Author Topic: funny jokes (Read 1363 times)

zookuw · July 10, 2009, 03:39:13 PM

ok i just found this on the interworlds and all so here

There was a pirate who sailed the seven seas alot. whenever there is a plundering or a ship stealing to be done, he shouts "quick! get me my red jacket!" . this is his special war jacket, and he wears it so you cant tell if hes been cut or not as its the same shade of his blood. he likes the prospect of him seemingly being invincible.

one day though, seven ships filled to the brim with pirates and cannons were about to destroy his ship. "should i bring you your red jacket sir?" asked one of his lackeys.

"no" he said "fetch me my brown pants!"

Also post some jokes you made/found

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Ziyek · July 10, 2009, 03:44:49 PM

heres a joke
there was a guy named zookuw and he posted a handicapped topic that has been done before MANY TIMES so the conclusion to this is.....

GET OUT

/thread

zoneark · July 10, 2009, 03:57:08 PM

lamest joke I have ever heard.

Hydralisk · July 10, 2009, 04:01:52 PM

Quote from: Ziyek on July 10, 2009, 03:44:49 PM

heres a joke
there was a guy named zookuw and he posted a handicapped topic that has been done before MANY TIMES so the conclusion to this is.....

GET OUT

/thread

Rude much?
You aren't helping yourself at all, just stop while you can.

Rughugger · July 10, 2009, 06:46:25 PM

The biggest joke? the search function. It's right there, at the top for people to see and use, yet for some lame reason, it goes ignored, much like my collection of Frank Zappa 45s in my garage.