ok i would follow all the rules in zombieland. and here are some of the things i would have...
a hummer, mini gun, ak47, alot of ammo, m1a1 carbine, rpg, TWINKYS!!!!!!!!!!, hot dogs, a portible micro wave oven
MORE TWINKYS, and mp42,mg 32, the governer of californa! oh and an auto shotgun with over 100 clips