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thats...... disturbing


are we  turning this into a VGcats pokemon topic?


are we  turning this into a VGcats pokemon topic?

Yup.

Everyone evacuate the premises.



Summary of every episode:

Ash: Yay, we has good time
Team Rocket: *Stupid poem thingy*
Ash: forget, they took -subject's item here-
Ash: Help me forgeters. that means you -insert female pokemon trainer- (honestly, a new one every season. now they have some forgetin 10 year old-
Team Rocket: We're blasting off again. *ding*

Team Rocket: We're blasting off again. *ding*

can't forget that ding


Nowadays pokemon is just too unoriginal with wierd-a$$ names:


GO FROOPSHOOPELECTROMOUSE!

Use fireblast on FREAKINGICESQUIRREL!

Who wants my lvl 3 Bidoof?

Yes it fails.  I actually just yesterday picked up my Pokemon Red.  (Couldn't find Yellow  D:)  Sat down, played for 3 hours with my loving bulbasaur and pidgey.  Added a Geodude and am training a magikarp because I want the loving Gyarados.  (Yes I let them evolve.  No Caterpies in this version and Weedles are for friends)  Point is, they have the same replay value as every other pokemon game I own.  The old ones are just way less handicapped.  I like gold/silver and ruby/saphire as well.  After that, it's just regurgitated stuff.

Also:
Magikarp use Splash attack!
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