1000 things that will happen before HL2: Ep3 comes out *GAME*

[Katamari007]

301. The companion cube can talk and it will threaten to stab you.

already happened :/

[Ad Bot]

[Menen]

321. I will count backwards

[MtnDew]

322: I will grow a second richard.

[Rocketttdog]

323: Your first one will fall off.

[(Hit Man)]

294. gman takes over

Wtf

[(Hit Man)]

299: the new show The Colony (on discovery) becomes true before 297.

I got 299 Noob

[(Hit Man)]

Offtopic: HL2: Ep2 Opening is Wtf gay
Ontopic:
324:You will have a Cookie Monster
325: Blockland Sues Roblox
326: I will learn to count 1-10
327: Roblox Shuts down, and bl Lives happliy Evar Afta
328: Runescape Steal everyones items, making everyone quit
329: Runescape give all of them 100k and there items back, Everyone comes back
330: Portal 55 Will be out
331: I dont post anything in Number 332
332:
333: I will get The 666th Post
334: I will hunt Nickthesushi Down (Loljk)
335: I will eat a pie
336: Nuke hits earth from Mars
337 We nuke mars
338: The End of Ze World Video Comes true.
339: I will die
340: ???
341: TV dies out
342: Microsft Make new TVS, making them Rich
343:I will Post 343 again
344: I Will watch celebrity Deathmatch
345: 345!

[Littledude]

325: Blockland Sues Roblox

Impossible, the only thing that could possibly win a lawsuit against Blockland and Roblox is Lego and even that is unlikely.

[pen]

346:Valve industries gets hit by a meteor so they have to restart working on everything an apologize to the people whose games no longer work do to the steam servers having been blown up
347:Valve industries decides its easier to build a time machine and stop that meteor
348:Valve builds the time machine
349:Valve goes back in time
350:Valve stops the meteor
351:A paradox is created and the world starts to rupture
352:The dead come back to life due to the paradox
353:Zombies try to take over the world
354:Zombies manage to take over 2/3s of the world
355:Zombies are finally defeated, but that only left about 16 people on the Earth
356:The world starts to repopulate (slowly)
357:The current technology that had been left behind gets salvaged
358:Valve industries is remade with the new people (at this point, there are about 50 people on the Earth)

[Dr.Block]

304 - 310?

319: Dr.Block is a hypocrite

If people had stuck to the correct numbering, the 304 before my post would have been 309.

347: I realize I could be making a gigantic idiot of myself right now.

[tikitai]

348. People will learn that IS ONLY ONE loving NUMBER PER POST! DAMNIT!

[Tingalz]

349. I say QFT to tiki

[DJ_FANGS]

350. someone after me revives this post 

[oromis]

351. dj fang isnt revived

[Lil Robot]

351. dj cigarette isnt revived

Fixed.
352. Episode 3 comes out.