Author Topic: What would you do with $23,148,855,308,184,500?  (Read 14751 times)

Buy 23,148,855,308,184,500 stocks and sell em for PROFIT

Well, I'd....
-Buy Target
-Buy Gamestop
-Buy a DSi
-Buy DS(i) games
-Buy AC:WW
-Buy a bunch of Wii points
-Buy Blockland (Not as in a key, as in buying it to become it's co-owner)
-Persuade Nintendo to put Earthbound on the virtual console with $500,000,000,000,000
-Buy all the lego sets in the world (Except for the ones I already have)
-Donate $1,000 to homeless people
-Buy a private lake
-And a private yacht
-Don't forget a private mansion
-Buy mint-condition Earthbound carts on eBay.
Then I'd save the rest for who-knows-what.

I know I already posted...but I thought of something.

BUY TECHNOLOGY TO MAKE ZOMBIES AND CONQUER HUMANITY AS THEIR OVERLORD. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

jk.  :cookieMonster:

I'd buy a private island, invite all my friends, and give 100,000,000,000,000 to save the rainforests.
Give my future kids an allowance of 100,000,000 a week :D

Buy the moon for my own construction zone, place game company there.

I'd buy a huge mansion, and hire the Ghostbusters to blast all the ghosts' heads off with a proton shotgun.
Then I'd fund researching facilities to make a real-life instagib weapon, and a BFG9000
Then we improve our nukes by a tenfold.
And research implants and armor similar of those of the Space Marines from Warhammer: 40k
And offer everything as standard issue to the U.S. Marines...
Then research a machine that lets you into and game, and you can also bring anything from the videogame out int o the real world. Then I get Tyranids and Zerg out of Warhammer: 40k and Starcraft... and start The Real War of The Worlds.

The only safe thing you can do with that much money is burn it.

Therefore I would dig a big hole, fill it with gasoline, and burn it. I would save a bit to throw a money-fire party.

You're all invited. We can roast marshmallows over the big money-fire and sing camp songs.

Of course, if it's not in bills, that would be a problem. I'd buy a lot of paper to represent that much currency instead.

Then I'd convert the remaining money into a foreign currency, and give it away to a third world country that already has an inflated currency so that everybody thinks the nation just printed it off and doesn't recognize it as legitimate money.
« Last Edit: July 29, 2009, 03:13:04 PM by Wedge »

Make a whole planet out of pure Brass.

Buy russia and remake the USSR under a new command

A life time supply of strawberry bubblegum :P