A funny chat with someone:
Taxi Man: Hi
Taxi Man: Hello?
Poopsock: Hello I haven't payed taxes in 15 years
Taxi Man: cool
Poopsock: Sorry your name reminded me of that
Taxi Man: do you play blockland?
Poopsock: and my other failures in life /slitwrists
Poopsock: Yes I do
Taxi Man: What's ingame name?
Poopsock: what's blockland
Taxi Man: oh
Taxi Man: well
Taxi Man: I think
Poopsock: But I do play it honest
Taxi Man: you are a friend
Poopsock: What don't hurt my feelings
Taxi Man: A big, ugly, roostermongling friend
Poopsock: I am certainly not gay
Taxi Man: And it doesn't help that your mother is fat
Poopsock: Maybe you just want me to be
Taxi Man: No, because you would like that
Taxi Man: and I am bent on your emotional destruction
Poopsock: Perhaps, you want all that stuff because you have some twisted loveual desires?
Taxi Man: I am straight, you whore
Poopsock: You are delusional sorry
Taxi Man: You are just handicapped.
Taxi Man: and so is your dad
Poopsock: See you might have yourself convinced but what if everyone else was for the other point that you're gay and into fat chicks?
Poopsock: Statistics is a bitch
Taxi Man: your sister had love with a dog
Poopsock: She did?
Taxi Man: and Im coming for you
Poopsock: So you're into beastiality too?
Poopsock: Oh no! Don't forget me bro
Taxi Man: I can hack off of this site your IP
Poopsock: Really
Taxi Man: then extract that to your adress
Poopsock: What kiddie script stuff you using?
Taxi Man: ...
Taxi Man: C++
Taxi Man: Prolly something you've never heard of
Poopsock: I'm partial to Iamababbyfriend.exe myself, but I'm sure you've got something better
Taxi Man: Well, anyways, Im going to slit your throat wide open
Poopsock: Ok
Taxi Man: because I dont care about jail
Poopsock: Ok
Taxi Man: I just need to do what has to be done and rid the world from a friend like you.
Poopsock: I know since you're gay and I bet you'd LOVE the jail rape
Taxi Man: no
Poopsock: no?
Taxi Man: No.
Poopsock: Then yes
Taxi Man: I wouldn't even prolly go to jail.
Taxi Man: all the cops will see the body
Poopsock: Oh I see where his is going
Taxi Man: and say "Oh, well, this guy was a friend, you're free to go"
Poopsock: Yeah you'd go to some mental institution instead, tough luck on that jail rape then
Poopsock: Oh what great fun times to not be had
Poopsock: Anything else?
Taxi Man: No, the mental institution would probably be where I went to kill you.
Poopsock: Oh that was a good one, but they don't allow visitors on weekdays
Taxi Man: too bad, I'm coming for you on saturday, bitch
Poopsock: Yeah opurtune since you're out of the school locker on that day
Taxi Man: ...
Taxi Man: sure
Poopsock: Yup
Taxi Man: Really, little boy, you're thinking of SCHOOL insults now? what are you, in 5th grade?
Poopsock: No 4th
Taxi Man: Haha
Taxi Man: see
Poopsock: So you're a child enthusiast now?
Taxi Man: you're just a little stuff
Poopsock: God damn man you're so many terrible things
Taxi Man: the world doesn't need those.
Taxi Man: You're dead
Taxi Man: saturday]
Taxi Man: you better be watchful
Taxi Man: "Little boy"
Poopsock: Oh oh small jokes so you're also into midgets (I just caught that, thanks)
Taxi Man: oh and BTW what's your Blockland name?
Poopsock: Kalphiter, or was it packer, no Ronin maybe
Taxi Man: Are you Kalphiter?
Taxi Man: if you are, then I'm going to double kill you
Poopsock: Sure whatever you want to put your richard into lovey
Taxi Man: ...
Taxi Man: I bet that you would like that
Poopsock: I dont' care if you want to fuk Kalphiter, Fat chicks, animals, or gay prison people man
Taxi Man: ...
Taxi Man: you're dead
Poopsock: That's your thing
Poopsock: If it were furries though
Poopsock: Then I'd object
Taxi Man: Furries should all die
Taxi Man: like you
Taxi Man: I bet you're a furry
Poopsock: Oh, atleast we agree on that
Taxi Man: Lol this is funny
Poopsock: Well you want them to die but you want to pretend I'm a furry because it gets you randy as a mother forgeter, well which is it?
Taxi Man: Anyways, remeber, Saturday, ima kill you, you're a little stuff Kalphiter, yahyah.
Taxi Man: bye
Another funny one:
James: Hi
Taxi Man: Blockalnd
James: What?
James: I'm
James: From that.
James: :D
Taxi Man: Hi
James: Who are you on blockland?
James: Never seen a Taxi Man
Taxi Man: Taxi Man
James: Ah..
Taxi Man: Hey bitch forget you
James: Ur so mean
Taxi Man: What
Taxi Man: NO
Taxi Man: NO DONT
James: NO?
Taxi Man: DONT TOUCH ME
Taxi Man: YOU RAPIST
Taxi Man: AAAAH
Taxi Man: IM CALLING THE COPS
Taxi Man: friend
James: *touch*
Taxi Man: AAAARGH
Taxi Man: BYE NAO
