1000 things that will happen before HL2: Ep3 comes out *GAME*

[n0cturni]

40. n0cturni realises that there's more to a game that "advancing technology" and "being careful that people with weaker machines can play it" and that "twats" is spelled "twits"

Edit: goddammit oromis >_<

42. What, and Valve aren't going to release a new game with old stuff. They'd been advancing their technology for each episode so far. Look at what they're doing for L4D2. Also, people say it "twats" as well. You don't even know what you're talking about.

[Ad Bot]

[oromis]

43. 42 will actually become the answer to everything

[Lil Robot]

44. HL2 EP3 Beta is leaked. Beta includes first 3 Chapters of EP3, including Advisor Battle

[Katamari007]

42. What, and Valve aren't going to release a new game with old stuff. They'd been advancing their technology for each episode so far. Look at what they're doing for L4D2. Also, people say it "twats" as well. You don't even know what you're talking about.

yeah but they made L4D2 in about a year ._. its taken them 5 years for HL2: Ep3

ONTOPIC: 45. tingle stops being creepy

[Marcem]

yeah but they made L4D2 in about a year ._. its taken them 5 years for HL2: Ep3

ONTOPIC: 45. tingle stops being creepy

2007 was 5 years ago?

[Retz]

12. LewnaJa and Lemurdecatta get proper educations.

Lol ur so punny!!!!!

[n0cturni]

yeah but they made L4D2 in about a year ._. its taken them 5 years for HL2: Ep3

You don't even know what you're talking about.

[DaSord213]

46. badspot gets bored and puts a virus in blockland for laughs

[Fizzles]

47. The ghostbusters create a real organization.

[Robo Noob]

Lol ur so punny!!!!!

I know, because the funny thing is, neither of you will EVER get a proper education!

[Block Builder]

48.Someone complains about the internet
49.4chan gets on the national news
50.7chan gets on the national news
51.Blockland gets on the national news
52.Someone will win at the game
53.Bruno 2 will come out
54.Bruno 3 will come out
55.Bruno 4 will come out, but now it will have robobts
56.Bruno 5 will come out, even though the original actor is dead
57.Bruno toys will come out
58.They will make a HL2 movie
59.They will make HL2 toys
60.They will make HL2 adult toys
61.Girls will actually get on the internet
62.Girls will gtfo
63.Badspot will ban everyone
64.Badspot will un-ban everyone
65.V13 will come out
66.Badspot will re-ban everyone after someone complains that V13 broke his add-ons
67.Someone will invent teleportation
68.Someone will complain about teleportation
69.We will start a colony on a different planet or moon
70.That colony will have prostitutes
71.Science will prove god is fake
72.North Korea will decide to be nice to it's neighbors and have an open border policy
73.We will send all our nukes into space, unintentionally ending an alien race wen they collide with another planet
74.Someone will complain
75.The US will pay back it's debt
76.The US will get more debt
77.The US will pay that off
78.Holy stuff, you're still reading this?
79.No one will actually cook anymore
80.McDonald's will server breakfast 24/7
81.We will wear those cool shiny space suit things
82.The US will go fight someone
83.The US will leave
84.WORLD WAR 3
85.Japan wants revenge and nukes Hawaii
86.The US enters World War 3
87.The US will realize that there are better guns out there, and they will not use the M4
88.The US nukes the stuff out of Japan, and everyone now fears the US
89.Lolicon disappears now that Japan is gone
90.Shotacon disappears now that Japan is gone
91.US Police now use laser guns
92.Alcohol will be outlawed
93.Crime rates will fall
94.Accidents will be rare
95.Life expectancy will grow
96.Some dumbass will say outlawing alcohol is bad
97.You will be able to custom order babies, and no one will care except those environmentalist cigarettes
98.You will still be reading this
99.People will forget the "Over 9000" meme
100.World hunger will end

[Nystical]

101. Block Builder gets beaten for doing more than 3 in one posts. (Also 101 :3)

[Block Builder]

101. Block Builder gets beaten for doing more than 3 in one posts. (Also 101 :3)

That was 52 btw


102.The cookie monster eats space cookies
103.People realize that guns are not bad
104.We build a Walmart on Mars
105.There's crime on Mars
106.It's popular to wear living children

[Menen]

2007 was 5 years ago?

Only if the math laws changed.

[black knight]

107. Math laws will change