Author Topic: Yo Momma jokes game.  (Read 5601 times)

This is some very simple game I just made up.  you rate the above persons yo mamma joke on a 1-5 scale, make your own and continue doing it.  I expect this to be a quick game though, as no one really likes the whole "yo momma joke idea"

I'll start

Yo momma is so dumb, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

Don't forget, proper grammar is still expected here.  Don't act like Lyrical G.

yo mamma was so dumb, she tripped over a cordless phone.

3.5/10

Yo mama teeth so yellow, when she smiles, everyone slows down

6/10

Yo momma so fat, when she walked past the TV, you missed two episodes.

6/10

Yo momma so fat, when she walked past the TV, you missed two episodes.
Lul.
Yo mama so skinny, she can slip through the gaps in atoms.

1.5/5
yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry

Yo mama so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a REFUND!

Yo mama so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a REFUND!
RATE ME :U

1/5

Yo momma so dumb she got hit by a parked car.

4/5

Yo momma's so fat that, well, she's fat. Not meant to be funny. It's sarcasm :P

10/10
Its epic!!!

yo momma so dumb, she brought a penny up to a cashier and said "Where's my change?"

-7
Your mamma is so dumb, she had you, then you made this thread.

10/10
Its epic!!!

yo momma so dumb, she brought a penny up to a cashier and said "Where's my change?"

2/5
Yo moma so evil, she found the nicest kid in the world and hung him by his knees to the ceiling of a meat factory and shot him in the stomach with an ak47 until his top half of his body fell off but he was still alive and she grabbed his head and ripped it off and thrwe it into a meat grinder and sold the meat to a donkey THE END.

Sorry sand, I forgot.

3.5/5

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Yo moma so evil, she found the nicest kid in the world and hung him by his knees to the ceiling of a meat factory and shot him in the stomach with an ak47 until his top half of his body fell off but he was still alive and she grabbed his head and ripped it off and thrwe it into a meat grinder and sold the meat to a donkey THE END.

lol... 4.5/5

Yo mama so dumb, it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes!

7/10
Yo moma so evil, she found the nicest kid in the world and hung him by his knees to the ceiling of a meat factory and shot him in the stomach with an ak47 until his top half of his body fell off but he was still alive and she grabbed his head and ripped it off and thrwe it into a meat grinder and sold the meat to a donkey THE END.
tl;dr
-7
Your mamma is so dumb, she had you, then you made this thread.
Yus!
9/10

Yo momma so fat, she uses the brooklyn bridge as a slip'n slide.