I was playing Burnout Paradise.. I hit a ramp badly and landed sideways, tumbled, smashed into a car (sending me flying into the air), landed in an intersection and got T-boned by a bus....
..at this point it was still going to be a driveaway, where you aren't completely messed up and can still drive, which was what I was actually trying to do..
....then I gently rolled over onto the most smashed part of my car, bumping it just barely hard enough to make it a total wreck.
....... ಠ_ಠ I kid you not