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[Drak]

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[Evõ]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Free lewinskys :D
Stranger: what would you do if you found an inch tall guy?
You: 50 dowa
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[Drak]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: All my conversational partners leave me because I ask for their address :(
Stranger: heya
Stranger: oh
You: I am so lonely...
You: ..
Stranger: uh sorry?
You: What is your address?
You: :) I just want to be friends
Stranger: depends where do u live?
You: Just don't be mean or I'll have to give you to the badwater
Stranger: sure....
You: the mindwater tells me to ask you for your phone number andhome address
You: please... please tell me
You: it hurts
You: the badwater never leaves...
Stranger: i think ur on crack
You: dear god... it's showing me images... oh god
You: make it stop
You: please
You: PLEASE
Stranger: ur not mature at all r u? :| go forget urself
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So... lonely...

[Evõ]

I am still lol'ing!

[Evõ]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: You have an STI, I know it
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: What STI do you have?
You: I know it is bad
You: Chlamidea?
You: HPV?
You: HIV?
You: AIDS?
Stranger: STD you mean
You: Dont disconnect
You: We are bonding
You: No, STI
You: loveually Transmitted Infection
Stranger: i have none of those
Stranger: sorr
You: Lol@sorry
You: You have no STDs/STIs and you say sorry?
You: Do you want one>?
You: Come over to my house
You: Get it from my bitch
Stranger: no your asking me like i should
You: Will you be my bitch?
Stranger: haha
Stranger: nah
You: Aww
Stranger: i take it your a guy
You: Are you?
Stranger: yeah
You: If you are, I change my mind
You: Awkward.
Stranger: yup
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[Jacob 123456789]

You: Hi
You: Asdf
Stranger: hey
Stranger: ??
You: I dont know
Stranger: haha
Stranger: okay
Stranger: where arey ou from
You: western washington
You: awesome state
Stranger: niicee
Stranger: girl or boy
You: Boy
Stranger: how ol are you
You: Bout' 14
Stranger: more or less
You: More
Stranger: whens' your birthday
You: April 30th
Stranger: october 2nd 1995 is mine
Stranger: what year?
You: I dont know
Stranger: wat?
You: Wat?
Stranger: huh
You: asdf
Stranger: you gotta problem
You: Oh really?
Stranger: yeah
You: Yeah what?
Stranger: are you older or younger than me?
You: Both
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[Brickman]

So, I sang a song with somebody.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey juude
You: dont make it bad
Stranger: take a sad song
You: and make it better
You: remember
You: to let her into your heart
You: then you can staart
Stranger: to make it better
You: hey jude dont be afraid
You: you were made to
You: go out and get her
You: The minute you let her under your skin
Stranger: and then you begin
You: to make it better
You: and anytime you feel the pain
You: hey jude, refrain
Stranger: dont carry the world upon your shoulders
You: for well you know that it's a fool who plays it cool
Stranger: by making his world a little colder
You: da da da da da da da da
You: hey jude dont let me down
You: you have found her
Stranger: now go and get her
You: Remember to let her into your heart
You: then you can start to make it better
Stranger: so let it out and let it in
Stranger: hey jude begin
You: you're waiting for someone to perform with
You: And don't you know that it's just you
Stranger: hey jude youll do
Stranger: the moment you need
You: is on your shoulder
Stranger: movement *
You: Hey Jude don't make it bad
Stranger: END
You: wat no :(
You: but ok
Stranger: da da da da da da>?
You: well that'll do, jude.
You: that was awesome
Stranger: ^^
You: you're like the first person to know what i was talking about
Stranger: its general knowledge
Stranger: that song

:D

[goobler402]

Stranger:  ಠ__ಠ
You: tribal!!!!!!!!one!!!!!11!!!11!!1!1!!!!!2!!!!!!
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Stranger:  hi
You: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuu----------
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[Brickman]

That's just annoying.

[Joeboy]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hai hai
Stranger: that;s just awful
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No u.

[PhantomJack]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: blockland?
Stranger: nope
You: roblox?
Stranger: nope
You: friend?
Stranger: nope
You: furry forum?


left after that

[PhantomJack]

You: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE
You: FUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Stranger: hi
Stranger: where r u from
You: BLOCKLAND BISH
You: ROBLOX IS HORRIBLE
You: ITS LAGGY AS HELL
Stranger: what the forget u spass head
You: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
You: NOU
You: BITCH
Stranger: suck richard richard head
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im ragin

[Sephiroth]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: hi
You: pretend to be a young child, and be kinky.
You: It will feed my sick loveual desires.
You: Ahahaha.
Stranger: very nice
Stranger: i'll pretend to be a litlle young child if U pretend to be a old perverted predator
You: That will be simple.
You: Hey there, young one. Do you want some really sweet candy?
Stranger: yes please;>
You: *Pops out erect snake*
You: Suck on that. It's a happy stick.
You: BUAKBUKABUKA
Stranger: and i pop a cap in your ass PAM!!!
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[Smith]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m/f
You: hi
Stranger: ?
You: ?
Stranger: \m/f?
You: wat
Stranger: male or female
You: male....
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[Emerson]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: asl
Stranger: 19 m brazil
You: 18 f america
You: I just want to have some fun
Stranger: alright
Stranger: me too
Stranger: what are you wearing?
You: Ok
You: Do you like boggle?
You: Or monopoly
You: Scrabble is fun to, if your into that
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