Dem Kids Sure is Gettin Rowdy

[Robo Noob]

In forth grade I climed up the stall using the toilet as a stool and looked into the other stall. O.o

"Why is his snake so big? Why isn't mine that big? Am I a girl?"

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[Madmitten]

A truck waved me across the street and as I was crossing, he barreled towards me, hitting the back of my bike and sent me careening into oncoming traffic. I hit a curb and flipped over my handlebars landed on my back and was out cold. The bike was a wreck, but it most definitely saved my bacon that day. A friend was at the corner with his mom when it happened so the guy is still rotting in jail (so far as I know)

I was out riding my bike once and i was riding up a hill, it was moderately dark and the ground was damp. I was riding and then i fell off my bike because i was riding fast and lost control. I got worried when i saw a bright light on front of me,(which was a car, didnt hit me though) but i got even more worried as i started to feel like i was rolling or sliding down the hill, i slid down the hill while trying to catch the bumper of a car. i trimmed my nails and got the skin ripped off my fingers. Then i started rolling, good thing the bottom of the hill was near my house. Or else that wouldve been a long painful walk to my parents explaining the ripped skin of my fingers and my torn clothes along with my bike having a lot of paint ripped off.

[Xia The Ninja]

"Why is his snake so big? Why isn't mine that big? Am I a girl?"

Lol. I don't even know why I did that...

Also, I took a dump in the backyard before.

[Joker Card]

i pulled down my pants and pissed in the ocean, in plain site of all my friends and family. but i was like 5

[zaksar]

I got mad because the rest of my class got to make milkshakes and I didnt so I stole a big thing of candy from her desk when I was alone but that was when I was in fith grade I also threw a chair at some stupid kid who pissed me off by throwing a pen at me I used to get suspended every time I went to school

[TheLegomaster]

What.

[|Shadow]

What.

From what I understand,
He got mad because he wasn't able to make milkshakes in class but the other children did. So he stole some Candy off of the teachers desk when he was alone in the classroom.
And when he was in 5th Grade, he threw a chair and some kid who threw a pen at him.
He also got suspended every time he went to school.

In conclusion, he's full of bullstuff.

[Comatose]

Once, I was laying down naked in bed while fapping...

[Robo Noob]

BUMP FOR JUSTICE

[Jsk2003]

Don't bump this.

It already has 15 pages, let it die.
People can only tell so many bullstuff stories about crazy things they've done.

[Soviet]

Also, when I was in preschool, I was sitting next to a girl named Caroline. I decided to itch my thigh, and poof, my left nut pops out. She's all "WHATS THAT" so I was so like "That's just my thigh. Yup, a lot of fat down there."

A young boy's "Testicles" or in your case "Nuts" do not develop until a much later age than a preschooler. And, I highly doubt you remember your exact words.

Also, I agree with Jsk.

[Robo Noob]

A young boy's "Testicles" or in your case "Nuts" do not develop until a much later age than a preschooler. And, I highly doubt you remember your exact words.

Also, I agree with Jsk.

What? So you're saying children's balls don't exist until they hit puberty? Uh no. Your balls always exist, but they just drop at an older age. And I remember lots of things from when I was little. Seriously; wouldn't you remember flashing a girl your nads?

[Soviet]

Seriously; wouldn't you remember flashing a girl your nads?

That made me laugh hysterically.

[Rughugger]

Seriously; wouldn't you remember flashing a girl your nads?

I still do that, what's the big deal?

[Soviet]

I still do that, what's the big deal?

He was like 4 or 5.