Author Topic: Yo Momma jokes game. (Read 5659 times)

LIR · June 30, 2009, 10:47:21 PM

Quote from: Annoying Orangeetfan on June 30, 2009, 10:46:04 PM

tl;drYus!
7/10

Yo momma so fat, she uses the brooklyn bridge as a slip'n slide.

3/10
Sorry.

Yo mama so fat, she fell in love...n' broke it!

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Orgodemirk · June 30, 2009, 10:55:40 PM

7/10 - pretty good one.
Yo momma is so fat, I couldn't even roll her up in my katamari.

Spockticus · June 30, 2009, 10:57:12 PM

4/10

Yo momma so smart, she put a bag over your head before she kissed you goodnight. :I
Personal insult FTW

Orgodemirk · June 30, 2009, 11:01:16 PM

Yo momma is so dumb that when she drives, she doesn't get in the right lane, and then she hit a car and then they're all like she's so dumb and then i bet you're not still reading and then snake your mom dumb joke fat this joke is dumb and then she gets a ticket for not having her seatbelt on because she's so fat she can't wear a seatbelt.

Riot · June 30, 2009, 11:04:22 PM

1/5

Your mama so fat that when she puts on a yellow swim suit and jumps from the diving board everyone is all * the sun is falling!*

crowd of black people * ooooooooooow!!!*

Hugums · June 30, 2009, 11:06:39 PM

Yo mama so kind she deserves a humanitarian award!

Colten · June 30, 2009, 11:08:13 PM

Quote from: Hugums on June 30, 2009, 11:06:39 PM

Yo mama so kind she deserves a humanitarian award!

Oh ya? Well your momma is so pretty that when she looked at a broken mirror it repaired itself just to show her reflection

Anti-Block · June 30, 2009, 11:09:25 PM

Quote from: Colten on June 30, 2009, 11:08:13 PM

Oh ya? Well your momma is so pretty that when she looked at a broken mirror it repaired itself just to show her reflection

Your so kind Colten...

Your mom's fat!

Colten · June 30, 2009, 11:09:47 PM

Quote from: Anti-Block on June 30, 2009, 11:09:25 PM

Your so kind Colten...

Your mom's fat!

:'(
I seriously lol'd though

Hugums · June 30, 2009, 11:10:39 PM

Quote from: Colten on June 30, 2009, 11:08:13 PM

Oh ya? Well your momma is so pretty that when she looked at a broken mirror it repaired itself just to show her reflection

OH OH IT'S ON NOW!
Yo mama so sweet she dusn't need perfume

OWNT!

Colten · June 30, 2009, 11:12:03 PM

Quote from: Hugums on June 30, 2009, 11:10:39 PM

OH OH IT'S ON NOW!
Yo mama so sweet she dusn't need perfume

OWNT!

Oh ya? Your momma is so...
Shes soo...
I CANT DO IT!

Hugums · June 30, 2009, 11:13:39 PM

Quote from: Colten on June 30, 2009, 11:12:03 PM

Oh ya? Your momma is so...
Shes soo...
I CANT DO IT!

AW YEAH!

YOU MOMMA SO HOT SHE STARTS FIRE'S IN FIREPLACES FOR ORPHANS!

Colten · June 30, 2009, 11:17:09 PM

Quote from: Hugums on June 30, 2009, 11:13:39 PM

AW YEAH!

YOU MOMMA SO HOT SHE STARTS FIRE'S IN FIREPLACES FOR ORPHANS!

Yo momma is so young looking she makes babies look wrinkly!
Yo momma has such a good job and is such a well respected member of her community that everyone admires her and wants to be like her!

Zenith · June 30, 2009, 11:20:28 PM

2/5

Your momma is so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck

Hugums · June 30, 2009, 11:27:35 PM

Quote from: Colten on June 30, 2009, 11:17:09 PM

Yo momma is so young looking she makes babies look wrinkly!
Yo momma has such a good job and is such a well respected member of her community that everyone admires her and wants to be like her!

Yo Mamma is so sweet the folks at Splenda plan to sue her.