Creepy stalker kid who thinks he's my friend comes to my house 1-2 times a day

[Oasis]

Get your trusty "not a weapon but will still beat the stuff out of him" blunt object like a toaster and while you're making toast and he comes up behind you spin arund and say "WANT TOAST?"

I lol'ed so hard I think I shat a brick city on my chair...

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[BlydeBadger]

Lick his face...
That will keep him away from you
:D

[Saxophone]

PUT HIM IN PRIZMATICAL'Z BASE >:U

Or beat the stuff out of him

[A.R.C.]

    Tell him you're uncomfortable with the way he's acting and you wish for some personal space. If problem persists, ask him if something is wrong. Obviously something is a bit off and he needs someone. 

[TheChaosCarrier]

Just shoot him.
/thread

[DarthVolga]

You need sentry guns around your house.

[pixl]

Poop on your doorstep

[pocketrocket300]

sounds like a horror movie waiting to happen huh?

[Saxophone]

Spray Silly String on him.

Or put rubber cement on you're doorstep when you see him coimng down the sidewalk.

[pocketrocket300]

teh second one... /agree

[TheChaosCarrier]

Just shoot him.
/thread

[Sir CHEEZBURGER]

You need sentry guns around your house.

Level 10 sentry guns and a heavy

[Quartz]

Try show him the internet, find a cool site with a friendly community.
Then he might will leave ya alone.

[Madmitten]

Try show him the internet, find a cool site with a friendly community.
Then he might will leave ya alone.

>:U He's is gonna start coming here!

[Robo Noob]

Try show him the internet, find a cool site with a friendly community.
Then he might will leave ya alone.

Said same thing. :(

But like I said before, you shouldn't be mean to this kid, you never know how he could take it. He might think you're his only friend... and could commit Self Delete. Personally, that would make me feel horrible if somebody comit Self Delete over something I said or me hitting them. Just try to be his friend for a while, he can't be that annoying.