Author Topic: Ultimate AoT jokes of DEATH!  (Read 2609 times)

I promise, you will SPLIT YOUR PHUCKING SIDES LAUGHING.

Why did Cougar die of old age?
Because he bothered to wait for the next AoT update!

Why did Cougar's nose grow 10 feet forwards?
Because he said that Badspot was the the opposite to a fat, lazy wanker!

What do you get if you cross a load of 5hitty buildings, a corrupt police force and a load of sh1t-infested water?
Port Town.

What do you call a piece of sh1t with a mouth and four legs?
An AoT horse.
« Last Edit: July 27, 2006, 08:03:35 PM by Kitty »

I didn't laugh. It wasn't funny at all.

*Dimitri's phucking sides stay intact*

I have a funny joke, but it has nothing to do with AoT. Screw it, i'm telling it.

There's this little boy who just got home from his friend Jenny's house. He just got permission from his father to sleepover her house, and he was coming back to get his stuff. As the boy is scurrying around the house gathering his toothbrush and pajamas, his Grandpa walks by and the boy asks him "Grandpa, what's it called when one person sleeps on top of another person? " The Grandpa didn't want to lie to the boy, so he said " Well, that's calling love. "
" Oh " The boy replied as he rushed out the door.

 The next day the boy comes home and finds his Grandpa on the couch and the boy says " Grandpa! That's not love, it's a bunkbed! And Jenny's mom wants to talk to you! "

I didn't laugh. It wasn't funny at all.
Same with Dimitri's joke.

Kitty, I love your humour.

Kinda special, anyway.

I promise, you will SPLIT YOUR PHUCKING SIDES LAUGHING.

Why did Cougar die of old age?
Because he bothered to wait for the next AoT update!

Why did Cougar's nose grow 10 feet forwards?
Because he said that Badspot was the the opposite to a fat, lazy wanker!

What do you get if you cross a load of 5hitty buildings, a corrupt police force and a load of sh1t-infested water?
Port Town.

What do you call a piece of sh1t with a mouth and four legs?
An AoT horse.

I'd love to play your game, then. :)

Lol! nice jokes

lemme see if i can make one


What do you have when you cross a peanut and the IQ of toast?

You on AoT

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

...

bye

InsaneChef

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Kitty, kitty, kitty...

Uhh..

Nope..

Badspot

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Q: What's the one thing that no one in this thread has in real life but everyone has in AoT? 
A: Boobs.



Oh, thats right.. I went there   :cookieMonster:

I used to (when I was 7) have jiggily man boobies. XD

lmao, Badspot's joke was funny.


Badspot Gristy cop has man boobs does that count?

I'm not completely flat chested! T.T

There's still some bumps there. ^_^