*Dimitri's phucking sides stay intact*
I have a funny joke, but it has nothing to do with AoT. Screw it, i'm telling it.
There's this little boy who just got home from his friend Jenny's house. He just got permission from his father to sleepover her house, and he was coming back to get his stuff. As the boy is scurrying around the house gathering his toothbrush and pajamas, his Grandpa walks by and the boy asks him "Grandpa, what's it called when one person sleeps on top of another person? " The Grandpa didn't want to lie to the boy, so he said " Well, that's calling love. "
" Oh " The boy replied as he rushed out the door.
The next day the boy comes home and finds his Grandpa on the couch and the boy says " Grandpa! That's not love, it's a bunkbed! And Jenny's mom wants to talk to you! "