Author Topic: well it's halfway through july, it's started again (Read 1442 times)

MeltyGoblin · July 16, 2009, 10:43:30 AM

Every summer, halfway through july, this stupid annoying bird rams it's face into my window at 10:00 every morning, on the dot. This is year 3, I'm starting to wonder if he's ever going to get stupid enough to leave.

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Muzzles56 · July 16, 2009, 11:03:45 AM

How do you know its the same bird?
Bird stalking maybe?

tails · July 16, 2009, 11:07:58 AM

Put some curtains up so it doesn't think it can fly through?

Inv3rted · July 16, 2009, 11:17:27 AM

Sounds like avian OCD to me.

snot2 · July 16, 2009, 11:18:50 AM

i once saw a bird crash straight into a window as i was walking past it, i think it died in the air or somone shot it

MeltyGoblin · July 16, 2009, 11:46:24 AM

Quote from: Muzzles56 on July 16, 2009, 11:03:45 AM

How do you know its the same bird?
Bird stalking maybe?

after it melee's the window it perches on a branch just outside and it always has the same markings

Robo Noob · July 16, 2009, 11:49:01 AM

Do you by any chance use windex?

MeltyGoblin · July 16, 2009, 11:52:39 AM

Quote from: Robo Noob on July 16, 2009, 11:49:01 AM

Do you by any chance use windex?

lol'd

but no, although my mom is obbsesive compulsive about cleaning so everytime it gets scratched up from him she cleans it.

Rughugger · July 16, 2009, 12:06:16 PM

Pull the shades or maybe electrify the window temporarily. ;)

General Nick · July 16, 2009, 12:07:10 PM

Get a giant wooden owl and hang it outside your window.

JimJam · July 16, 2009, 12:15:17 PM

Our giant bay window always has birds hit it. Theres just a huge "pow!" and then dead bird :(.

MeltyGoblin · July 16, 2009, 03:41:15 PM

Quote from: JimJam on July 16, 2009, 12:15:17 PM

Our giant bay window always has birds hit it. Theres just a huge "pow!" and then dead bird :(.

the wierd thing is this bird won't die.

Emily · July 16, 2009, 03:45:25 PM

i once let my pet love bird out of its cage when i was 7, cause everyone was telling me it needed to fly around a bit. so i gave in and listened to them... the bird got so overwhelmed it flew right into the balcony window and SPLAT ...dead :(
but id think random birds flying into windows would be kinda funny.

Inv3rted · July 16, 2009, 04:10:34 PM

Quote from: Emily on July 16, 2009, 03:45:25 PM

i once let my pet love bird out of its cage when i was 7, cause everyone was telling me it needed to fly around a bit. so i gave in and listened to them... the bird got so overwhelmed it flew right into the balcony window and SPLAT ...dead :(
but id think random birds flying into windows would be kinda funny.

When I first got my dove, he'd hit the windows sometimes, but now he knows they are there.

General Nick · July 16, 2009, 04:12:00 PM

Quote from: Inv3rted on July 16, 2009, 04:10:34 PM

When I first got my dove, he'd hit the windows sometimes, but now he knows they are there.

Quote from: Robo Noob on July 16, 2009, 11:49:01 AM

Do you by any chance use windex?