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[Jaxx]

kwat.

Stranger: hi
You: harro
Stranger: who you?
You: no one from a no place
Stranger: ohh.what's your name?
You: why, whats yours. eh, jack
Stranger: what?
You: jack
Stranger: you are a dog!
You: wat

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[Joeboy]

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You: hai
Stranger: hello
Stranger: whats up?
You: teh cielin lololol
You: no.
You: not much,
You: you?
Stranger: nothing special im just at the computer
You: well
You: you wouldn't be at the T.V on this, would you?
You: how's that computer then?
You: or
You: whatever the highlight of the day is
Stranger: my highlight of the day was when i was outside the house
Stranger: driving atv
You: awesome
Stranger: what have you done today?
You: bugger all, to be honest
Stranger: okey
Stranger: so nothing special just a normal day?
You: yep
Stranger: where do you live?
You: South-West of the UK
You: you?
Stranger: north sweden
You: I'd like to visit Sweden
Stranger: okey. have you thought of any part of it?
You: You never know, I might bump into you over there
You: although I might not
Stranger: yes its one in 9million so its pretty big change compared with other countries
You: hmm
Stranger: are you a person that likes the nature or do you only want to visit stockholm?
You: I like nature
Stranger: good
Stranger: i like it to
Stranger: i go in school in the city now but i live on the countryside
You: ahhh
You: my system's the other way around
You: I live in the city an go to school in the countryside
You: Although I've recently moved to a place further away fropm the city
You: *from
Stranger: what kind of school are you in? when its on cs
You: kind of school?
You: well
You: it specializes in science and I.T
You: unless you meant something else by that
Stranger: no that was the question
Stranger: most of the college schools here are in the cities
Stranger: we have one 3km outside the city that is some farm and animal school
You: ahhh
You: we have a small farm in my school
You: and some more farms outside
You: mainly cow farms
Stranger: i really dont know what animals the school here has but i guess its something like that
Stranger: cows and to get girls to go there does they have horses thats all i know
You: my school's farm has pigs, chickens and ducks
Stranger: okey
Stranger: and the students stay sometime there on the holidays to give em food?
You: well, you can visit them during breat times and lunch times
You: *break
Stranger: here is it a scheme or what its called that shows which student that have to stay at the school over the holiday and give em food
You: ahhhh
You: over here you can visit them whenever you want, and help out with feeding/cleaning
You: and you get credit for it
You: i think
Stranger: i think the students here doesnt get anything
Stranger: just the normal payment from the state
Stranger: 100e/month
You: ahhh
You: we don't get payment in the form of money
You: =\
You: we get these things that are put in this tombola at the end of each year
You: and whoever gets their name pulled out of the tombola
You: wins some sort of prize
You: in the form of money, or otherwise
Stranger: okey so if one person have helped like 10 times have same change to win as one that helped 2 times?
You: so
You: *no
You: because someone who helped 10 times would get 10 tombola slips
You: so they would get a better chance at winning
You: and it's not just for helping with the farmwork
You: it's other stuffs
Stranger: okey
Stranger: i have not anthing of that in my school
Stranger: im in a normal college in industrial line
You: not many schools do
You: in fact, i think that my school is the only one in south0west england that has a similar system
You: *south-west
Stranger: okey
Stranger: but it sounds like a good system
You: it is
You: works like a mirical to get pupils to do some work
Stranger: the only work we have here is that apu
Stranger: about 10 practise weeks
You: hmm
Stranger: i have to go downstairs now. some friends are visiting
Stranger: bye
You: bye
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That convo went quite well, I think :D

[Ethan]

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Stranger: czesc
You: i like grapes
Stranger: moj przyjacielu xD
Stranger: hi*
You: hello.
You: how was your week?
You: bad?
Stranger: m or f?
You: f
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[Kerog]

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You: 18/f/ca
Stranger: 19 m
Stranger: indonesia
You: shall we have gay buttlove orgy now
Stranger: and than...
You: im a girl
You: i have a snake and a vagina
Stranger: wow,,,how could it be?
You: actually i dont have a snake
You: im actually male without a snake
You: actually no
You: im a cow
You: moo
Stranger: are you crazy?
You: moo
You: actually im not a cow
You: im dead
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[Mega713]

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Stranger: emily?
You: No, Adam?
Stranger: adam?
You: bob?
You: tina?
Stranger: john?
Stranger: billy?
Stranger: richard?
You: no, are you john?
You: QUICK
Stranger: no asre you emioly?
You: GET TO DAH CHOPPA
Stranger: emily*
Stranger: quickly
You: >:O

Stranger: "shoots"
You: forget
Stranger: a
Stranger: ivwe been shot
Stranger: "falls:
You: TK
You: LOLOL
Stranger: aaaa
Stranger: im bnleeding like stuff
Stranger: jhelp me
1
You: *blows head off*
Stranger: !!!!!
Stranger: po owo
Stranger: o wow
Stranger: really/
Stranger: forget you than
You: ITS TIME TO KICK ASS AND CHEW BUBBLE GUM, AND I AM ALL OUT OF GUM
Stranger: "walks away"
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[Dippindots]

wtf

You: hi
Stranger: hey bby
You: DONT SAY ASL
Stranger: y?
You: It annoys me
Stranger: ur a girl u man whore
Stranger: !
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agony aunt anyone?

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You: hi
Stranger: Hello. How may I help you? Agony aunt here
You: agony aunt?
Stranger: yes. Solver of problems, advice giver
You: Oh
You: Why do you try to help strangers?
You: Do you have a website dedicated to doing this?
Stranger: Why not? Some people really need someone and this is a last resort
Stranger: I just do it, it's not the site
You: Oh ok
You: Well that's very noble of you.
You: I don't have any problems though (yet).
Stranger: I just know that the world is full of struggles and some people NEED someone.
You: I see
Stranger: Ahh then I'll bid you goodnight
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[WickedTroop]

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Stranger: yo
You: Guten tag.
You: Sup.
Stranger: chillin in zembabwe
You: You like cars?
Stranger: we dont have any in zembabwe what are they like
You: Cool.
Stranger: ????
You: You push your right foot on the pedal and it moves 'n stuff.
You: Like a bike, but engine.
Stranger: wow thats way better than smackin a horses ass
You: BULLSHEAT
You: How would you have a PC and use a horse, but not a car?
You: Liar.
You: You just lost the game
Stranger: the public library and our scholl
You: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
You: Lol wtf?
You: "Scholl"
Stranger: my family lives in a hut
You: Obvious troll is obvious
You: so you're school has PC's
Stranger: school
You: And its made of bricks right?
You: The school?
Stranger: yes oprah baught it for us
Stranger: shes a nice lady
You: What the hell?

[Dippindots]

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Stranger: m?
You: ?
You: want chat love?
Stranger: oh yeah!
You: bye.

[Kerog]

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You: hey
Stranger: Hi.
You: HOLY FLYING forget MONKEYS ITS ROBOTNIK
You: HE'S GOING TO RAPE ME
You: HELP
You: QUICK WHERE DO I HIDE
Stranger: RUN BITCH RUN
You: HELP
You: I GOTTA HIDE IN THE CLOSET
You: OH NO HE FOUND ME
You: HE'S CRUSHING ME
You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Stranger: You died.
You: NOW HE'S FINALLY SHOVING HIS richard IN ME
You: AAAAA
You: HE'S CUMMING ON ME
Stranger: loveual.
You: SOMEONE DIAL 911
You: HELP ME
You: HE'S RAPING ME
Stranger: I THINK YOU'RE LIKING IT.
Stranger: PFFT
You: HOLY forget HELP ME FOR forgetS SAKE
You: IM GETTING RAPED BY DR. IVO ROBOTNIK
You: TELL THAT TO POLICE
You: HURRRY
You: HE'S CUMMING ON ME AGAIN
Stranger: Nice story
You: HIS SEMEN BURNS
Stranger: SUCK IT UP BUTTERCUP
You: stuff SAVE ME ALREADY
You: loving CALL 911
You: OH GOD HE'S BRINGING HIS ROBOTS TO DO A THREESOME
You: stuff
You: stuff
You: stuff
Stranger: hot.
You: MY ASS IS GETTING loving DRILLED AND SCRATCHED
Stranger: ARE YOU HAVING FUN?
You: NO
You: THEY'RE CRUSHING AND RAPING ME AND KILLING ME
You: HELP ME
You: DIAL
You: loving
You: 911
You: DO IT
Stranger: WHY
Stranger: THEY WONT GIVE A stuff
You: OH GOD IT BURNS
You: IT loving BURNS
You: YOU GOTTA HELP ME MAN
You: SERIOUSLY
Stranger: It's okay. You'll be in a better place soon.
You: NOOOOOOOO
You: I DON'T WANNA DIE BEING RAPED
You: OH GOD ROBOTNIK IS BRINGING IN MORE ROBOTS
You: MY ASS IS BECOMING RED AND BLOODY
Stranger: Are you that attractive
You: SERIOUSLY CALL FOR loving HELP IM GETTING RAPED TO DEATH
You: AAAAAAA
Stranger: YOU ARE DREAMING
You: THEY WON'T STOP
You: OH GOD ITS SONIC
Stranger: That's all I got. Sorry.
You: HE DESTROYED THE ROBOTS
You: NOW HE IS SPEEED RAPING ME
You: stuff WHEN WILL THIS END
Stranger: Uh.
Stranger: I wish I was there.
Stranger: You sound like you're having fun.
You: OH GOD NOW TAILS IS THERE DOING A THREESOME WITH SONIC AND ME
You: DUDE CALL 911
You: IM DEAD SERIOUS
You: CALL IT NOW BEFORE I DIE
You: SAVE ME
Stranger: NO. I'll sit here and laugh at here while eating chips.
You: IM SLIPPING! IM GONNA FALL!
You: PULL ME UP
You: stuff
You: stuff
You: stuff
Stranger: I'M LAUGHING AT YOU.
Stranger: Sorry Sally.
You: NOOOOOOO
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOO
You: OOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You: OOOOOOOO
You: OOOOOO
You: OOOO
You: OO
You: O
You: .
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[Dippindots]

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Stranger: pirates
You: ninjas
Stranger: Aweasome
You: Ninja > Pirate
Stranger: shotgun pirate
You: Sneaky ass ninja with dagger up your ass
Stranger: rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
You: hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiya?
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[Mega713]

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Stranger: hey, 18/m/uk :D
You: hey, 1337/robot/mars
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[Miga]

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Stranger: 17 m north europe
You: no
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Stranger: hi asl
You: no
Stranger: vsf
You: no
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Stranger: hey male 17 searchin horny girl
You: no.
You: and forget you for using omegle like this.
You: go outside
You: god damn.
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Stranger: i m m, 19
You: I'm ERROR/17.
Stranger: ??
You: And I want to beep you and throw my ERROR at you.
Stranger: i m error, 19
You: ERROR: Only I can be ERROR gender.
Wow, I'm bored.

[Mega713]

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Stranger: ello
You: olle
Stranger: why you talking backwards monday?
You: adlkshfdlkjghd?
Stranger: that stuff ain't funny
You: ghjkdfsghsdkfgj.
Stranger: MY MOTHER DIED BECAUSE OF A forgetER LIKE YOU
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lolwut?

[Megaguy]

Poo
Bumb

[raakid]

You: Omgwtfbbq
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OR:

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Stranger: hey
You: Uhh, hey
Stranger: uhh?
You: Uh Huh
Stranger: UHUHUHUHU
Stranger: i wins
Stranger: whats ur name kiddo?
You: ASL
You: .
You: No.
Stranger: 17 male sweden
You: oh my.
Stranger: yes
Stranger: oh yours
Stranger: hbu?
Stranger: if i may ASk
You: -17, both, your basement.