Zombie Survival list

[zookuw]

All ill need for a Zombie Invasion is a Rubber Band, a Slinky and Pocky 

yay for pocky :D

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[troy001234]

Some of you friends probably never shot a gun :\ you'd all get blown away that you'd be to scared to pull the trigger again. and really like most of the logical people are saying, where the forget would you get a mini gun, a rocket launcher, grenades or all of that other stuff? How would you carry all, if not most of this stuff? Most of you are illogical idiots who strive for nothing but to be praised or have someone say "lol" to a quote of your post try to be funny or smart so just stop, because it's not working

tl;dr

YOU'RE NOT GORDON FREEMAN, YOU CANNOT CARRY 50 DIFFERENT WEAPONS AND STILL SPRINT LIKE A MOTHER forgetER.

[devildogelite]

They probally cant sprint anyways. Im fat though so I cant either

[troy001234]

Wow, just wow

[pocketrocket300]

if not got then minigun would be a good one

[deadfall07]

Being realistic, I would get a shovel
Why?
Full force thrust SHOULD OR MIGHT decapitate a zombie.

Also hopefully find a safe area and not get a new star fish pulled open

[MeltyGoblin]

thats why i have 4 other people. they carry it all. and i also have a truck

yeah, because every person can carry 300 pounds of stuff and still be easily mobile

target.

I'm sure they'll be open during a zombie apocolypse

[blocula]

all you need is a nuke and a nuke proof blanket


and have FUN!

get that andyer safe

[pocketrocket300]

.....nuke-proof......blanket?   wtf?  get a refrigerator goddamnit.

[Fjeld]

all you need is a nuke and a nuke proof blanket


and have FUN!

get that andyer safe

Radioactive zombies are not fun.

[starfoxXP]

a crobar to hijack cars and get stuff out of trucks

and a machinegun with 50000 ammo

finnaly an acid spray

[Joker Card]

Lemme shorten my list down to the size of a book. this book is called the zombie survival guide. you should read it some time and realize the error of your ways.    a minigun? really? you couldnt even CARRY a minigun, let alone shoot it

[pocketrocket300]

Lemme shorten my list down to the size of a book. this book is called the zombie survival guide. you should read it some time and realize the error of your ways.    a minigun? really? you couldnt even CARRY a minigun, let alone shoot it

Get muscular then.  You would be suprised what adrenaline and global crCIA does to evolution.

[Joker Card]

ok, a zombie outbreak suddenly occurs and you hve as much muscles as a bottle of soap. good luck being able to pick up a minigun. you'll either die from zombies or drop he weights on your self and suffocate before you can even get close to holding it

[.::Taboo::.]

NUUUUUUUKES
And my wife.
And research.