Ephi had one of those.
I stole it and went pirating.
Thats my Beach house!
in B-4 the song A British Tar. (see what I did there?)
The ingenious thing with this is when the polar icecaps eventually melt and a good portion of the beach areas become completely flooded this house will still survive as a boat.
you just made some idiotic mistake sound like a genius life saving contraption.