ok i just found this on the interworlds and all so here
There was a pirate who sailed the seven seas alot. whenever there is a plundering or a ship stealing to be done, he shouts "quick! get me my red jacket!" . this is his special war jacket, and he wears it so you cant tell if hes been cut or not as its the same shade of his blood. he likes the prospect of him seemingly being invincible.
one day though, seven ships filled to the brim with pirates and cannons were about to destroy his ship. "should i bring you your red jacket sir?" asked one of his lackeys.
"no" he said "fetch me my brown pants!"
Also post some jokes you made/found