You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I am a time construct. Will you help me re centre my axis?
You: Ok
You: What are your current axis?
Stranger: axis y = 134.2
axis x = 122.5
axis z = 12.1
You: Hmm
You: Wait a minute, I forgot what a time construct is
You: Well, this is embrarrasing
Stranger: I am formed by particles emanating from Gene Simmons family estate.
You: Hmm
Stranger: Partially held together by wrapping paper from Walmart.
You: Ok
Stranger: Do you have the time for some complex physics calculations?
You: Maybe
You: I'll give it a go
Stranger: Okay, all axis need to be centred around the point:
X = 124
Y = 128
Z = 21.5
All axis need to moved to these points using the second law of thermodynamics.
Stranger: I need to know the variables between the current locations, and the centralized locations in which I am attempting to reach.
Stranger: Please hurry, as my Z axis is falling dangerously out of sync. I could lose all spacial stability very soon, which could be catastrophic for the entire planet.
You: Hmm
You: Ok, well
You: I'll consult my workings of 'Complex Physics and Shizz Like That'
You: Once I find out how to get out of this room
Stranger: Okay, I do have equations that could help.
You: Ok
Stranger: Here:
http://library.thinkquest.org/C007571/images/formulas/luminosity6.gifYou: Aha
You: This terminal seems to be having troube with cropping the image to the size of the monitor
You: *trouble
Stranger: ...Oh.... NO... I HAVE FALLEN OUT OF SYNC. MY Z AXIS HAS COLLAPSED UNDER GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURES... NNNGNGNGGNNGGNNNG...
Stranger: O o
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You: Oh, Hi shoop
You: It has been some time.
Stranger: Hmmmm... I actually feel much better..
Stranger: I may have simply needed to mon mon mon.
You: Know I know why you locked me here
You: Or whoever did
Stranger: It was not I, not having opposable thumbs.
You: Oh
You: Then....
You: Oh.
You: Oh no.
You: It can't be...
Stranger: No. Please not.
You: hELLO, sHOOP
You: iT IS i
Stranger: We meet again.
Stranger: Before we begin our battle again I must ask you 1 question:
How many lights are there?
You: 53?
Stranger: So unfortunate. So many tests passed, but the final question failed.
You: oH,
Stranger: You have been a worthy adversary. Our exchange will echo to the depths of the interwebs.
You: i SHALL MAKE SURE TO POST THIS ON A FORUM OF SOME SORT
Stranger: As will I.
You: wELL,
You: i DON'T REALLY HAVE MUHC ELSE TO DO NOW
Stranger: Unfortunate is the end of our meeting. Maybe someday, the mighty internet will bring us together once more.
You: Fair do's.
You: Oh, hai
You: I found the capslock button
You: Well, I'm sure out paths will cross at least once more
You: Till then, Shoop
Stranger: Good day to you.
Stranger: Okay, screw this, are you on a random forum I would know?
You: Hmm#
You: Blockland, maybe?
Stranger: hmmm... I do not know Blockland...
You: Oh,
You: What random forum DO you know?
Stranger: ummm...
Stranger: Do you know the HFboards?
You: Nope
You: Well, it looks like we are from forums unknow to each other
You: *unknown
Stranger: From places too far apart.
You: Hmm
You: From another internet?
You: That's silly
Stranger: From another time.
You: Ok
You: What year is it over there?
Stranger: 3.14
You: Eh what
You: Year of the pies?
You: That's that year that was there but never recorded
Stranger: Yes. We now count the year through use of interesting or funny numbers, instead of sequentially. Next year is 80085.
You: Aha
You: It's just plain old 2010 over here :/
Stranger: Lame.
You: I know
You: We've run out of imagination, as it seems
You: Everything is boring in this part of time
Stranger: Unfortunate.
You: I'm not sure if your part of time is before or after mine, or from a different timeline
Stranger: The possibilities are endless.
Stranger: I must leave you. As my Z axis must receive nourishment.
You: Ok, then
You: Perhaps the signals of the internet will cross it's usual place in time and wind us up on the same line again
You: You never knowe
You: *know
Stranger: I am hopeful.
Stranger: I will leave you with this:
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You: lolwut
You: Ok, then
You: Till next time, br0
Stranger: Exodus and emporus my man.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Best Omegle convo I've had. Ever.
