Author Topic: 1000 things that will happen before HL2: Ep3 comes out *GAME*  (Read 12379 times)

259. Animal Crossing City Folk comes out for DS >:D

260. Microsoft gets bankrupt

261. 2012 turns out to be a hoax like the other apocolypse predictions


263.
DJ hero will come out.
264.
Your face will be horrably disfigured in a car crash XD

267. Valve releases Team Fortress Classic source and Day of Defeat 2.

268. Shinji figures out how we went from 264 to 267

269. They make a wii 2

270. I will stuff bricks.

265. Harm skipped a number
266. Harm will type 271
271. Harm says hello

272
world of warcraft and runescape go bankrupt

273. I will becoem a huge fan of football.
274. I will rape a monkey.
275. You will die a horrific death resulting in a paradox for some unknown reason.

276: every MuMORPeGer (Warcraft, runescape, ect.) will get boring and millions of nerds will go outside and get laid
277: Obama becomes a good president
278:Michael Jackson's moonwalker II will be released
279:I will become a popular artist on the Internet
280: twilight fans will take over the world.(led by Gadolf Shmitler)

281. People continue to scream about MJ's death for 10 years.

277: Obama becomes a good president

Okay cool, you can go back in time and rig the election so clinton wins,and then you can get blown up by korea. Dont turn this into a political thing please

282.
People continue to scream about Billy May's death for 10 years.
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