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[Visage]

Stranger: Yo
You: k
Stranger: Yo Yo
You:kk
Stranger: Yo Yo Yo
You: Ku Klux Klan
Stranger: You tribal forget
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Funny thing is he already had "You tribal forget" typed out so he thought he was gonna trick me into typing kool kids klub but I was one step ahead of him by saying Ku Klux Klan :D

[Ad Bot]

[Smeeble]

lol. Someone asked me ASL. I said "ASL?" He/She said age love location.

Me: "RAPIST".

[Dodger]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Sup
Stranger: yo brother
You: I am cracker
Stranger: gtfo this chat this ain no cracka chat
You: CRACkool kids klub!!!!!
Stranger: no get yo white honky ass out dis stuff
Your conversational partner has disconnected


Looks like brother don't like crackers. Also look how I typed crack.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hello.
You: Wait, where am I?
Stranger: you're here.
Stranger: right here.
Stranger: can you hear me?
Stranger: I'm right beside you.
You: Where exactly is here?
You: OH Fuuuuuu---
Stranger: here, this is a chair.
Stranger: this is me touching your arm.
You: OMG RAPE!
Stranger: don't pay any attention to that light.
You: OMG RAPE
Stranger: no, not rape, you silly.
Stranger: we're just in a train tunnel, having a dark lunch.
You: Oh really? Then pass the turkey.
You: Oh crap...... I hear the train.....
You: *Runs*
You: Stranger, are you going to avoid the train also?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I think he diedz. ;(

[okami101]

You:  Sup.
Stranger: hello, whats your name
You: loveiorius
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

My name scares people away ._. (i dont know how to change my forum name >_>)

[PandaBL]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi :D
Stranger: Sup.
You: RAWR
You: IM A LION
You: >:3
You: RAWRAWRAWR
Stranger: Dinosaurs are better :9
You: >:[
You: friend
You have disconnected.

[Flamecannon]

Stranger: what is your name
You: Can you read? It's Stranger.
Stranger: no really
You: I swear.
Stranger: ohkay
Stranger: so stranger what are you doing
You: Typing.
Stranger: no stuff sherlock
You: That's my last name.
Stranger: well then hello mr. stranger no stuff sherlock
You: That's Doctor professor mister Super ultra dragon explosive Stranger No stuff Sherlock to you.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Aperture]

-snip-

anyways,

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey :)
Stranger: How are you?
You: good, you?
Stranger: I'm fine
Stranger: Bored :/
You: same.
You: asl?
Stranger: male, 17, british
You: f 16 ny
Stranger: :) cool
You: yea
Stranger: Tell me about yourself :)
You: im blonde, brown eyes
You: wanna see a picture of me
Stranger: I rather meant personality, but sure :)
You: http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_e36lp99sMDc/SRYHn0oxQjI/AAAAAAAABGg/sw7fWEeri2w/s400/074.JPG
You: i have a nice blogspot account
Stranger: :P that's cute
You: yep lol
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Tom Gunn]

Bump?

[DrMobius]

God I love trolling omegle

[kevin 51l]

I see this is full of idiots...

You: hi
Stranger: hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Stranger: forget u
You: k
Stranger: mofo
You: thats hard
You: but okay
Stranger: r u gay
You: idk
Stranger: forget ur mum'
You: okay
You: gerbls are cul
You: do u has 1
You: bif?
You: alkfdsjfl
Stranger: slut bag whore monger horse face two timing bith
You: k
Stranger: bitch*

He left after that.

[Sandvich]

Stranger: i have a boner
You: Who was phone?
Stranger: purple was
You: ! Now I know
Stranger: what color is a smell?
You: Multicolor
You: Whats the sound of 1 hand clapping
Stranger: fap fap fap
Stranger: how orange is an apple?
You: Very green
Stranger: well played...
You: the game
Stranger: FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
You have disconnected.
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[XaMMaX211]

Stranger: hey
Stranger: m or f
You: f
Stranger: how old?
You: 18
Stranger: 16 m here
You: my birthday is today
Stranger: o cool happy bday then
You: Yeah
You: luv u baby
You: I eat babies
You: make sure to leave me one
You: love yo ass
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: hay
You: love yo ass
Stranger: kool kids klub
You: NO tribal
You: wer
You: gtyw
You: eht
You: w
You: hjer
You: hw4
Stranger: vener
You: erw
You: YOU LIEK Riddler
Stranger: no no
You: HE IS REALTED TO MEH
You: love yo asslove yo asslove yo asslove yo asslove yo asslove yo ass
You: love yo ass
You: love yo ass
You: love yo ass
You: love yo ass
Stranger: i dont like Riddler
You: love yo ass, Riddler
Stranger: kool kids klub
Stranger: very fany
You: FANNY
You: I HAVE A FANNY
You: WANNA SEE IT
You: ITS BLODDY
You: AND FULL OF stuff
You: love yo ass
You: love yo ass
You: love yo ass
You: LOVE YO FANNY
You: I LOVE YOU BABY GIRL
Stranger: you love all?
You: THREESOME WIT Riddler
You: OOOH
AAAH
AOHAO
You: OAJOAJ
You: OJOHOHJa

A
You: NO COMDOM????
You: dsf
You: bhswrf
You: nwrfgnd/rtk
You: mru
You: h
You: rjyjr
You: jry
You: et
You: rtjur6ryjry
You: UUUCK BABIE O
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Flamecannon]

Stranger: Hi thar
You: Hello
You: Let's name genitals and things related to them!
Stranger: snake
You: Vagina
Stranger: Testes
You: Scrotom
You: <Looks around> The 9th hole
Stranger: What 9th hole?
You: Why do you think your back doesn't have anything else like all your other parts do?
Stranger: Oh stuff. I need to get a loving mirror.

[XaMMaX211]

You: e to call u?
Stranger: What?
You: want me to call u?
You: 18 f
Stranger: Uh, no, but thanks I guess.
You: want me to call u? 18 F
You: kk
You: fdg
You: wderfg
You: we
You: th
You: wrjehj
You: wre
You: t
You: ukr
You: tjre
You: ker6
You: 7ewyj
You: rtu,rlu
You: tu
You: l;658ki4
You: f6yu
You: 345
You: u35
You: 6u
You: 5
Stranger: Wre! Wroo!
Stranger: 354
You: sit
Stranger: aflksja!
You: my keyboard does that sorry
Stranger: Haha, sure.
You: really!!!
Stranger: Why would you want to call a stranger?
You: BECAUSE i'M HORNY
You: richardS
Stranger: 10 to 1 you're an old dude. A weird, weird old dude.
You: richard
You: richard
You: richard
You: richard
You: CORRECT
Stranger: Figures.
You: just like your mom
Stranger: A chance to anonymously connect with another mind, stripped of all contrivances
Stranger: and you are talking about richard
You: is like your mom
You: a friend
Stranger: Clever!
You: yep
You: i'm actually 10
Stranger: You're a reall winner, man.
Stranger: Oh.
Stranger: Well, that explains it.
You: my mommy said no on this site
Stranger: For good reason.
You: but I dont like her
You: becauses she brings alot of girlls
You: over in her roomand noises are like
Stranger: Okay. Whatever, man.
You: oooo
You: aaaa
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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