Omegle, funny conversations. Post them here.

[Night Fox]

How do you do the pics?

[Ad Bot]

[Night Fox]

please

[kanew2000]

www.omegle.com
Part of a chat

You: oh yes
You: i forgot
You: my boobs are nukes
You: and their set to explode at 12:00 PM
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Feel free to post funny conversations.

You: i forgot
You: my boobs are nukes
You: and their set to explode at 12:00 PM
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You: my boobs are nukes

boobs

Man boobs?

[Night Fox]

How do you put up pics?

Teehee

Stranger: What are you wearing?
You: hi
You: why?
You: a camo shirt
You: and brown pants
Stranger: Hm
Stranger: Probably not a girl right
Stranger: :(
You: no
You: hm
Stranger: Aw
You: I'm not gay either
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[superslayer]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: waz up
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[Pyrle]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: waz up
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

superslayer should really have a conversation saying he's married.

[Night Fox]

I can't loving believe I just made a friend on Omegle, LOL.

[superslayer]

superslayer should really have a conversation saying he's married.

ok i think i will and see what happens, because it is SO funny

[superslayer]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
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[superslayer]

[quote date=1276745611]
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: greetings
You: no asl unless you go first
Stranger: hahahaha. i went to the dentist today.
Stranger: no, i forget.
You: cool, ouch
Stranger: it wasn't the dentist. it was the GYNO.
Stranger: im a guy.
You: gyno?
Stranger: lmao, no im a girl.
Stranger: i dont know what i am.
Stranger: wait, yes i do.
You: lol
Stranger: you remind me of lasagna.
You: o_0
Stranger: yes, extra cheesy lasanga.
You: wanna watch 2 girls one cup?
Stranger: i got constapated on that before, kids. do NOT try that at home.
Stranger: lets make fudge.
Stranger: GOD NO, what are you. INSANE?
Stranger: sheesh, where's your hospitality?
Stranger: lets forget.
Stranger: my hormones are rage.
Stranger: raging*
You: k
Stranger: im sorry for my inconvenient typos today.
Stranger: this isn't like me.
Stranger: im not this kindof person.
Stranger: i dont DO typos.
Stranger: omg, im pissing myself off.
Stranger: im pissed off now.
Stranger: i need jello.
You: ok.......
Stranger: damnit.
You have disconnected.
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[Rocketttdog]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: NORTH KOREA IS BEST KOREA
You: NORTH KOREA IS BEST KOREA
You: NORTH KOREA IS BEST KOREA
You: NORTH KOREA IS BEST KOREA
You: NORTH KOREA IS BEST KOREA
You: NORTH KOREA IS BEST KOREA
You: NORTH KOREA IS BEST KOREA
You: NORTH KOREA IS BEST KOREA
You: NORTH KOREA IS BEST KOREA
You: NORTH KOREA IS BEST KOREA
You: NORTH KOREA IS BEST KOREA
You: NORTH KOREA IS BEST KOREA
You: NORTH KOREA IS BEST KOREA
You: NORTH KOREA IS BEST KOREA
You: NORTH KOREA IS BEST KOREA
You: NORTH KOREA IS BEST KOREA
Stranger: that is true
You: YES
You: WE MUST PRAISE DEAR LEADER
You: I SHALL TAKE A GUN AND KILL EVERY AMERICAN INFIDEL
Stranger: r u north korean
You: YES ARE YOU
Stranger: no im an american infidel
You: WHAT
You: FILTHY AMERICAN
Stranger: no i kid im canadian
You: THAT IS IN AMERICA
You: THE OUTSIDE WORLD IS FULL OF DEATH AND NONSENSE
Stranger: check a map
You: WHAT IS MAP
You: I CANNOT SEE MAP
You: DEAR LEADER FORBIDS IT
You: COME OUT YOU FILTH YOU COWARD
You: TALK
Stranger: ur probably george hum
You: WHAT
You: forget YOU
You: HAVE BOMB
You have disconnected

[Rocketttdog]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
You: what up brother
Stranger: THE N WORD IS WRONG
Stranger: SPREAD THE WORD TO END THE WORD
You: know what else is wrong? what you and me could do baby
Stranger: asl?
You: 18 f it changes
You: u?
Stranger: 25 t portland
You: t?
You: god damn
You: loving portlanders
You have disconnected.

[Rocketttdog]

triple post
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: asl
You: are you a girl because im really just on here to get pictures of boobs
You: if you know what I mean
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[Kobewarrior]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Submissive guy looking for dominant guy/girl for cyber
You: Girl here.
Stranger: interested?
You: Sure. Why not?
Stranger: haha good, age?
You: 18.
Stranger: 19 :)
Stranger: I'd love to be your slave ;)
Stranger: you up for punishing and humiliating me? haha
You: Yeah. I got an ass-whip and torch. Anything else?
Stranger: anything you want, I have no limits and I'm super kinky ;)
You: Well go build me a castle.
You: Noaw.
Stranger: um..how mistress? like a sand castle?
You: Castle made of diamonds!
You: With Michael Jackson as king!
Stranger: haha nice * builds you a castleA*
You: I asked for a CASTLE! Not a CastleA!
Stranger: sorry mistress *builds a Castle*
You: Now recreate the whole world!
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Some people are funny.

[ShadowsfeaR]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: forget YOU.
Stranger: that's not very nice
You: ASDforget LETS CYBER
Your conversational parter has disconnected.