Author Topic: Zombie Survival list  (Read 87978 times)

- Shotgun
- Machete
- Handgun
- iPod
- Shades
- Bible


- Shotgun
- Machete
- Handgun
- iPod
- Shades
- Bible



'EAT BIBLE, BITCH!'

- Shotgun
- Machete
- Handgun
- iPod
- Shades
- Bible


Please run full speed into the nearest wall.
@Chasey
True they maybe fairly common guns to buy however I doubt you'd be able to get one easily. Still the guns are valuable and if someone breaks into those shops they will be the first to be taken, and even if they're common at shops it doesn't mean that just anyone will spend that much for a gun that looks like a military weapon.

I'd just stay in my garage until they leave or die out, or until I die.

Won't do much, its not as if we can actually hold off the zombs forever.

I'd just stay in my garage until they leave or die out, or until I die.

Won't do much, its not as if we can actually hold off the zombs forever.
that's true about not being able to hold off zombies forever. However you would probably just have to wait it out for ten years. After five years most of the people have either already become infected or have been hidden or held off so well they will probably make it. After that five years no more food means they will starve out and just decompose. After the ten years the only time you would have to worry about zombies would be when it's summer and the frozen ones thaw out. There might be some small break outs following for about two years but then it would be known to watch out and report zombies. Probably even just consider them like wolves, stay out of their area and report them to authorities.

I'd just stay in my garage until they leave or die out, or until I die.

Won't do much, its not as if we can actually hold off the zombs forever.
That's why you go into hiding, smartass.

@Chasey
True they maybe fairly common guns to buy however I doubt you'd be able to get one easily. Still the guns are valuable and if someone breaks into those shops they will be the first to be taken, and even if they're common at shops it doesn't mean that just anyone will spend that much for a gun that looks like a military weapon.
The AR15 is probably the most widely owned rifle in the US, I myself, plan on buying one when I move out. Glocks are also super duper easy to find, like seriously, I could probably find a glock after searching a couple of houses. Not to mention they're cheap. If I wanted to buy one it'd only set me back $500.

- Bible
Please run full speed into the nearest wall.

You'd probably either go insane with religion or deconvert the second you saw the zombies because there's no loving way your god would ever make them. (He would biblically but that isn't what you believe, is it?)

Please run full speed into the nearest wall.

You'd probably either go insane with religion or deconvert the second you saw the zombies because there's no loving way your god would ever make them. (He would biblically but that isn't what you believe, is it?)

I guess you guys haven't seen Book of Eli :I

No dal I haven't (btw what is it rated I might check it out). But I myself am Christian however I wouldn't carry a bible, I hate to be brutal but it's just more for me to have to keep up with if I was in a zombie situation. I mean with everything going on I wouldn't want yet another thing to spend time with. Now true it might give some peace of mind in the situation when your in a jam but we all have our own methods to calm down. I honestly didn't say my comment just because you mentioned a bible so please don't take it that way. A shotgun is too loud unless you make some makeshift silencer, machete would work ok but your better off with a sword of some sort. And an iPod would be dead within a week unless you ended up carrying a clunky battery ran charger. Although shades might help keep the splatter off your face i'd rather go around with a paintball mask on since it gas more coverage and looks cool in my opinion.
@Chasey
When I say those guns are uncommon I'm just voicing my opinions based where I live. I live in a smaller town which although dies hunt thy sure as he'll don't use glocks and assault rifles. However I could see you in a big city or suburb planning on hunting big game or having a gun to protect
yourself and where you are the gun is common.


No dal I haven't (btw what is it rated I might check it out). But I myself am Christian however I wouldn't carry a bible, I hate to be brutal but it's just more for me to have to keep up with if I was in a zombie situation. I mean with everything going on I wouldn't want yet another thing to spend time with. Now true it might give some peace of mind in the situation when your in a jam but we all have our own methods to calm down. I honestly didn't say my comment just because you mentioned a bible so please don't take it that way. A shotgun is too loud unless you make some makeshift silencer, machete would work ok but your better off with a sword of some sort. And an iPod would be dead within a week unless you ended up carrying a clunky battery ran charger. Although shades might help keep the splatter off your face i'd rather go around with a paintball mask on since it gas more coverage and looks cool in my opinion.

Whoa dude, these aren't the things I would really take into a zombie Apocalypse. Once you see Book of Eli (14A I think) You'll get it. I was just kidding. And I wouldn't have a weaponry, because I would be dead, the chance of me surviving a zombie apocalypse is... Very thin.

ok i would follow all the rules in zombieland. and here are some of the things i would have...

a hummer, mini gun, ak47, alot of ammo, m1a1 carbine, rpg, TWINKYS!!!!!!!!!!, hot dogs, a portible micro wave oven
MORE TWINKYS, and mp42,mg 32, the governer of californa! oh and an auto shotgun with over 100 clips

ok i would follow all the rules in zombieland. and here are some of the things i would have...

a hummer, mini gun, ak47, alot of ammo, m1a1 carbine, rpg, TWINKYS!!!!!!!!!!, hot dogs, a portible micro wave oven
MORE TWINKYS, and mp42,mg 32, the governer of californa! oh and an auto shotgun with over 100 clips
Lots of ammo is for people who can't "shoot for stuff"

Superslayer your one if the biggest idiots ever. Almost all those guns are military and waaay hard to get. A minigun will get you no where and literaly weigh you down. Ak has major recoil killing it's accuracy unless you use short bursts which I doubt you would do. An automadic shotgun.. I'm not even going to start on that. Hummer? Really? Well you might get ten miles worth untill your out of gas and you won't find any spare gas.