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[kanew2000]

i'm now sad.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Heyyyy
You: hey
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[otto-san]

Stranger:  hey, where you from? :)
You: que
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[WingZero]

Stranger: m 16 looking for horny girl to chat with
You: IF YOU SAY ASL I WILL KILL YOU
You: IF YOU SAY ASL I WILL KILL YOU
You: IF YOU SAY ASL I WILL KILL YOU
Stranger: ok
You: IF YOU SAY ASL I WILL KILL YOU
Stranger: r u a girl though
You: IF YOU SAY ASL I WILL KILL YOU

Copy pasta'd if you say asl from that one other post.

[otto-san]

-snip-

Off-topic; Why is your avatar..

but he's...

...

On-topic: i lol'd. What does ASL mean anyhow?

[Orion]

Off-topic; Why is your avatar..

but he's...

...

On-topic: i lol'd. What does ASL mean anyhow?

Age
love
Location

asking for your age, your gender, and where you live.

that or it's American Sign Language.

[Orion]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: asl?
Stranger: 62 male how about your self :)
You: 78 female
You: wanna forget?
Stranger: anytime baby

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
You: i like veggetables
Stranger: hi
Stranger: learn how to spell it then
You: i live in vegettable land where i have a shop
You: im only 6
You: :(
Stranger: sure
Stranger: im 6 also
You: wat do you mean by that?
Stranger: 14?
You: do you want to come buy some choped up broccoli?
Stranger: no thanks
You: or maybe a sack of peas.
Stranger: i have a sack you can touch
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[dogmeap]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: DONT SAY ASL OR I KILL YOU and hi
Stranger: stuff haha
You: male or female
Stranger: female
Stranger: you
You: Male and now I spam you
You: yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
You: yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
You:                             
You: fffffffffffffffffffffffffffff ffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuu
Stranger: wtf
You: ok I am done spamming
Stranger: how old are you
You: I am forget years old
Stranger: your gay
You: no
Stranger: yes
You: no
Stranger: your annoying too
You: I am not gay or annoying
Stranger: you are acting like it
You: no I am not
Stranger: alright whatever
You: forget you You say I am annoying!
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: so what
You: you are an starfish
Stranger: sorry
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[kanew2000]

This was the whole entire conversation:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[kanew2000]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: Nothing is impossible: true or false?
You: What if an impossible shape is but impossible?
You: To where a door is open but is not?
You: The top is open but the bottom is closed?
You: I have no idea
You: so,my answer is N/A
Stranger: answer is false
Stranger: i use to think it was true, but then i figured something out...
You: impossible shape pictures.
Stranger: no
You: Optical illusion books,oh stuff
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Talent74]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: DONT SAY ASL OR I KILL YOU and hi
Stranger: stuff haha
You: male or female
Stranger: female
Stranger: you
You: Male and now I spam you
You: yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
You: yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
You:                             
You: fffffffffffffffffffffffffffff ffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuu
Stranger: wtf
You: ok I am done spamming
Stranger: how old are you
You: I am forget years old
Stranger: your gay
You: no
Stranger: yes
You: no
Stranger: your annoying too
You: I am not gay or annoying
Stranger: you are acting like it
You: no I am not
Stranger: alright whatever
You: forget you You say I am annoying!
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: so what
You: you are an starfish
Stranger: sorry
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

EDIT: Conversation with a roostersucker.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: IF YOU SAY ASL I WILL KILL YOU
Stranger: be my forgetbitch
You: forget YOU
Stranger: forget you
Stranger: beeyotch
You: What time?
Stranger: Ass forget time.
You: IF YOU SAY ASL I WILL KILL YOU
You: IF YOU SAY ASL I WILL KILL YOU
You: IF YOU SAY ASL I WILL KILL YOU
You: IF YOU SAY ASL I WILL KILL YOU
You: IF YOU SAY ASL I WILL KILL YOU
Stranger: ASL
Stranger: BITECH
You: forget
You: You have chosen "American Sign Language".
Stranger: Lame.
You: Please await further instruction on how you can be a prostitute.
You: 1) Live in a dark alley.
You: 2) Wear gay ass clothing.
Stranger: ur gey
You: 3) Be the dumb mother forgeter you are.
Stranger: now bend over
You: Go away, you manwhore
Stranger: You need cum.
You: I'm not a forgetbuddy, dumbforget.
You: So GTFO.
Stranger: Suck my richard, bitch.
Stranger: You like it.
You: Nope.
You: I don't.
Stranger: No means yes, forgettard.
You: For your whoremates.
You: I'm not one of them, handicap.
Stranger: I can rip you a new one.
Stranger: -snip-
You: You can take that vibrator of yours, and shove it up your ugly ass. After all, you're destined for that.
You: 4chan is a gay ass site.
You: No.
Stranger: You're a friend.
You: HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHU EHUEHUE
You: You're a troll.
Stranger: You're a moron.
You: You're an adequate failure.
Stranger: You're a pipe monkey.
You: WROOOONNGG!
You: Go find someone else to forget.
You: Now go away.
Stranger: NO U
You: Funny how that is the best you can come up with.
You: No pun intended.
Stranger: Bah hah.
You: You're still an idiot.
You: Go back to preschool, kid.
Stranger: Climb into your momma's uterus, assbucket.
You: Nah, how about you?
You: Meh, I have better things to do than this bullstuff.
Stranger: I'm Chuck Norris.
You: Lie.
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: IF YOU SAY ASL I WILL KILL YOU
Stranger: LSA?
You: HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
You: HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHU EHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEH UEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
You: SUCK MY rooster
You: OH YEAH
You: YOU LIKE IT NICE AND ROUGH
Stranger: ok
You: I set a C4 explosive in your house.
You: It will detonate in ten minutes.
You: Good luck.
You have disconnected.

[kanew2000]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: m or f?
You: mf
You: olol
Stranger: ok
Stranger: so ur one of the 4
Stranger: wait
Stranger: one of the 5

Stranger: robert pattinson
Stranger: jacob black
You: that are masters in the pokemon league
You: yes
Stranger: justin beiber
You: yes
Stranger: lady gaga
Stranger: anne cultor
You: just bieber
You: hell no
You: oh god
Stranger: which 1?
You: ash ketchum
Stranger: o so ur a girl
Stranger: person that played him was a girl
You: not ass ketchup you screwball
Stranger: lol red waffle
You: don't search blue waffle on google
You: images
You: you will.
You: have.
You: nightmares.
Stranger: dont search QQQQQ
Stranger: or red waffle
Stranger: or lemonparty.org
Stranger: or goatse
Stranger: or meatspin
You: oh god i've wondered lemonparty.org was
Stranger: or salad and chips
You: and figured out a while ago
You: never going again
Stranger: lol
You: one look at the menu page and it was bashing the power button
Stranger: lol
You: lol is lol backwards.
You: lollol
Stranger: racecar is racecar backwards
Stranger: strap on is no parts backwards
You: racrace                                               wait stuff i broke it
Stranger: lkadjsfaldkfj is jfkdlafsjdakl backwards
You: oh god lol
You: this is hilarious
Stranger: rat is tar backwards
Stranger: justin beiber is straight backwards
You: ostuff wha-?!?!
You: if you go onto newgrounds and play HOST
You: and type darkness
You: you're get a song and a face in the background
You: it
You: 's scary ingame
You: if you type (.)(.) ingame
You: just like darkness
You: you'll get an image of tits not real ones tho
Stranger: k
You: alright your turn
Stranger: hmmm
You: i'm captain obvious falcon
Stranger: i smell bacon!
You: OBVIOUS PAWWWWNCH
You: bacon?
You: did you say..
You: BACON?
Stranger: yes
You: (say with or without nuts?)
Stranger: with or without wings?
You: lol
You: BAAAAAAAACOON
Stranger: lol ex fj user?
You: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOON
You: BAACON
You: baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaacccccccccccccccccc ccccccccccooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnn
You: ex fj?
Stranger: r u an ex funnyjunk user?
You: no
You: can i go post this on a popular forum now?
You: :D
You: this whooole conversation?
You: :D
Stranger: wait
Stranger: get my good side
Stranger: :DDDDD
You: k
You: :D
You: *walks over to good side
Stranger: no other side
You: *walks over to nuetral side
Stranger: oh and get this poem
Stranger: Time is upon us
Stranger: Hatred is near
Stranger: Evil is spreading
Stranger: Gone with the wind
Stranger: Allies are lost
You: then palkia came and screwed stuff up oh my
Stranger: Many will follow
Stranger: Eternal lost
You: oh sorry for interupting
You: D:
Stranger: wanna no wat was lost?
Stranger: look at the capital letters in the poem
You: porkchop sandwhiches?
You: D:
You: asdf
Stranger: lol
Stranger: ok now u can post it
You: yaay
You: ill post link
Stranger: k

EDIT: this conversation is going on still lol

[Talent74]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: IF YOU SAY ASL I WILL RIP YOUR loving VOCAL CORDS OUT
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: SAY ASL AND I WILL TEAR YOU DOWN
Stranger: i love you
You: No.
Stranger: Yes.
You: How's 4chan working for you?
Stranger: even tho i have no clue what 4chan is..
Stranger: pretty damn good.
You: Wrong.
You: You love 4chan.
Stranger: Right.
You: You want to have buttlove with it.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I'm so cruel.

[dogmeap]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey apple!
You: DONT SAY ASL OR I KILL YOU
You: hi
Stranger: Wow... who put salt in your vitamin? =o
You: noone
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[dogmeap]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: DONT SAY ASL OR I KILL YOU
Stranger: hhhey
You: hi
Stranger: watsup
You: um hi Earlier i played Max Payne
Stranger: cool
You: you like that videogame/
Stranger: yah
You: YAY
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[kanew2000]

The chat ends and i'm still sweating like hell.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: m or f?
You: mf
You: olol
Stranger: ok
Stranger: so ur one of the 4
Stranger: wait
Stranger: one of the 5

Stranger: robert pattinson
Stranger: jacob black
You: that are masters in the pokemon league
You: yes
Stranger: justin beiber
You: yes
Stranger: lady gaga
Stranger: anne cultor
You: just bieber
You: hell no
You: oh god
Stranger: which 1?
You: ash ketchum
Stranger: o so ur a girl
Stranger: person that played him was a girl
You: not ass ketchup you screwball
Stranger: lol red waffle
You: don't search blue waffle on google
You: images
You: you will.
You: have.
You: nightmares.
Stranger: dont search QQQQQ
Stranger: or red waffle
Stranger: or lemonparty.org
Stranger: or goatse
Stranger: or meatspin
You: oh god i've wondered lemonparty.org was
Stranger: or salad and chips
You: and figured out a while ago
You: never going again
Stranger: lol
You: one look at the menu page and it was bashing the power button
Stranger: lol
You: lol is lol backwards.
You: lollol
Stranger: racecar is racecar backwards
Stranger: strap on is no parts backwards
You: racrace                                               wait stuff i broke it
Stranger: lkadjsfaldkfj is jfkdlafsjdakl backwards
You: oh god lol
You: this is hilarious
Stranger: rat is tar backwards
Stranger: justin beiber is straight backwards
You: ostuff wha-?!?!
You: if you go onto newgrounds and play HOST
You: and type darkness
You: you're get a song and a face in the background
You: it
You: 's scary ingame
You: if you type (.)(.) ingame
You: just like darkness
You: you'll get an image of tits not real ones tho
Stranger: k
You: alright your turn
Stranger: hmmm
You: i'm captain obvious falcon
Stranger: i smell bacon!
You: OBVIOUS PAWWWWNCH
You: bacon?
You: did you say..
You: BACON?
Stranger: yes
You: (say with or without nuts?)
Stranger: with or without wings?
You: lol
You: BAAAAAAAACOON
Stranger: lol ex fj user?
You: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOON
You: BAACON
You: baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaacccccccccccccccccc ccccccccccooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnn
You: ex fj?
Stranger: r u an ex funnyjunk user?
You: no
You: can i go post this on a popular forum now?
You: :D
You: this whooole conversation?
You: :D
Stranger: wait
Stranger: get my good side
Stranger: :DDDDD
You: k
You: :D
You: *walks over to good side
Stranger: no other side
You: *walks over to nuetral side
Stranger: oh and get this poem
Stranger: Time is upon us
Stranger: Hatred is near
Stranger: Evil is spreading
Stranger: Gone with the wind
Stranger: Allies are lost
You: then palkia came and screwed stuff up oh my
Stranger: Many will follow
Stranger: Eternal lost
You: oh sorry for interupting
You: D:
Stranger: wanna no wat was lost?
Stranger: look at the capital letters in the poem
You: porkchop sandwhiches?
You: D:
You: asdf
Stranger: lol
Stranger: ok now u can post it
You: yaay
You: ill post link
Stranger: k
You: http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=73272.705
You: here's link
Stranger: k
Stranger: i see it lol
You: it should be the very last one
You: i'm kanew2000
You: lol
Stranger: i no
You: refresh the page please
You: i edited it
Stranger: k
You: so
Stranger: lol
You: do you think combat arms sucks?
You: i mean we have to pay for stuff we're going to lose in a day or something
Stranger: eh  CoD MW2 is awesome
You: yeah i used to like until....
You: shotguns.
You: became.
You: secondarys.
Stranger: ooohhh is it that online computer game for nexon?
You: yeah
You: maplestory is much better though i think
You: its that one war game nexon made
Stranger: yea just get a card and make ak 47 ur primary and ull never need to buy another weapon
You: oh okay
You: i liked to use famas
Stranger: o
Stranger: well i like ak 47
You: i'm sweating like heak in my living room
You: oh god
Stranger: y? lol
You: it was above 70 degrees almost 80
You: i turned it slightly below 70 now
Stranger: lol
You: i hate how most of the people on there
You: are going say ASL and i will rip your cords out
You: i mean
You: so many loop holes
You: and it's like
Stranger: T_T bu...bu...but i just restrung my guitar!
You: vocal cords are not even needed to type
You: olol
You: i meant vocal cords
You: i play drums
You: you play guitar?
Stranger: no lol
Stranger: i play piano
You: drums is a lot more then just hitting stuff with a stick man
Stranger: haha but guitar was the first thing that came to my mind
You: its like
You: you've gotta learn all these notes and special hits and styles
You: and i'm learning snare and bass
You: base is better because it's slower but it's like you mess up everyone messes up my teacher says
Stranger: lol
Stranger: so u got a pretty important role dont u?
You: yeah
You: snare is cool too but A LOT more special stuff
Stranger: lol so u dont just go full out like this drummer?
Stranger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbbjDbvZQ1U&feature=player_embedded
You: oh stuff no we don't
You: it's like for a play or something
Stranger: lol
You: we rehearse for a couple minutes a day i think
You: because that's all the rest of school time i get
You: a.k.a reading time.
You: Reading time!
You: OH NO THIS STUDENT HAS BAND CLASS
Stranger: daaaannnggg that guy is still badass even the 4th time i watch it
You: atleast i skip extra math
Stranger: lol
You: hold on
You: i'm gonna go get a drink
Stranger: k
You: i'm running out of sweat
Stranger: lol
You: alright i got one
Stranger: k
Stranger: beer?
You: correction of myself: i'm running out of stuff TO sweat.
You: i think i lost a bit of brain fluid.
You: ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Stranger: beer or bear?
You: no not really
Stranger: o
You: i think grape juice is better because i don't like having my blood all over the walls when i wake up.
You: ostuff look there's elvis in my refrigerator!
You: walkwalkwalkwalk
Stranger: lol
You: i can just walk to the door in the rainbow
You: slam.
Stranger: lsd?
You: Wallface happens.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: wheres waldo?
You: in clown town?
Stranger: no in wilma
You: oh he's on that one ride on the wheel where you go u-
You: bang.
You: WALDOSNIPER
Stranger: lol
You: hey can you make a blockland forum account?
Stranger: y?
You: look around  the forums and get used to the stuff around first though
Stranger: y should i make an account?
You: one wrong word and people lie seventhsandwich will be all over you
You: like
You: because i
You: i'm on there
You: olol
Stranger: lol
You: i'm gonna go
You: check out the game area on the forums
Stranger: later
You: later
You have disconnected.