The one getting laserd has a snake.
I should report you, but I'm not going to because it isn't that big of a deal seeing as it's just a line =\
No, look at it.
The hip is farther to the right.
You're kidding me right?
Do I HAVE to point this out with GIMP?
You know, I'm not even going to waste my time with this one.
You really are trying too hard. Let me elaborate.

Outlined in red is the supposed "snake", actually a hip, that you of all people see. Take note that no one else believes that that is a snake, and that this image has been posted before without any consequences. Outlined in green is the adjacent hip. If you still believe that the former of the two lines is a snake, something may be wrong.