Omegle, funny conversations. Post them here.

[otto-san]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: DO NOT SAY ASL
Stranger: hey
You: Hi
Stranger: m or f?
You: cow.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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[WingZero]

You: IF YOU SAY ASL I WILL RIP YOUR GOD DAMN loving VOCAL CORDS OUT
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Thanks Dropshock.

[dogmeap]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I have a pet balloon named lamarr!
Stranger: Epic
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[dogmeap]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: f/18/korea
You: ill tell you what the last conversation i had on omegle
You: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I have a pet balloon named lamarr!
Stranger: Epic
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[dogmeap]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: f?
You: AAAAAAAHHHH THE DEEP ONES GOT ME
You: HELP ME
Stranger: f?
You: THEY ARE BREAKING OPEN MY DOOR HELP ME!
Stranger: forget
You: HELP ME
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Menen]

You:  Say ASL and I kill you
Stranger: 26 m indonesia..
You: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
You have disconnected.

I missed out on a 26 year old Indonesia male :C.

He was probably ugly

[dogmeap]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: THE DEEP ONES GOT ME
Stranger: why hello stranger
Stranger: WHAT NO
You: HELP ME
Stranger: WHATS YOUR ASL IM ON MY WAY
You: AAAAHHH THEY BROKE OPEN MY DOOR
You: I AM MALE
Stranger: OMG NO NO DONT PANIC
You: I AM 20 AND I LIVE IN AMERICA
You: HELP
Stranger: OMG IM SORRY IM FEMALE AND 17 IN CANADA
Stranger: HOW WILL THIS WORK
Stranger: I DONT THINK I CAN GET THERE FAST ENOUGH
You: OH NO THEY SET ME ON FIRE HELP
Stranger: COME TO CANADA QUICKLY ESCAPE
Stranger: I WILL HIDE YOU IN MY CLOSET
You: AAAAAHHHHHHH I CANT
Stranger: COME COME
Stranger: QUICKLY
Stranger: COME HITHER
You: to bad they killed me and I am a ghost
You: now
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[otto-san]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: lady gaga!
You: Don't sat ask
Stranger: :D
You: asl
You: Oh
You: I see
Stranger: i'm lady gaga.
Stranger: lol.
You: I personally don't like lady gaga.
You: And no you are not.
Stranger: OMG
Stranger: forget YOU.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey.
Stranger: ehy
Stranger: asl
You: Don't say
You: um
You: im a 16 year old girl from nyc
You: u?
Stranger: lol what?
You: lol yes
Stranger: im a 16 guy from california
You: cool bro
Stranger: yea
Stranger: cell phone?
You: um
You: 666-1337
Stranger: really?
You: i think
You: no
You: lol
Stranger: aha well if yu give me yur number we could text and get to know eachother
You: I'm a boy lolololololol.
You have disconnected.

[otto-san]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi,how r u? 28/ female here, guy or gal?
You: THEY GOT ME
You: THEY KNOW YOUR IP
Stranger: I dont mind if your male or female. I am on my cellphone for the next 12 minutes, If you wanna have phone love, just message me on my profile at Parent Meet Up - (you can join Free through this Link - www.parenthookup.info - I am slightly drunk at the moment, but I have a lovey voice and can please you....
You: THEY'RE COMING FOR YOU NOW
You: Oh.
Stranger: By the way, do not forget to upload a pic on your profile, ortherwise whats the point? You see me...I must see you....
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Menen]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi!
You: Say ASL and I kill your family
You: >:|
Stranger: why do pplz get mad when u say that>??
You: Its annoying
Stranger: ?
You: you dont ask for love over the internet
You: More imporantly
Stranger: but but...
You: you dont ask for love from strangers
You: that you dont know
You: >:|
You: COMMON SENSE
You: HALF OFF
You: ORIGINALY $19.99
Stranger: im soo confused =[
Stranger: how do u know if your talking to a girl or a boy?
You: You dont
You: ;)
You have disconnected.

[dogmeap]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: DONT SAY ASL OR I WILL RIP OUT YOUR INTESTINES AND SKIP ROPE THIS THEM
Stranger: hahaha... thanx
Stranger: but ur name
You: YOU HATE ME is my name
Stranger: i forget u is my name
You: YOU HATE ME
You have disconnected.

[Menen]

You:  OH GOD HELP
You: THEY ARE COMMING FOR ME
You: HIDE ME
Stranger: sure
You: I DONT HAVE TIME TO EXPLAIN
You: ok
You: they are gone
You: I was being chased by the Chinese Government
Stranger: ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok.
You: ok ok ok
You: ok ok okokokokokokool kids klubo
You: KO
You: OSHT THEY ARE COMMING BACK
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: cyber?
You: There is a bomb
You: run
You: run for your life
You: its in your pants
Stranger: ?
You: It will explode in 10 minutes
You: Because you asked for cyber
You: btw
Stranger: its not a bomb
You: i am robot
You have disconnected.

[dogmeap]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Allow me to pleasure your lovey pieces
You: I am in a mafia meah
You: meah
You: meah I kill you meah
You: Now i am canadian eh
Stranger: shut the forget up monday
Stranger: Go back to the congo
You: talk to me eh
You: talk to me nice meah I am a mafia person now meah
You: meah meah meah
You: bye meah
You have disconnected.

[Menen]

Menen uses flee.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Say asl and I kill you
Stranger: I don't ask that
You: mkay
Stranger: what's on your mind, Stranger?
You: The Economy of our nation
Stranger: that's pretty much always on my mind
You: With obama in the office we are all doomed.
You: OSHET
You: THE FEDS
You: I SPOKE OUT AGAINST THE GOVERNMENT
You: THEY AE COMMING
You: I GOTTA HIDE
You have disconnected.

[dogmeap]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi, 22 male here
You: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AA!
Stranger: master bruce lee.......
You: I IS 55 YERS COLD I IS LIV IN AMARICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Your conversational partner has disconnected.