Zombie Survival list

[CopBlock]

Zero, Guns = Pulling Trigger, reload.
Using melee weapons = Exertion
Exertion = Becoming fatigued
Not being able to move fast or preform other actions is worse than needing to reload.

Reloading is simple anyways.

Pistol = Mag in, chamber round, pew pew.
Armalite Weapons = Mag in, pull charing handle, pew pew, mag out, mag in, bolt release, pew pew.
Etc etc

limited ammo, and its getting late and my posts are getting less and less intelligent so im getting off

[Ad Bot]

[Deathwishez]

I think I'll just go to Utah.

Nothin' bad ever happens in Utah!

 

[IceBlue]

I think I still really like my idea. Seems flawless, to an extent. Criticisms?

Also:

Guns are both practical and in-practical. Don't start calling for an AK-47 or Desert Eagle. The AK-47 would probably make you fall over because of it's insane recoil. Not only that; but the sheer weight of it would be incredible. Its wood and metal. Most of all; How will you store your magasines? You can't just stuff one in your backpack. These things do need to be handled with care. If you drop one, you might dent the cartridge. If you fire the gun with a dented cartridge, not only will the gun jam and cease fire, but theres a chance of backfire.

Don't get me started on the Desert Eagle. It is actually really stupid.
HEY GUYS, LETS GO PUT .45 CALIBER ROUNDS INTO A PISTOL OLOLOL!!...
Dammit, America. Another impractical weapon?

If your going to grab a side arm or pistol, I'd say go for a revolver of sorts. They are easy to reload and actually have a stopping speed. Don't go get a .357, idiot. Go get a Smith & Wesson .38 Revolver. Not only are these quite common amongst the world's police forces, but, they actually work. They are not very fiddly and are quite user friendly.

As far as shotguns go, don't get a Spas-12. Computer games really over rate them. They are bulky, loud, heavy and in contrary to popular belief, is hard to use. I've never handled or fired a Spas-12 but I have fired other weapons that are so much more simpler then the Spas's under feed seems odd. Go get a trench gun or something that makes sense.

I'll be happy with my Ute and .303 rifle.

We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.

[Niliscro]

ITT - People who would die.

1.) Deagles are impractical, the recoil would break the wrist of an inexperienced shooter.

That's assuming people who have listed this gun are inexperienced shooters.  I wouldn't call myself professional, but between hunting and range shooting I think I could handle one ok.

Edit:
Although I do hear they're pretty heavy.
Now that I think about it, they're mostly impractical because it would take a longer amount of time to re-adjust your aim.

[chaseyqurt]

aks suck and so do other stuffty guns

That's why an Ar15 and Pmags is the way to go, both are widely available and practical.

 

Also @ Limited ammo - Lern 2 not waste shots, most guns you would have access to wouldn't even fire in full auto so it shouldn't be that hard to conserve ammo. Imo, using melee weapons is handicapped and I'd take my chances with guns and limited ammo.

[chaseyqurt]

double post wtffff

[NickTheSushi]

Also @ Limited ammo - Lern 2 not waste shots

This. And if you're smart, in a zombie apocalypse you'll want to get saved, not be the next Savior of the world (Post all the jokes you want. You most likely won't actually try to do this but if you do, you probably should've just killed yourself the minute you saw zombies). You would use a weapon only when you need to. Picking off one zombie instead of sneaking around may get others with a few miles after you. By others, I mean tens, hundreds, or THOUSANDS of other zombies.

@Double Post
ICWATUDIDTHERBROSEF:D

[Pi]

My list:

Vulcan salute and "Take Me To Your Leader!" (With either Arnold of Alien Voice, can't decide.)

[IceBlue]

Your result:

Intestines all over the roof!

[Niblic]

A plane
A hamburger
Another hamburger
A whopper
10 gallons of soda
50 crates of beans and soup.
A piece of gum.
A computer
A toothpick that I can choke on.

[CrazyAwesomeDarkness]

This. And if you're smart, in a zombie apocalypse you'll want to get saved, not be the next Savior of the world (Post all the jokes you want. You most likely won't actually try to do this but if you do, you probably should've just killed yourself the minute you saw zombies). You would use a weapon only when you need to. Picking off one zombie instead of sneaking around may get others with a few miles after you. By others, I mean tens, hundreds, or THOUSANDS of other zombies.

@Double Post
ICWATUDIDTHERBROSEF:D

Response to this.



Future of surviving zombies:

1. A buggy (fleeing from a large group)
2. gravity gun (throwing zombies)
3. gun or revolver
4. boink bat or bat with nails
5. grenade launcher (take out huge groups)
6. 5 sandvich's (dont let any heavy seeing you eat it)
7. automatic turret
8. 80 crates of food and water
9. glasses (black) make sure you wear them
10. crowbar, for sum hittin.
11. H.E.V suit
12. PS3, Xbox or PC to play on. what ever system you have.
13. go to the store (no people) find food, and break the glass holding the games, break the things holding the systems, play. you die from boredom

14. Find louis for some healin pills.
15. find coach and he will give you his chocholate.
16. portal gun to get high up.

[Chriz]

A gun to the head.

Sure, its not survival, but its the best solution.

[Healbadbad]

A gun to the head.

Sure, its not survival, but its the best solution.

i was about to say that :C

[Viberin]

Here's my list:

• My girlfriend
• A massive carrot
• A lot of lube
• A pack of trojan magnum condoms
• A couch
• A soda
• A Mossberg 590 Shotgun with all the accessories
• http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOPuEuJx1MY
• an AA12 fully automatic shotgun
• http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTPz59y5538

I think I'll just go to Utah.

Nothin' bad ever happens in Utah!

 

[shafin25]

Bug Spray

Repellent

Sticks

Metal pole

SOlar powered items

Camping bag to store stuff

Emergency bag for escape purposes/ambush

Survival supplies!

Emergency instant-use quick-use one-time use food and water packets

If zombies have a weakness, its salt. Get heaps of salt and spray over their mouths.