so, my house burned down :(

[Ephialtes]

I don't think falling down stairs really matches up to fighting a housefire...

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[TheWorm]

I've heard those are pretty hard to use when you're sleeping.

Haha, but there's almost always at least one person awake at my house.

[Azimuth]

i should have a dog that has fire extinguishers on its back and its trained to attack fire with them