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I did well.

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0 years old
I was born a boy in the city of Chicago in the state of Illinois in the United States.

My parents have named me Aaron. My surname is Bailey.  My mother, Janet, is 48 and my father, Matthew, is 48. I have a brother, Paul, age 9 and a sister, Donna, who is 14.

From my parents I have been gifted with the potential for extraordinary intelligence, extraordinary artistic ability, extraordinary musical ability, extraordinary athletic ability, extraordinary physical strength, extraordinary physical endurance and extraordinary good looks.

My mother has appendicitis.

My father has diabetes.

1 year old
My mother has been cured of appendicitis.

2 years old
My sister Donna's boyfriend Todd has graduated from secondary school.

3 years old
My sister Donna has graduated from secondary school.

4 years old
Todd Lawson and my sister Donna have married.

5 years old
6 years old
Began school.

7 years old
My brother Paul's girlfriend Sharon has graduated from secondary school.

My brother Paul's girlfriend Sharon began college.

8 years old
My brother Paul has graduated from secondary school.

My brother Paul began college.

My brother Paul has been placed on academic probation.

9 years old
10 years old
11 years old
12 years old
13 years old
Met a new girl I like very much, named Rachel Sullivan.

We've begun seeing each other.

My brother Paul has graduated from college with a degree in Criminal Justice.

My brother Paul has failed the graduate school entrance examination.

14 years old
My girlfriend Rachel began trade school.

15 years old
Thomas born to Donna Lawson

16 years old
Skipped a year in school.

Began trade school.

My father has asthma.

My father has died at age 65 from diabetes.

My girlfriend Rachel has graduated from trade school.

17 years old
Ended relationship with Rachel Sullivan.

Met a new girl I like very much, named Anna Hofman.

We've begun seeing each other.

18 years old
Graduated from trade school.

Need to look for a job.

My mother has Parkinson's disease.

My sister Donna has moved out on her own.

My girlfriend Anna has graduated from secondary school.

19 years old
Began work as an artist.

Decided to look for a job.

20 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

Anna and I are now engaged.

The engagement is over but my girlfriend Anna and I are still seeing each other.

My mother has died at age 69 from Parkinson's disease.

Inherited money from my parents.

21 years old
Donated to a disaster relief charity.

22 years old
My country is involved in a small scale military intervention abroad. 877 American soldiers have been killed.

Anna and I are now engaged.

Anna Hofman and I got married this year.

Received a 2% pay raise.

23 years old
Joyce Hill and my brother Paul are now engaged to be married.

24 years old
Peace.

Scott born to Donna Lawson

Joyce Hill and my brother Paul have married.

25 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

Denied a raise.

Kathleen born to Donna Lawson

26 years old
Received a 6% pay raise.

My wife Anna has become addicted to illicit drugs.

27 years old
Left my marriage.

28 years old
Received a 2% pay raise.

Began work as an entertainment industry technician.

Denied a raise.

29 years old
Met a new woman I like very much, named Jacqueline Bailey.

We've begun seeing each other.

My brother Paul's wife Joyce has arthritis of the knee.

30 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

Helped out a beggar.

Received a 11% pay raise.

31 years old
My girlfriend Jacqueline is not ready for marriage.

Invested 10000 dollars in land.

Received a 9% pay raise.

My brother Paul has moved out on his own.

32 years old
Jacqueline and I are now engaged.

The engagement is over and my girlfriend Jacqueline and I've gone our separate ways.

My sister Donna has diabetes.

33 years old
Received a 9% pay raise.

34 years old
The flood has hit my area.

Flood victim.

Cashed in 11179 dollars from land.

My country is involved in a small scale military intervention abroad. 7,920 American soldiers have been killed.

Received a 9% pay raise.

35 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

36 years old
Invested 010000 dollars in land.

Met a new woman I like very much, named Rebecca Sanders.

We've begun seeing each other.

Received a 5% pay raise.

My sister Donna has a peptic ulcer.

37 years old
Invested 10000 dollars in a bank account.

38 years old
Lost my girlfriend Rebecca by being too forward.

Received a 2% pay raise.

Met a new woman I like very much, named Beverly Lieb.

We've begun seeing each other.

39 years old
40 years old
Decided to give some money to charity.

Beverly and I are now engaged.

Beverly Lieb and I got married this year.

41 years old
Peace.

My brother Paul's wife Joyce has diabetes.

My wife Beverly has appendicitis.

42 years old
Received a 2% pay raise.

My sister Donna died from an infection.

My wife Beverly has been cured of appendicitis.

43 years old
Received a 7% pay raise.

My brother Paul has arthritis of the knee.

44 years old
Car was stolen.

45 years old
Wife pregnant.

Son Frank born.

46 years old
47 years old
Received a 7% pay raise.

48 years old
Received a 6% pay raise.

49 years old
Received a 5% pay raise.

Invested 50000 dollars in land.

My brother Paul's wife Joyce has died at age 58 from diabetes.

50 years old
Received a 2% pay raise.

My sister Donna's husband Todd has p-spot cancer.

My brother Paul has mouth cancer.

51 years old
Lost my investment in land.

Received a 2% pay raise.

My son Frank began school.

52 years old
Received a 9% pay raise.

My brother Paul has died at age 62 from pneumonia.

53 years old
Denied a raise.

54 years old
55 years old
Received a 2% pay raise.

56 years old
Received a 2% pay raise.

57 years old
Received a 2% pay raise.

58 years old
Received a 7% pay raise.

59 years old
Received a 11% pay raise.

60 years old
Received a 7% pay raise.

My sister Donna's husband Todd has died at age 76 from p-spot cancer.

61 years old
A major fire has hit the United States. 0 people have died and 38,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Received a 2% pay raise.

My sonFrank's girlfriend Marilyn has skipped a year in school.

62 years old
Returned a wallet to a grateful owner.

Received a 6% pay raise.

My sonFrank's girlfriend Virginia began college.

63 years old
Received a 2% pay raise.

My son Frank has graduated from secondary school.

My son Frank began college.

My son Frank has been placed on academic probation.

64 years old
Denied a raise.

Virginia Kennedy and my son Frank are now engaged to be married.

Virginia Kennedy and my son Frank have married.

65 years old
Received a 4% pay raise.

66 years old
Left my marriage.

Received a 2% pay raise.

In spite of spending extra hours studying, Your son Frank has been placed on academic probation.

My son Frank's wife Virginia has graduated from college with a degree in Literature.

My son Frank's wife Virginia has failed the graduate school entrance examination.

67 years old
Received a 5% pay raise.

68 years old
Received a 4% pay raise.

69 years old
I have Parkinson's disease.

My son Frank has graduated from college with a degree in Astronomy.

My son Frank began graduate school.

70 years old
Died at age 70 from Parkinson's disease.


-snip:got it working-


the code tags never strached the page or anything :o

the code tags never strached the page or anything :o

If you use them it doesn't break your sentence, it keeps going until it ends.

haha i remember this
i got raped as a guy once


0 years old
I was born a girl in a village in the Congo Democratic
Republic's Kinshasa Region, not far from the city of
Kinshasa.

My parents have named me Ibola. My surname is Oyono. 
My mother, Nyokato, is 17 and my father, Mawapanga, is
18. I have no brothers or sisters.

My mother has graduated from secondary school.

My father has had malaria.

1 year old
My father has onchocerciasis.

2 years old
3 years old
4 years old
I have had malaria.

5 years old
Peace.

My father has been cured of onchocerciasis.

6 years old
Began school.

7 years old
8 years old
9 years old
10 years old
11 years old
12 years old
13 years old
14 years old
15 years old
Decided not to smoke cigarettes.

My father has died at age 34 from AIDS.

16 years old
Refused to help a neighbor get out of trouble with the
government.

Met a new boy I like very much, named Yerodin Mbasogo.

Rejected by Yerodin Mbasogo.

My mother died from an infection.

17 years old
Met a new boy I like very much, named Kengo Ongandzi.

Rejected by Kengo Ongandzi.

18 years old
Graduated from secondary school.

Need to look for a job.

19 years old
Sporadic localized fighting in Sud-Kivu region.

Avoided drinking alcohol.

Need to look for a job.

Began work as a seamstress.

20 years old
Volunteered in a local humanitarian effort.

21 years old
Peace.

Met a new man I like very much, named James Ongeri.

Rejected by James Ongeri.

Invested 430960 Congo francs in land.

22 years old
Began work as a seamstress.

Sporadic localized fighting in Kasai-Oriental region.

Met a new man I like very much, named Mwanze Olembe.

We've begun seeing each other.

23 years old
Decided not to smoke cigarettes.

24 years old
25 years old
Lost my investment in land.

Decided not to give money to charity.

My boyfriend Mwanze and I are now engaged.

Mwanze Olembe and I got married this year.

Son Kengo born.

My son Kengo has died from dehydration.

26 years old
Donated to a disaster relief charity.

27 years old
Peace.

Son Brahim born.

My husband Mwanze has had malaria.

28 years old
Daughter Niambi born.

Invested 10000 Congo francs in jewelry.

My son Brahim has had malaria.

29 years old
My daughter Niambi has had measles.

30 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

31 years old
Daughter Kafi born.

My daughter Kafi has had measles.

32 years old
My son Brahim began school.

33 years old
Invested money blindly in a risky deal.

Lost money on a risky deal.

Son Mani born.

My daughter Niambi began school.

My husband Mwanze died from an infection.

34 years old
Met a new man I like very much, named Kalonji Bakama.

Rejected by Kalonji Bakama.

My son Mani has had measles.

35 years old
Cashed in 9521 Congo francs from jewelry.

Borrowed 10000 Congo francs in a one-year loan.

Decided not to give money to charity.

My son Brahim has schistosomiasis.

36 years old
My daughter Kafi began school.

37 years old
Payed off  Congo francs of  loan.

Cashed in 0 Congo francs from land.

Began work as a small farmer.

Met a new man I like very much, named Jawanza Musavaka.

Rejected by Jawanza Musavaka.

My son Brahim has skipped a year in school.

38 years old
My son Mani is not able to attend school.

39 years old
Returned a wallet to a grateful owner.

Invested money blindly in a risky deal.

Lost money on a risky deal.

My son Brahim has skipped a year in school.

My daughter Niambi has schistosomiasis.

My son Mani has schistosomiasis.

40 years old
Decided to give some money to charity.

Refused to invest in a risky deal to make money.

41 years old
Met a new man I like very much, named Dunduza Edu.

We've begun seeing each other.

42 years old
My boyfriend Dunduza and I are now engaged.

Dunduza Edu and I got married this year.

Invested 21000 Congo francs in jewelry.

My son Brahim has graduated from secondary school.

43 years old
Sporadic localized fighting in Bandundu region.

44 years old
Peace.

45 years old
Nyangoma Kolelas and my son Brahim are now engaged to be married.

Nyangoma Kolelas and my son Brahim have married.

My son Brahim has moved out on his own.

My son Brahim's wife Nyangoma has graduated from secondary school.

My daughter Niambi has graduated from secondary school.

My daughter Kafi's boyfriend Mpyama has had malaria.

46 years old
I have had malaria again.

Told the truth about a previous lie I had made.

My son Brahim's wife Nyangoma has hookworm.

47 years old
My daughter Niambi has moved out on her own.

48 years old
Invested money blindly in a risky deal.

Lost money on a risky deal.

My daughter Kafi has graduated from secondary school.

Mpyama Lumumba and my daughter Kafi have married.

Niambi born to Kafi Lumumba

My daughter Kafi's husband Mpyama has graduated from secondary school.

49 years old
I have had malaria again.

Invested 500000 Congo francs in land.

My daughter Kafi has moved out on her own.

My son Mani has had malaria.

50 years old
My son Brahim has lymphatic filariasis.

Nzarbarimb born to Kafi Lumumba

51 years old
My son Brahim has hookworm.

Migozo born to Kafi Lumumba

52 years old
I have had malaria again.

My son Brahim's wife Nyangoma died from an infection.

My daughter Niambi has hookworm.

Kafi born to Kafi Lumumba

53 years old
My son Brahim died from an infection.

Goukhouni Simo and my daughter Niambi have married.

Nyahuma born to Kafi Lumumba

My husband Dunduza died from an infection.

54 years old
Mawakana born to Kafi Lumumba

My son Mani died from an infection.

55 years old
Invested money blindly in a risky deal.

Lost money on a risky deal.

Mballa born to Kafi Lumumba

56 years old
Kilolo born to Kafi Lumumba

57 years old
Mani born to Kafi Lumumba

58 years old
My daughter Niambi's husband Goukhouni died from an infection.

My daughter Kafi has schistosomiasis.

Nzarbarimb born to Kafi Lumumba

59 years old
My daughter Niambi died from an infection.

Mballa born to Kafi Lumumba

60 years old
Kuku born to Kafi Lumumba

61 years old
62 years old
I've gone blind from cataracts.

My daughter Kafi's husband Mpyama has appendicitis.

63 years old
I have been cured of cataracts.

64 years old
My daughter Kafi's husband Mpyama has been cured of appendicitis.

65 years old
66 years old
67 years old
68 years old
My daughter Kafi's husband Mpyama has had malaria again.

69 years old
I have reduced vision from cataracts.

70 years old
71 years old
Refused to invest in a risky deal to make money.

Too old to continue working as a small farmer.

Began work as a handicraft worker.

72 years old
My daughter Kafi died from an infection.

73 years old
My daughter Kafi's husband Mpyama has had malaria again.

74 years old
75 years old
Died at age 75 from a heart attack.


I am good

Bump...

Question.
How did my lesbian wife get pregnant?

Edit: Oh my. Married with a happy person, being a happy person with a successful daughter. She got married to a pretty cool guy.
I have committed Self Delete. Why the forget did that happen?
« Last Edit: August 03, 2009, 01:36:26 AM by Chrono »

By cheating, no duh, shes not lesbian :D

But it's also my daughter.
-reverts a year to prevent /wrist-


Started in India, moved to Canada.
I also eventually died and started a new one.