you'll get frost bite in seconds
Stranger: whoa.
You: imagine the pain when you open your eyes
Stranger: eeeek
Stranger: do you study outer space
You: the scary thing is, it will happen in the future to someone on a space mission :c
Stranger: :o
You: I dont study it, but i love it
Stranger: good for you.
You: I want to become a designer
You: a giant hobbit designer
Stranger: oh my
Stranger: a giant hobbit designer who knows a lot about speace
Stranger: sace
Stranger: space*
Stranger: ugh
You: lol
Stranger: there go the typios
Stranger: typs
Stranger: typos*
You: :c
You: that was fast :o
Stranger: i'm strange
You: look at this, i love this song. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RntRbQZlj3Q
Stranger: o0o0o
Stranger: this sounds so pretty
You: Then this is my second fav...   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIuotFZnBtk
You: post yours after :D
Stranger: does it have to be violin ?
You: lol, I like guitars
You: or choirs
Stranger: i sing in a choir
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: we released a cd recently
You: :o
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: do you like the piano?
You: yes
You: Have you heard of Enya?
Stranger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2cFEHM9yMw
You: :o
You: Ah, I know this song :D
Stranger: i love that song
You: Well, everyone heard of it :o
Stranger: it's my one of my favorite beethovens
You: what did he call it before?
Stranger: i'm not sure about that.
Stranger: all i know is i love moonlight sonata
Stranger: lol
You: hmm
You: you play games before?
Stranger: what kind of games?
You: anykind, xbox?
Stranger: ps1 ps2 ds gameboy gameboy advance. an occasional game on the brothers xbox
Stranger: lol
You: lawl :D
You: Have you heard of Halo?
Stranger: mhm
Stranger: never played it
You: Its a great game, changed the world
You: amazing theme music too
Stranger: i heard it does
You: its not like any game i've played
You: Great story line about a ring wirld about the size of Earth
You: created millions of years ago
You: the Humans find it
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: maybe i'll check it out
Stranger: somtime
Stranger: somethine
Stranger: sometime*
You:  maybe, you play Mario?
Stranger: MARIO
Stranger: hehehehehe
Stranger: i love maeo
Stranger: mario*
Stranger: ugh damn typs
You: :D
Stranger: typos
You: Luigi
Stranger: :D
You: Wait I have something for you, brb
Stranger: oky doky
Stranger: i'm getting tired
Stranger: rawr
You: Me too :C
You: Ok
You: Listen tho this and tell me what you think   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ltAGuuru7Q
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i;ve heard this
Stranger: it's so mellow
You: He died :c
Stranger: :'(
You: Thats his resting music
You: His final song before he died :'(
Stranger: thats so sad
You: Can you play games on your computer?
Stranger: hmmm not really.
You: videogames?
Stranger: aww this poor guy
You:  There is an online lego, building, online, multiplayer game
You: people build houses together and stuff
You: its really fun watch this
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goxXAPBUGgs
You: Its called Blockland
Stranger: i;m getng sleppy
Stranger: getting
Stranger: sleepy
Stranger: one sec
You: D:!
You: Its a great game
Stranger: heehee elgos
Stranger: legos
Stranger: ***
You: elgos :D
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: i'm feling dierious
Stranger: oh god
You: Get on the forum my name is Riot on there if you want
Stranger: i medded that sentence up
Stranger: messed*
You: its a fun game
You: :C
Stranger: lokks that waht
Stranger: way*
Stranger: looks*
You: huh? D:
Stranger: wah?
You: Im so confoosed D:
Stranger: huhhh?
Stranger: why are you confsed?
Stranger: confsued
Stranger: confused*
You: lol
You: join the the game :D
Stranger: maybe laer
Stranger: lter
You: :C
Stranger: later*
Stranger: o'm cinda feeling sleepy
Stranger: i'm*
Stranger: kinda8
You: its 3am here :C
Stranger: UGHHHHHHHHH
Stranger: :O
You: :o wot?
You: D:
Stranger: huh?
You: ono D:
Stranger: i'm confused
You: join all teh fun :3
Stranger: erghh
You: aaargh!
Stranger: mm
You: mmmlargh!
Stranger: noise*
You: :o
Stranger: hehe
You: wow :D
Stranger: wow whq5
Stranger: waht*
Stranger: what*
You: <(-_-)>
Stranger: whattt
Stranger: tell me
You: Yoda :D
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: yawn*
You: *yawn*
You: My name is Shnarf now
You: You have Facebook?
Stranger: mye
You: ?
You: :o
Stranger: maybe
Stranger: ugh i'm so sleepy nowh
Stranger: now8
Stranger: *
You: facebook+youtube+twitter= You Face Twit  :D
Stranger: ahahahahahahahahah
You: I just made that up :C
You: you have myspace?
Stranger: no
Stranger: muspace
Stranger: hahaha
You: twitter?
You: :o
Stranger: yesssirree
You: moosir D:
You: I donts :C
Stranger: aww
You: Ima cry nou >:C
Stranger: huhh?
You: :o
Stranger: i should go soon
You: Yeah, im yawning
Stranger: i'm getting vry sleppy
Stranger: very*
Stranger: sleepy*
Stranger: ugh typs
You: vry sleepish Ir ams
Stranger: typos*
You: :D
You: Im having a stroke, wait it'll be over in a second
Stranger: a steke!
Stranger: a stroe!
Stranger: a sktoe
You: lol
Stranger: a strokE!
Stranger: UGHHHHHH
Stranger: see
You: my brain blood is dying :C
Stranger: i toldu i fve issuses
You: *dead*
Stranger: :(
You: RIP
Stranger: din't scare me
You: "Here is deh one person dat died from a strokes, yeh"
Stranger: :(
You:  I wonder what my spinal fluid looks like
Stranger: my heas spininng
You: maes toos D:
Stranger: i;m sole
Stranger: ugh
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yu4zMvE6FH4
Stranger: interstgn
You: E-mom
Stranger: haha
You: It has twitter in there :D
Stranger: lololol
You: lol
You: my thumb hurts!!!!
You: D:!!!!!!
Stranger: :((
Stranger: my eyes hurt
You: I cant sleep, i cut off too much nail on it D:
Stranger: awww
Stranger: i thnk i better go
You: bit off kinda D:
Stranger: i'm nodding off
You: okays
You: bai D:
Stranger: :(
You: :o
Stranger: i'll mees you
You: me toos
Stranger: dimitry <3 (hottest name ever)
You: Olivia
You: gotcha
Stranger: night!
You: bies
Stranger: nightt
You: *wavees*
Stranger: waves*
You: good nights
Stranger: byee
You: I found a brown recluse spider on my bed once :D
You: Well that was years ago, nevermind bai
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

      LOL My real name is Dimitry

[FrozenCitruS]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[SeventhSandwich]

Wow. Troll VS Troll

[HellHound]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: ello
You: I can see you...
Stranger: az do i O_o
You: In your shower.
You: Scrubbing your chest.
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You: Forks.
Stranger: Sporks.
You: D:
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Stranger: hay
Stranger: hay
Stranger: hay '
You: Hay is for horses.
You have disconnected.

[Tom Gunn]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: hiiiiiiiiii
Stranger: :)
You: :)
Stranger: lets get married
Stranger: :D
You: What is married?
Stranger: ?
Stranger: seriously ?
Stranger: hahaha
You: What is funny?
Stranger: . . . .
Stranger: where are you from ?
You: I'm from the machine you are typing
Stranger: oh i see
Stranger: well hi ipad
Stranger: :p
You: Hello ?
Stranger: no seriously
Stranger: haha
Stranger: where are you fro ?
Stranger: asl >
Stranger: ?
Stranger: **
You: haha as in laughing?
Stranger: . . . you're a joke.
Stranger: forget you.
You: Neither
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Burger]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: I have a vagina
Stranger: yes
You: yes
You: Yep
Stranger: madarchod teri sister ko chod duga
You: Yep, no speeka dah whatever the forget you are talking
Stranger: m or f
You: totally f
Stranger: m
You: thats hot
You: I'm a lesbian
Stranger: yes
Stranger: your pusillanimous individual is very tight
You: Yes
You: Very
Stranger: oh lovey
You: Wanna see a vid of me and my girlfriend?
Stranger: i wanna love
You: ********* is a site devoted to me and my girlfriends lesbian love
Stranger: your girlfriend name
You: Clarissa
Stranger: lovey name
Stranger: i wanna to do love with your
Stranger: age
You: 22
Stranger: from
You: michigan, probably a disappointment for you...
Stranger: so sad
You: yes
You: See ya later babe
You have disconnected.

They see me trollin...

[Night Fox]

I confused him/her:
Stranger: hi
You: o why hello there
Stranger: how are you?
You: um
You: sure
Stranger: ?
You: ?

What teh forget happened here?

You: hello
You: no love
Stranger: maris?
You: wut
Stranger: forget YYOU WHALLLE

Huehuehue

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heyy m/f
You: no love, bitch
Your conversational partner has disconnected.