Oh god, I remember one time (Others might remember this), some handicap made a topic and when people made fun of him, he called them an ass. Eventually this lead into an "ass" war. The next day, Badspot banned the creator of the topic with this:
User was banned for being an assI nearly pissed myself laughing. Anyone else remember this?
Also,
If you take a dump in a movie theater, you get thrown out.