For those who care, I've been Mexico the past two weeks, the last 4 or so days in Cancun without internet (I'm staying at my parent's house [egh] instead of one of the 50 hotels). Cancun is essentially Mexico's Miami in terms of climate and tourism. It's also home to the Aztec ruins of Chichen Itza.
I'm in Mexico City right now at a hotel, and I'll be leaving on Monday for my cozy home back in Illinois. At that point, I will resume full activity on the forum, Steam, and in-game.
Any "C00l story br0"s will be bitch slapped.